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Waldos Akimbo

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Waldos Akimbo @waldosakimbo.bsky.social · Jun 12

What up, sluts. I'm opening up commissions. You want some art about it?

B&W: $25
Limited color: $50
Detailed Colors: $90
"Painting" Portrait: $125

+5$ for each additional character
+10$ for complicated backgrounds

Will do: fanart, original characters, most nsfw
Won't do: mech, underage nsfw

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Ineffable Silversmut @neffablesilversmut.bsky.social · 18h

Bookshop peepshow locket, sterling silver

#goodomens #goodomensnsfw

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Waldos Akimbo @waldosakimbo.bsky.social · 18h

Day 10 - Irving Bailiff

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Waldos Akimbo @waldosakimbo.bsky.social · 1d

Day 9 - Deep Throat (or Megamind's cooler goth sister as I kept saying while I was coloring this in)

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Gilbert #NewDeal4Animation @discord12395.bsky.social · 8d

This is a warning to every artists and clients using PayPal: Leave the note blank or send invoices. Apparently even saying "commission" makes them trigger happy. #SaveSpeech #StopPaypros

And continue the pressure by calling PayPal. Helpful link here: anti-censorship-campaign.carrd.co#phonescript

@Inker_comics: I JUST GOT FUCKED UP REAL BAD [shared a screenshot of his suspension from PayPal]

@MrQuessos: [quote tweeting @Inker_comics] If you are going to pay an artist via PayPal, please DO NOT include ANYTHING related to commission or nsfw in the payment description. Whether out of ignorance or innocence, you could screw up someone's job.

Mastercard

Phone (US): 1-800-627-8372
1-800-307-7309
US option selection: 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1
Phone (outside US): 1-636-722-7111
Aus: +61 1800 120 113
UK: 0-800-96-4767
All region numbers here (and here )

Stripe

California: 888-926-2289
US: 877-887-7815
France: +33 805-11-19-67

Paypal

Phone (US): 1-888-221-1161
Phone (outside US): 1-402-935-2050
UK: +44 (0203)-901-7000

Visa

Phone (US): 1-800-847-2911
US option selection: 1, 1, 2 or 1, 1, 3
Headquarters: +1 (650)-432-3200
Aus: +61 1800 125 440
Phone (outside US): click here

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Waldos Akimbo @waldosakimbo.bsky.social · 2d

Your boy!

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Day 8 - Dylan G

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Day 7 - Rachel from Blade Runner

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Day 6 - Dr. Frank-N-Furter

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Day 5 - Dani Clayton

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Mossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 6d

it’s that time of year when I’m compelled to dress my guys up for halloween. first up— Miles as Cassidy from the Preacher tv series!

#hellaween

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Maja 🧶 @mindofmaja.bsky.social · 7d

She is seriously perfection 😳

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Waldos Akimbo @waldosakimbo.bsky.social · 6d

1000% agreed

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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 7d

But really do not let this moment pass you up, call your reps and beat them over the head with evidence that ID verification will lead to uncontrollable sensitive information leaks and identity theft

The Verge @theverge.com · 7d

Discord customer service data breach leaks user info and scanned photo IDs

An “unauthorized party” may have accessed the names of users, the last four digits of credit card numbers, and more.

buff.ly

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Lark 🔞🍉 comms OPEN! @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 6d

"Captain wanted my report?"
"best not to interrupt these things."
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#OFMDkinktober2025 Exhibitionism

Pink and purple and red drawing of Ed sitting in Izzy's lap and spitting in his mouth. Izzy's eyes are unfocused and heavy lidded in obvious submission. Ed looks real pretty and sure of himself, both of his hands hold Izzy's head.

They are on the deck of the Revenge at sunset or dawn (dawn is funnier so let's go with dawn). On the left, Jim and Archie look on in incredulity. On the right Frenchie looks nervous and wide eyed and nervous. He's saying "captain wanted my report?" Fang, the only one of the onlookers who's seen this before, has a hand on Frenchies shoulder saying "best not to interrupt these things."

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#ofmdart #edteach #izzyhands #edizzy #blackhands #ofmd #kinktober #frenchieofmd #archieofmd #jimofmd #fangofmd

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IM SO FUCKING PROUD OF THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!!!!!!!!

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Waldos Akimbo @waldosakimbo.bsky.social · 6d

He's! So normal!! 😂😂 Thank you!

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Day 4 - Joel Miller

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Day 3 - Dr. Frederick Frankenstein

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Waldos Akimbo @waldosakimbo.bsky.social · 8d

Aw yes! Thank you and so glad you enjoyed it!

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Waldos Akimbo @waldosakimbo.bsky.social · 8d

Day 2 - Helly R

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Waldos Akimbo @waldosakimbo.bsky.social · 9d

I love him so!

Waldos Akimbo @waldosakimbo.bsky.social · 9d

Drawtober, let's go!

Day 1 - Mickey 17

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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 15d

More people should be talking about this.

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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 14d

Morning walk

Wheat paste poster that says the all the world is dying and the new world struggles to be born now is the time of monsters. There's a picture of Elmo

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Waldos Akimbo @waldosakimbo.bsky.social · 14d

I am constantly trying to make a -heavy bass motorcycle revving- song in my free time 9 times out of 10. I'm not there, but that's why I started fucking around with synth bullshit in the first place.

Waldos Akimbo @waldosakimbo.bsky.social · 14d

When I realize I've picked a stupid goddamn AI radio on the YouTubes I immediately flip over to Blade Runner soundtracks out of habit now which only struck me as a little funny today. But also, soothe me, Vangelis. Soothe my woes, Hans Zimmer.

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