R. J. Waguespack
@wagsrj.bsky.social
Mostly a fool, occasionally cool.
I am currently writing a novel.
(Like, who isn't.)
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I am currently writing a novel.
(Like, who isn't.)
https://archive.org/search?query=%22Robert+J.+Waguespack%22
Dolly Parton when she was young.
She eventually grew up to fit her hair.
She eventually grew up to fit her hair.
December 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Dolly Parton when she was young.
She eventually grew up to fit her hair.
She eventually grew up to fit her hair.
In South Louisiana, this is what we call fast food.
Suck it, Nebraska!
Suck it, Nebraska!
December 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
In South Louisiana, this is what we call fast food.
Suck it, Nebraska!
Suck it, Nebraska!
Hey, your parents fucked-up too.
December 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Hey, your parents fucked-up too.
Nothing says "science" more than a slide rule and a good cigarette.
December 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Nothing says "science" more than a slide rule and a good cigarette.
In the far distant future, space cadets will use "computers" instead of slide rules for their astrographical calculations.
December 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
In the far distant future, space cadets will use "computers" instead of slide rules for their astrographical calculations.
Yeah, pretty much.
December 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Yeah, pretty much.
The average IQ in the United States is 98.
The "average" score is 100.
Thank God we have a president with an extremely high IQ.
The "average" score is 100.
Thank God we have a president with an extremely high IQ.
December 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The average IQ in the United States is 98.
The "average" score is 100.
Thank God we have a president with an extremely high IQ.
The "average" score is 100.
Thank God we have a president with an extremely high IQ.
I miss the old-time Christmas when kids could pick up some heavy ordnance.
December 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I miss the old-time Christmas when kids could pick up some heavy ordnance.
Making electricity with a nuclear power plant is just like making coffee. If, you know, you like radioactive coffee.
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Making electricity with a nuclear power plant is just like making coffee. If, you know, you like radioactive coffee.
Modern Lovecraft:
A feeling of Stygian dread came upon me as I entered the Miskatonic University HR Office. I realized I had forgotten my resume.
A feeling of Stygian dread came upon me as I entered the Miskatonic University HR Office. I realized I had forgotten my resume.
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Modern Lovecraft:
A feeling of Stygian dread came upon me as I entered the Miskatonic University HR Office. I realized I had forgotten my resume.
A feeling of Stygian dread came upon me as I entered the Miskatonic University HR Office. I realized I had forgotten my resume.
Back in the '60s, all the rich kids in garage bands had Kustom equipment.
I still hate rich kids.
I still hate rich kids.
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Back in the '60s, all the rich kids in garage bands had Kustom equipment.
I still hate rich kids.
I still hate rich kids.
Back in 1970, I would have sold my soul for a Fender Bandmaster.
Apparently, my soul was only worth a Sears Silvertone.
Apparently, my soul was only worth a Sears Silvertone.
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Back in 1970, I would have sold my soul for a Fender Bandmaster.
Apparently, my soul was only worth a Sears Silvertone.
Apparently, my soul was only worth a Sears Silvertone.
US Navy -- Proudly served, 1976-1981.
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
US Navy -- Proudly served, 1976-1981.
My honor society, Phi Alpha Theta.
(No, we're not Satanists.)
(No, we're not Satanists.)
October 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My honor society, Phi Alpha Theta.
(No, we're not Satanists.)
(No, we're not Satanists.)
@writingcommunity.bsky.social
Before becoming a successful, award-winning writer, Harlan Ellison wrote this:
Before becoming a successful, award-winning writer, Harlan Ellison wrote this:
October 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Before becoming a successful, award-winning writer, Harlan Ellison wrote this:
Before becoming a successful, award-winning writer, Harlan Ellison wrote this:
@writingcommunity.bsky.social
Great Creative Decisions in Film History:
When all else fails, put a space helmet on a guy in a gorilla suit.
Great Creative Decisions in Film History:
When all else fails, put a space helmet on a guy in a gorilla suit.
October 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Great Creative Decisions in Film History:
When all else fails, put a space helmet on a guy in a gorilla suit.
Great Creative Decisions in Film History:
When all else fails, put a space helmet on a guy in a gorilla suit.
That's right, ladies, he's got stamina!
October 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
That's right, ladies, he's got stamina!
See? There was nothing original in Star Wars.
October 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
See? There was nothing original in Star Wars.
Ah, Bayou Lafourche.
I fished in it, swam in it, and drank the water from it.
(Hey, it was treated at the water plant, okay? You people are sick.)
I fished in it, swam in it, and drank the water from it.
(Hey, it was treated at the water plant, okay? You people are sick.)
October 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Ah, Bayou Lafourche.
I fished in it, swam in it, and drank the water from it.
(Hey, it was treated at the water plant, okay? You people are sick.)
I fished in it, swam in it, and drank the water from it.
(Hey, it was treated at the water plant, okay? You people are sick.)
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If you're writing anything historical, old Sears catalogs are a great reference.
If you're writing anything historical, old Sears catalogs are a great reference.
October 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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If you're writing anything historical, old Sears catalogs are a great reference.
If you're writing anything historical, old Sears catalogs are a great reference.
I may not be worth 40 million, but I have more books than Sydney Sweeney.
October 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I may not be worth 40 million, but I have more books than Sydney Sweeney.
Cat with a Strat.
(Sorry, I couldn't resist that one.)
(Sorry, I couldn't resist that one.)
October 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Cat with a Strat.
(Sorry, I couldn't resist that one.)
(Sorry, I couldn't resist that one.)
"Hey, I'm just sayin', you don't see many people of color in Middle Earth."
October 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"Hey, I'm just sayin', you don't see many people of color in Middle Earth."