Viscount (they/them)
@vpurple.bsky.social
Of the they/them, potentially slutty variety who lives in Devon, UK. Enby. Poly. NSFW (turn back now/turn on your filters)
Shier than you might think.
Returning naturist, verbose, colourful, over-analyst.
No masculine markers please.
Shier than you might think.
Returning naturist, verbose, colourful, over-analyst.
No masculine markers please.
The kicker is neither does he 😉
December 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The kicker is neither does he 😉
Sometimes my brain spits out a useful thought 😁
December 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Sometimes my brain spits out a useful thought 😁
I would pay money!!
December 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I would pay money!!
If you're in attendance I'm throwing you into the same room as our Head of HR instead 😜
December 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
If you're in attendance I'm throwing you into the same room as our Head of HR instead 😜
I have to have just the right person in the room to observe and appreciate that kind of play
December 17, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I have to have just the right person in the room to observe and appreciate that kind of play
And also full of oxyMORONS
December 17, 2025 at 12:42 PM
And also full of oxyMORONS
When I tell you the struggle was VERY REAL as I tried to stop my face giving away:
1) my inner monologue
2) the fact I was posting the start of this whilst in said meeting 😜
1) my inner monologue
2) the fact I was posting the start of this whilst in said meeting 😜
December 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
When I tell you the struggle was VERY REAL as I tried to stop my face giving away:
1) my inner monologue
2) the fact I was posting the start of this whilst in said meeting 😜
1) my inner monologue
2) the fact I was posting the start of this whilst in said meeting 😜
Good for you. No one needs that flavour of corporate fun
December 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Good for you. No one needs that flavour of corporate fun
You need to protect that tan line with a very thorough application of suncream!
December 17, 2025 at 12:21 PM
You need to protect that tan line with a very thorough application of suncream!
Please excuse me if I whimper loudly.
December 17, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Please excuse me if I whimper loudly.
Facing the wall!
December 17, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Facing the wall!
I have to work really hard to control my expressive face when I'm in committees with him.
December 17, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I have to work really hard to control my expressive face when I'm in committees with him.
Time to introduce a Jargon Sin-bin
December 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Time to introduce a Jargon Sin-bin
Or he's read some inst-post on management technique, but quotes it as 'an article'
December 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Or he's read some inst-post on management technique, but quotes it as 'an article'
Just need to make sure I don't cut anything with that edge, and keep delicate fabrics away from it.
December 17, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Just need to make sure I don't cut anything with that edge, and keep delicate fabrics away from it.
The bukkake of communication! 🤣🤣
December 17, 2025 at 11:28 AM
The bukkake of communication! 🤣🤣
No. That's our Head of HR! 🤢🤮
December 17, 2025 at 11:28 AM
No. That's our Head of HR! 🤢🤮
It really is. And he has a habit of using words in the wrong context. One of his common favourites is use 'delapidate' in place of disseminate.
December 17, 2025 at 11:28 AM
It really is. And he has a habit of using words in the wrong context. One of his common favourites is use 'delapidate' in place of disseminate.
Eurgh! People, whats wrong with them?
December 17, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Eurgh! People, whats wrong with them?
This is a working group where most of the people there are in his management line. 🤢🤢
December 17, 2025 at 11:04 AM
This is a working group where most of the people there are in his management line. 🤢🤢
And now:
Cascade dissemination
Transcend down
Pollination
Cascade dissemination
Transcend down
Pollination
December 17, 2025 at 9:33 AM
And now:
Cascade dissemination
Transcend down
Pollination
Cascade dissemination
Transcend down
Pollination
That's half the fun; it keeps me awake and on my toes 😜
December 17, 2025 at 8:50 AM
That's half the fun; it keeps me awake and on my toes 😜