vozos 🖐️
@vozos.bsky.social
Co-Host, The Do-Overs: A Movie Remakes Podcast
If you’re so smart, why can’t you convince me - a lifelong contrarian and moron - to change my mind?
January 28, 2026 at 1:43 PM
If you’re so smart, why can’t you convince me - a lifelong contrarian and moron - to change my mind?
Finally caught the Springsteen movie. I liked it. It’s an honest depiction of what’s it’s like to be young, talented, handsome and depressed in New Jersey. (Trust me.)
January 24, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Finally caught the Springsteen movie. I liked it. It’s an honest depiction of what’s it’s like to be young, talented, handsome and depressed in New Jersey. (Trust me.)
Does anything have a worse success rate than telling someone to “relax”?
January 13, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Does anything have a worse success rate than telling someone to “relax”?
Hegseth is like if the hair transplant divorced dad that runs a CrossFit gym you went to high school with was also a war criminal
January 3, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Hegseth is like if the hair transplant divorced dad that runs a CrossFit gym you went to high school with was also a war criminal
Marco Rubio, may you be queasy on the edge of frame for the rest of your life
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Marco Rubio, may you be queasy on the edge of frame for the rest of your life
Did he just say The Donroe Doctrine
January 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Did he just say The Donroe Doctrine
I want to have my birthday party there.
December 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I want to have my birthday party there.
Thanks for sharing this and glad you’re doing well. Hearing this part of the episode made me want to be a better friend to my friends. Putting that to action in 2026.
December 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Thanks for sharing this and glad you’re doing well. Hearing this part of the episode made me want to be a better friend to my friends. Putting that to action in 2026.
“It’s a bit formulaic.” - reviewing my daughter’s breakfast like a film bro
December 5, 2025 at 1:12 PM
“It’s a bit formulaic.” - reviewing my daughter’s breakfast like a film bro
Rewatching Sopranos has me so tempted to defend my most frustrating friends because “they’re great earners.”
December 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Rewatching Sopranos has me so tempted to defend my most frustrating friends because “they’re great earners.”
“Jesus Christ…” - the technologist assigned to keep track of what I eat (like Spotify Wrapped but for food) when he sees how many congealed quesadilla remnants I’ve hoovered up from my toddler’s plate to the sink
October 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
“Jesus Christ…” - the technologist assigned to keep track of what I eat (like Spotify Wrapped but for food) when he sees how many congealed quesadilla remnants I’ve hoovered up from my toddler’s plate to the sink
I’m thinking of going back to therapy. (Sopranos rewatch)
October 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I’m thinking of going back to therapy. (Sopranos rewatch)
Tom Pelphrey in Task aka Jawn Wick
September 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Tom Pelphrey in Task aka Jawn Wick
“The Tired Tucci”
I was asked by @gqmagazine.bsky.social to write a little bit about just going bald in the age of widespread head-shaving and affordable, believable hair transplants...so I did!
Nothing Looks Cooler Than Not Caring You’re Balding
In a polarized culture that demands balding men pick a side, opting for the follicular middle ground is a refreshing act of honesty.
www.gq.com
September 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“The Tired Tucci”
Aging as a former theater kid in today’s media landscape means lamenting that I’m too old to ever be cast in a scam Facebook photo about a young man who valiantly started a car detailing service to support his sick mother.
September 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Aging as a former theater kid in today’s media landscape means lamenting that I’m too old to ever be cast in a scam Facebook photo about a young man who valiantly started a car detailing service to support his sick mother.
Alright, whose idea was this?
Christopher Nolan Elected President of Directors Guild of America
Christopher Nolan has been elected president of the Directors Guild of America, succeeding Lesli Linka Glatter.
variety.com
September 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Alright, whose idea was this?
Watching Jackass right now and my crippling anxiety has subsided big time. It’s a versatile show. Many benefits.
September 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Watching Jackass right now and my crippling anxiety has subsided big time. It’s a versatile show. Many benefits.
But doctor, I am Bruce Springsteen
September 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
But doctor, I am Bruce Springsteen
I didn’t think Nate was only
coming with one bit.
coming with one bit.
September 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I didn’t think Nate was only
coming with one bit.
coming with one bit.
I want to be friends with Stephen Graham.
September 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I want to be friends with Stephen Graham.
Orlando Bloom and Drew Barrymore have negative chemistry.
September 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Orlando Bloom and Drew Barrymore have negative chemistry.
Hi, I’m The Weeknd, and my biggest hit is about being yakked out numb, here to tell you that when I need pick me up, I reach for Nespresso.
September 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Hi, I’m The Weeknd, and my biggest hit is about being yakked out numb, here to tell you that when I need pick me up, I reach for Nespresso.
Jenna Ortega’s dress designer
September 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Jenna Ortega’s dress designer