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Royston
@voodooroy.bsky.social
220 followers 170 following 3.6K posts
It’s not where you’re from; it’s not where you’ve been; it’s not what you’ve seen *it’s where you’re between.* ⚒️People’s Republic of Essex ⚒️
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 2h
"Parking is such sweet sorrow"
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Royston @voodooroy.bsky.social · 48m
Trickle down was debunked so long ago it’s bananas it still gets any traction at all.
BANANAS.
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Royston @voodooroy.bsky.social · 1h
They absolutely know.
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Royston @voodooroy.bsky.social · 1h
Waiting for Boots online shop to reset my password
a close up of a man 's face with a beard and gray hair .
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Royston @voodooroy.bsky.social · 2h
👍 👍
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Guilherme Nunes - Commissions Open!! @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 12h
vampire cat uses his telepathic powers to remember the taste of garlic bread???
painting using telepathy in a restaurant to taste the garlic bread that another cat is eating, there is a cat serving at the bar, another crocodile at the bar, and in the window there are buildings and in the background a spaceship
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Royston @voodooroy.bsky.social · 3h
a man in a black suit says " da vinci " in a dark room
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Royston @voodooroy.bsky.social · 3h
a man in a suit and tie is walking in a kitchen
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Royston @voodooroy.bsky.social · 3h
Same song
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Royston @voodooroy.bsky.social · 4h
Bad apple news:
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Royston @voodooroy.bsky.social · 16h
When exactly did Right Said Fred get so contrary, anyway?
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Royston @voodooroy.bsky.social · 17h
Not a huge RS fan. But big players in US media raising heads above the parapet is to be applauded.
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Royston @voodooroy.bsky.social · 19h
a man standing in front of a microphone with the words huh written on it
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Royston @voodooroy.bsky.social · 19h
I love watching Gooners lose it.
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Royston @voodooroy.bsky.social · 19h
Do they all go to the same salon?
Someone looking like a dick with ears protesting at Gary Neville’s freedom of speech. See also: Angry baldy club.
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Royston @voodooroy.bsky.social · 19h
Autosave from now on.
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Royston @voodooroy.bsky.social · 19h
His Wikipedia page is atypically scant, but paints a succinct picture of his talent.
They don’t mention the rider. Dead at 49.
One of my favourite singles ever.
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Royston @voodooroy.bsky.social · 1d
Holy Sugarlumps!
An actual can-can dancer!
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Royston @voodooroy.bsky.social · 1d
list of linked accounts.
Gotta block ‘em all!

bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Royston @voodooroy.bsky.social · 1d
How can we tell?
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Royston @voodooroy.bsky.social · 1d
1. You’re right.
2. Put it with the others.
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Royston @voodooroy.bsky.social · 1d
They’re happier burning books.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 1d
white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

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Royston @voodooroy.bsky.social · 1d
Well, I’m not putting “soapy conkers” into my search engine.
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Royston @voodooroy.bsky.social · 1d
What?
WHAT!?
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