R. J. Waguespack
@wagsrj.bsky.social
Mostly a fool, occasionally cool.
I am currently writing a novel.
(Like, who isn't.)
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I am currently writing a novel.
(Like, who isn't.)
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R. J. Waguespack
@wagsrj.bsky.social
· Nov 18
Rocky was a very smart dog.
No, he didn't actually talk to me.
It was telepathy.
@writingcommunity.bsky.social
No, he didn't actually talk to me.
It was telepathy.
@writingcommunity.bsky.social
Lesson learned today:
If you murder someone, stay off Google.
If you murder someone, stay off Google.
December 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Lesson learned today:
If you murder someone, stay off Google.
If you murder someone, stay off Google.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
(True, but angels rarely get laid.)
(True, but angels rarely get laid.)
December 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
(True, but angels rarely get laid.)
(True, but angels rarely get laid.)
Dolly Parton when she was young.
She eventually grew up to fit her hair.
She eventually grew up to fit her hair.
December 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Dolly Parton when she was young.
She eventually grew up to fit her hair.
She eventually grew up to fit her hair.
In South Louisiana, this is what we call fast food.
Suck it, Nebraska!
Suck it, Nebraska!
December 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
In South Louisiana, this is what we call fast food.
Suck it, Nebraska!
Suck it, Nebraska!
Hey, your parents fucked-up too.
December 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Hey, your parents fucked-up too.
Nothing says "science" more than a slide rule and a good cigarette.
December 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Nothing says "science" more than a slide rule and a good cigarette.
In the far distant future, space cadets will use "computers" instead of slide rules for their astrographical calculations.
December 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
In the far distant future, space cadets will use "computers" instead of slide rules for their astrographical calculations.
Is there a particular date in 2026 when we no longer have to pay attention to Sydney Sweeney?
December 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Is there a particular date in 2026 when we no longer have to pay attention to Sydney Sweeney?
According to my IQ score, I'm superior to roughly 86 out of 100 people in my age group.
That's a little embarrassing considering all the stupid things I do.
That's a little embarrassing considering all the stupid things I do.
December 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
According to my IQ score, I'm superior to roughly 86 out of 100 people in my age group.
That's a little embarrassing considering all the stupid things I do.
That's a little embarrassing considering all the stupid things I do.
I'm not above "pity sex."
I just thought I'd put that out there.
I just thought I'd put that out there.
December 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I'm not above "pity sex."
I just thought I'd put that out there.
I just thought I'd put that out there.
I didn't lose my virginity until I was 19.
Where I grew up was predominantly Catholic, and Catholics don't have sex.
I'm not sure how they reproduce.
Where I grew up was predominantly Catholic, and Catholics don't have sex.
I'm not sure how they reproduce.
December 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I didn't lose my virginity until I was 19.
Where I grew up was predominantly Catholic, and Catholics don't have sex.
I'm not sure how they reproduce.
Where I grew up was predominantly Catholic, and Catholics don't have sex.
I'm not sure how they reproduce.
Sometimes I enjoy being stupid.
It can be dangerous, though.
It can be dangerous, though.
December 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Sometimes I enjoy being stupid.
It can be dangerous, though.
It can be dangerous, though.
The reason I'm still single is that I fall for the "brainy" ones.
They figure me out from the get-go.
They figure me out from the get-go.
December 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The reason I'm still single is that I fall for the "brainy" ones.
They figure me out from the get-go.
They figure me out from the get-go.
Good news!
trump says the economy is A+++.
Is that why that hamburger, yesterday, cost 15 bucks?
trump says the economy is A+++.
Is that why that hamburger, yesterday, cost 15 bucks?
December 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Good news!
trump says the economy is A+++.
Is that why that hamburger, yesterday, cost 15 bucks?
trump says the economy is A+++.
Is that why that hamburger, yesterday, cost 15 bucks?
I never considered playing D&D a waste of time.
Now, dating Charline, that was a waste of time.
So were Rene, Mary, Cecille, Belinda, Helena, Valerie, and Linda.
Now, dating Charline, that was a waste of time.
So were Rene, Mary, Cecille, Belinda, Helena, Valerie, and Linda.
December 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I never considered playing D&D a waste of time.
Now, dating Charline, that was a waste of time.
So were Rene, Mary, Cecille, Belinda, Helena, Valerie, and Linda.
Now, dating Charline, that was a waste of time.
So were Rene, Mary, Cecille, Belinda, Helena, Valerie, and Linda.
If I learned anything from life, it's this: always put the elf in front. They have good combat skills, and they know magic.
Let the wizard cover your back.
Or that useless cleric.
Let the wizard cover your back.
Or that useless cleric.
December 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
If I learned anything from life, it's this: always put the elf in front. They have good combat skills, and they know magic.
Let the wizard cover your back.
Or that useless cleric.
Let the wizard cover your back.
Or that useless cleric.
I'd like to take this time to apologize to all you orcs out there.
I was young and didn't know any better.
I won't give the gold back.
I was young and didn't know any better.
I won't give the gold back.
December 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I'd like to take this time to apologize to all you orcs out there.
I was young and didn't know any better.
I won't give the gold back.
I was young and didn't know any better.
I won't give the gold back.
Lucky for me, I have that Troll hole treasure for my retirement.
It does smell bad, though.
It does smell bad, though.
December 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Lucky for me, I have that Troll hole treasure for my retirement.
It does smell bad, though.
It does smell bad, though.
Yeah, pretty much.
December 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Yeah, pretty much.
It's Hamburger Monday!
(Well, it is for me.)
(Well, it is for me.)
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December 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It's Hamburger Monday!
(Well, it is for me.)
(Well, it is for me.)
Science has proven that all secondary teachers are idiots.
December 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Science has proven that all secondary teachers are idiots.
I wish we did have the technology from "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind."
But in my case, I would like a complete reboot.
But in my case, I would like a complete reboot.
December 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I wish we did have the technology from "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind."
But in my case, I would like a complete reboot.
But in my case, I would like a complete reboot.
Google AI says I'm suffering from Dunning-Kruger Effect (in reverse).
Maybe, but I still would like to be just a little smarter, so it would be easier to learn all the stuff I want to know.
Maybe, but I still would like to be just a little smarter, so it would be easier to learn all the stuff I want to know.
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December 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Google AI says I'm suffering from Dunning-Kruger Effect (in reverse).
Maybe, but I still would like to be just a little smarter, so it would be easier to learn all the stuff I want to know.
Maybe, but I still would like to be just a little smarter, so it would be easier to learn all the stuff I want to know.
The average IQ in the United States is 98.
The "average" score is 100.
Thank God we have a president with an extremely high IQ.
The "average" score is 100.
Thank God we have a president with an extremely high IQ.
December 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The average IQ in the United States is 98.
The "average" score is 100.
Thank God we have a president with an extremely high IQ.
The "average" score is 100.
Thank God we have a president with an extremely high IQ.