Bot V Bortles
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voted easiest vtuber to fastball into someone's face
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model by: @luavlucky.bsky.social
I stream here: https://www.twitch.tv/vtlvbot
also here: https://www.youtube.com/@VTLVBOT
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ah whatever. Dissidia happening in front of waffle house
November 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
ah whatever. Dissidia happening in front of waffle house
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Me and my dehydrated comrade in the desert after coming upon an oasis. (it is not a mirage)
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Me and my dehydrated comrade in the desert after coming upon an oasis. (it is not a mirage)
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[to the tune of owner of a lonely heart] homer maggie lisa bart
November 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
[to the tune of owner of a lonely heart] homer maggie lisa bart
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"Half Life 3 is gonna be the launch game for the Steam Machine!!!"
"No it's gonna be Deadlock!!!"
The finished version of Left 4 Dead 3 that's been sitting in Gabe Newell's drawer for the past decade:
"No it's gonna be Deadlock!!!"
The finished version of Left 4 Dead 3 that's been sitting in Gabe Newell's drawer for the past decade:
a person is upside down with their mouth open and a blue sky in the background
ALT: a person is upside down with their mouth open and a blue sky in the background
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
"Half Life 3 is gonna be the launch game for the Steam Machine!!!"
"No it's gonna be Deadlock!!!"
The finished version of Left 4 Dead 3 that's been sitting in Gabe Newell's drawer for the past decade:
"No it's gonna be Deadlock!!!"
The finished version of Left 4 Dead 3 that's been sitting in Gabe Newell's drawer for the past decade:
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I bought Ubisoft. We’re making another Rayman game where it’s just the Nymphs & Viking girls and they’re all 30-60lbs heavier
i bought Ubisoft with the spare change i got from buying a freddo bar the other day. my first order of business will be giving rayman elbows
I guess it's time to come clean. I'm the one buying Ubisoft. Yeah I just had some extra pocket change I found in the wash and those bastards tooThis joke doesn't mean anything because I can't even make a joke about any of their IPs since I don't think I could possibly care less
November 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I bought Ubisoft. We’re making another Rayman game where it’s just the Nymphs & Viking girls and they’re all 30-60lbs heavier
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When a major story beat in Ghost of Yotei was labeled "The Cost of Revenge," I felt relief because I am glad a Playstation game is finally covering this topic. I hope we can get some answers re: revenge, and whether it is a bad thing, and maybe even causes a cycle of violence
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
When a major story beat in Ghost of Yotei was labeled "The Cost of Revenge," I felt relief because I am glad a Playstation game is finally covering this topic. I hope we can get some answers re: revenge, and whether it is a bad thing, and maybe even causes a cycle of violence
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(artist’s rendering)
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
(artist’s rendering)
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"Mark my words, one wrong step in this town’ll land you in a whole heap of social services."
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Well, well, well. What have we got here? Another city slicker who thinks he can waltz into my town and start causin’ all sorts of trouble. I’d be careful if I was you, fella. Because however they do t...
theonion.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"Mark my words, one wrong step in this town’ll land you in a whole heap of social services."
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1802: Everyone is talking about the new Steam Machine
2025: Everyone is talking about the new Steam Machine
2025: Everyone is talking about the new Steam Machine
November 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
1802: Everyone is talking about the new Steam Machine
2025: Everyone is talking about the new Steam Machine
2025: Everyone is talking about the new Steam Machine
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You: Ugh, this migraine is killing me. I’m going to take excedrin
Alien: (50,000 light years away) Our psychic broadcast telling them blueprints for an infinite free energy machine has failed. They used the inhibitor
Alien: (50,000 light years away) Our psychic broadcast telling them blueprints for an infinite free energy machine has failed. They used the inhibitor
October 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
You: Ugh, this migraine is killing me. I’m going to take excedrin
Alien: (50,000 light years away) Our psychic broadcast telling them blueprints for an infinite free energy machine has failed. They used the inhibitor
Alien: (50,000 light years away) Our psychic broadcast telling them blueprints for an infinite free energy machine has failed. They used the inhibitor
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nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish
November 22, 2024 at 1:57 PM
nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish
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October 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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On this day 2 years ago, the "Ryu from Streets" video was reenacted by Kyle Hebert, the official voice actor of Street Fighter's Ryu, during one of Aleks Le (Luke's voice actor)'s livestreams. The reenacted version of Ryu from Streets by Kyle Hebert can be watched below.
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
On this day 2 years ago, the "Ryu from Streets" video was reenacted by Kyle Hebert, the official voice actor of Street Fighter's Ryu, during one of Aleks Le (Luke's voice actor)'s livestreams. The reenacted version of Ryu from Streets by Kyle Hebert can be watched below.
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woolie with his pat shirt and pat with his woolie plushie
November 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
woolie with his pat shirt and pat with his woolie plushie
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60 to 70% of all shiny pokemon:
October 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
60 to 70% of all shiny pokemon:
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"Stark Industries was a pionner in the field of technology since its foundation in 1939, 50 years before the release of unrelated Belgian techno anthem 'Pump Up the Jam'."
Diane Morgan has been cast in ‘VISIONQUEST’
She is playing an associate of Paladin.
(via variety.com/2025/tv/glob...)
She is playing an associate of Paladin.
(via variety.com/2025/tv/glob...)
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"Stark Industries was a pionner in the field of technology since its foundation in 1939, 50 years before the release of unrelated Belgian techno anthem 'Pump Up the Jam'."
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obviously what they have to do is have 4 James Bonds in the next movie: Cyborg Bond, Young Bond, Steel Bond, and The Other One, The One With The Stupid Goggles, You Know Who I Mean
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
obviously what they have to do is have 4 James Bonds in the next movie: Cyborg Bond, Young Bond, Steel Bond, and The Other One, The One With The Stupid Goggles, You Know Who I Mean
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No Fucking Way Dude.
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
No Fucking Way Dude.
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Tonight at 6PM PST, @demiklo.bsky.social @ferrahfang.bsky.social and I will decide who is the wisest wizard of them all in Mage Arena!
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Tonight at 6PM PST, @demiklo.bsky.social @ferrahfang.bsky.social and I will decide who is the wisest wizard of them all in Mage Arena!
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