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Viscount (they/them)
@vpurple.bsky.social
Of the they/them, potentially slutty variety who lives in Devon, UK. Enby. Poly. NSFW (turn back now/turn on your filters)

Shier than you might think.

Returning naturist, verbose, colourful, over-analyst.

No masculine markers please.
The kicker is neither does he 😉
December 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Sometimes my brain spits out a useful thought 😁
December 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I would pay money!!
December 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
If you're in attendance I'm throwing you into the same room as our Head of HR instead 😜
December 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
🤣🤣
December 17, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I have to have just the right person in the room to observe and appreciate that kind of play
December 17, 2025 at 12:44 PM
And also full of oxyMORONS
December 17, 2025 at 12:42 PM
When I tell you the struggle was VERY REAL as I tried to stop my face giving away:

1) my inner monologue
2) the fact I was posting the start of this whilst in said meeting 😜
December 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Good for you. No one needs that flavour of corporate fun
December 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
You need to protect that tan line with a very thorough application of suncream!
December 17, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Griiiiiiiiim!
December 17, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Please excuse me if I whimper loudly.
December 17, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Facing the wall!
December 17, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I have to work really hard to control my expressive face when I'm in committees with him.
December 17, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Time to introduce a Jargon Sin-bin
December 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Or he's read some inst-post on management technique, but quotes it as 'an article'
December 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Just need to make sure I don't cut anything with that edge, and keep delicate fabrics away from it.
December 17, 2025 at 11:29 AM
The bukkake of communication! 🤣🤣
December 17, 2025 at 11:28 AM
No. That's our Head of HR! 🤢🤮
December 17, 2025 at 11:28 AM
It really is. And he has a habit of using words in the wrong context. One of his common favourites is use 'delapidate' in place of disseminate.
December 17, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Eurgh! People, whats wrong with them?
December 17, 2025 at 11:27 AM
This is a working group where most of the people there are in his management line. 🤢🤢
December 17, 2025 at 11:04 AM
And now:

Cascade dissemination
Transcend down
Pollination
December 17, 2025 at 9:33 AM
That's half the fun; it keeps me awake and on my toes 😜
December 17, 2025 at 8:50 AM