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V.Purple (they/them)

@vpurple.bsky.social

2.8K followers 1.4K following 31K posts

Of the they/them, potentially slutty variety who lives in Devon, UK. Enby. Poly. NSFW (turn back now/turn on your filters) Shier than you might think. Returning naturist, verbose, colourful, over-analyst. No masculine markers please.

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V.Purple (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 1h

I'll certainly do my best to handle it beautifully

V.Purple (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 18h

😯😯

V.Purple (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 19h

I have plenty to give 😘😘

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V.Purple (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 19h

And maybe a little cuddle from behind at the same time

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V.Purple (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 19h

And that too 😜

V.Purple (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 19h

Goodness me! 😁

V.Purple (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 20h

Aye thank you.

V.Purple (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 20h

So instead of takeaway I had roasted lamb with orange and rosemary roasted carrots and parsnips, and thyme roasted new potatoes.

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V.Purple (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 20h

I've a couple of things that I think could assist well! 😜

V.Purple (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 20h

Clearly needs something to help keep it warm.

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V.Purple (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 1d

God yes!

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V.Purple (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 1d

Apparently your body is in full expulsion mode

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V.Purple (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 1d

I can't claim to be a higher power, but will smooches from above help?

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V.Purple (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 1d

Goodness you have been the busty bee! 🫂🫂

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V.Purple (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 1d

Google reports it's the same developer 😁

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V.Purple (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 1d

The art style looks very much like the one used for Don't Starve. Any relation?

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V.Purple (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 1d

Something that might be considered edible?

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V.Purple (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 1d

I am aware. You asked what I wanted 😜

V.Purple (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 1d

Where do I sign?

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V.Purple (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 1d

You retired dessert?? Fucking rude!

V.Purple (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 1d

Please do!

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V.Purple (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 1d

More wine.

And dessert.

And a better solicitor.

And a queer community.

You got that?

V.Purple (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 1d

I know I do this to keep some sense of personal control, but...

... Fuck me for not having more wine in the flat!

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V.Purple (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 1d

Oh?

Oh!

I absolutely adore performing that kind of job; even if I don't get enough practice.

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V.Purple (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 1d

Job?! Are you trying to tell me it's something I may not enjoy?

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