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Viscount (they/them)
@vpurple.bsky.social
Of the they/them, potentially slutty variety who lives in Devon, UK. Enby. Poly. NSFW (turn back now/turn on your filters)

Shier than you might think.

Returning naturist, verbose, colourful, over-analyst.

No masculine markers please.
It's no good, I'm going to get into bed where I can have a warmer bum!
December 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
That's that Christmas party done with then.

Cheap at least.

What to do now?
December 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
4am?! What the fuck body?!
December 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I may have woken up tired, but part of me hasn't got the memo!
December 14, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Oh!

So I've posted this once already and then backed out and deleted.

I'm in my feels, and I won't apologise
December 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Let's get this work Christmas do out of the way then.
December 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I have been home from work an hour and have already fallen asleep. Twice.

Someone come scoop me up, put me in bed and book me dinner? 🥺
December 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Goddamn the Morning Should when I haven't the time so it becomes a Morning Can't
December 11, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Eeeeeee!

I've just finished paying off my student loan!

Fuck yes!
December 10, 2025 at 11:33 AM
YAS!
I spent far too long on this...
December 8, 2025 at 10:32 AM
*plays Jaws theme*
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 AM
This is the image of a smug bitch who has taken the day off and has no plans
December 8, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

And also...
December 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
So I'm about to out myself as a figure skating nerd, as I finish catching up with the Grand Prix Finals. Any others out there?

Thoughts on Alyssa Liu?

How do we feel about yet more Romeo & Juliet?
December 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I have a stowaway!
December 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I think my tired arse needs more Bullring coffee before I make my way back to the car and then on back to Plymouth.

😴😴
December 7, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Hello Birmingham! 👋
December 6, 2025 at 12:20 PM
The image of a person with both hands wrapped around a mug for warmth when they'd much rather be wrapped around a cock!
December 5, 2025 at 1:08 PM
If Pokémon was really and you were just an average trainer, what would be your team? (Non-competitive version)

Crobat (aggressive Karen energy)
Gardevoir (💅)
Flabebe (for the scent)
Flareon (purely so I can sink my hand into its fur)
Lapras (ferry duties)
Clefairy (everyone needs a distraction)
If Pokémon was real and you were just an average trainer, what would your team be?

(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)

Empoleon
Luxray
Metagross
Staraptor
Infernape
Pineco
If Pokémon was real and you were just an average trainer, what would your team be?

(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)

Gastrodon
Crobat
Jumpluff
Slurpuff
Dedenne
Yanmega
December 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Please don't make me!
December 2, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I may have fresh bedding, an evening of wine and nice food but my god I'd trade them all to wake up in a sleepy cuddle 🥹
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I really want some pink leather brogues
November 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Goddamn!

I'm roasting breast of lamb and I really want beaujolais. I really should think of these things when I can access them
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Let's start an over 30 selfie thread

43, I think. I'm pretty sure.

*Counts*

43!
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 AM