Waldos Akimbo
@waldosakimbo.bsky.social
30+ || they/them || fanperson doing random things || Minors DNI || I dunno, I'm WaldosAkimbo everywhere.
https://waldosakimbo.carrd.co/
https://waldosakimbo.carrd.co/
Pinned
Waldos Akimbo
@waldosakimbo.bsky.social
· Jun 12
What up, sluts. I'm opening up commissions. You want some art about it?
B&W: $25
Limited color: $50
Detailed Colors: $90
"Painting" Portrait: $125
+5$ for each additional character
+10$ for complicated backgrounds
Will do: fanart, original characters, most nsfw
Won't do: mech, underage nsfw
B&W: $25
Limited color: $50
Detailed Colors: $90
"Painting" Portrait: $125
+5$ for each additional character
+10$ for complicated backgrounds
Will do: fanart, original characters, most nsfw
Won't do: mech, underage nsfw
In new adventures with my youngest sibling, she finished her half iron man but as we were carrying her back to her room:
"Is it a bad idea to do a 70.3 after only 4 weeks of training?"
Our family are constsntly the idiots who go "I shouldn't...but I will"
"Is it a bad idea to do a 70.3 after only 4 weeks of training?"
Our family are constsntly the idiots who go "I shouldn't...but I will"
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
In new adventures with my youngest sibling, she finished her half iron man but as we were carrying her back to her room:
"Is it a bad idea to do a 70.3 after only 4 weeks of training?"
Our family are constsntly the idiots who go "I shouldn't...but I will"
"Is it a bad idea to do a 70.3 after only 4 weeks of training?"
Our family are constsntly the idiots who go "I shouldn't...but I will"
Reposted by Waldos Akimbo
Adam Connover interviewing Siri Dahl (adult film star and sex worker) over KOSA, and why it is bad.
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Adam Connover interviewing Siri Dahl (adult film star and sex worker) over KOSA, and why it is bad.
Reposted by Waldos Akimbo
tapping the sign
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
tapping the sign
Got two new set books so naturally I was like. I gotta play around with style again
Have a lad 🙌
#EddieMunson
Have a lad 🙌
#EddieMunson
December 5, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Got two new set books so naturally I was like. I gotta play around with style again
Have a lad 🙌
#EddieMunson
Have a lad 🙌
#EddieMunson
Reposted by Waldos Akimbo
*looks directly at camera*
Pantone’s 2026 color of the year is technically not a color at all — meet Cloud Dancer, the first-ever white shade to receive the designation from the world’s color authority.
Pantone makes a surprising choice for its 2026 color of the year
We did not see that coming.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
*looks directly at camera*
Reposted by Waldos Akimbo
Hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Reposted by Waldos Akimbo
part time detective, part time magical girl, it's Zefera for @maquila.bsky.social !
December 4, 2025 at 9:56 AM
part time detective, part time magical girl, it's Zefera for @maquila.bsky.social !
Reposted by Waldos Akimbo
Btw, the ballet dancer who posts every year on TikTok their rat costume for the Nutcracker is already posting their yearly Rat Season.
Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok
Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Btw, the ballet dancer who posts every year on TikTok their rat costume for the Nutcracker is already posting their yearly Rat Season.
Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok
Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok
Oh right. I had more of this. Steve S5 little musing
Robin stepped out for a second. Two, tops. She was grabbing the mail and Steve turned into the desk too fast. He bumped it and his hand went numb - it's always a little numb these days. Thank god he's not the one who played guitar.
Robin stepped out for a second. Two, tops. She was grabbing the mail and Steve turned into the desk too fast. He bumped it and his hand went numb - it's always a little numb these days. Thank god he's not the one who played guitar.
Aw shit, lemme Steve S5 fic about it
So the world is ending, even if it's just ending in your neck of the woods, but it's definitely ending. You're stuck working another job, you can't drive out of town - not that you were doing that too much anyways the last few weeks...months.
So the world is ending, even if it's just ending in your neck of the woods, but it's definitely ending. You're stuck working another job, you can't drive out of town - not that you were doing that too much anyways the last few weeks...months.
December 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Oh right. I had more of this. Steve S5 little musing
Robin stepped out for a second. Two, tops. She was grabbing the mail and Steve turned into the desk too fast. He bumped it and his hand went numb - it's always a little numb these days. Thank god he's not the one who played guitar.
Robin stepped out for a second. Two, tops. She was grabbing the mail and Steve turned into the desk too fast. He bumped it and his hand went numb - it's always a little numb these days. Thank god he's not the one who played guitar.
Reposted by Waldos Akimbo
Reposted by Waldos Akimbo
Nope. Not listening to your excuses for using AI. Don't care of it was simply a jumping off point for a tattoo design. Pay your artist to design something for you.
December 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Nope. Not listening to your excuses for using AI. Don't care of it was simply a jumping off point for a tattoo design. Pay your artist to design something for you.
Reposted by Waldos Akimbo
December 17 is recognized worldwide as the International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers - a day of remembrance, resistance, and solidarity.
It began in 2003 in San Francisco as a memorial for the victims of the Green River Killer.
It began in 2003 in San Francisco as a memorial for the victims of the Green River Killer.
December 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
December 17 is recognized worldwide as the International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers - a day of remembrance, resistance, and solidarity.
It began in 2003 in San Francisco as a memorial for the victims of the Green River Killer.
It began in 2003 in San Francisco as a memorial for the victims of the Green River Killer.
Reposted by Waldos Akimbo
December 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Aw shit, lemme Steve S5 fic about it
So the world is ending, even if it's just ending in your neck of the woods, but it's definitely ending. You're stuck working another job, you can't drive out of town - not that you were doing that too much anyways the last few weeks...months.
So the world is ending, even if it's just ending in your neck of the woods, but it's definitely ending. You're stuck working another job, you can't drive out of town - not that you were doing that too much anyways the last few weeks...months.
December 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Aw shit, lemme Steve S5 fic about it
So the world is ending, even if it's just ending in your neck of the woods, but it's definitely ending. You're stuck working another job, you can't drive out of town - not that you were doing that too much anyways the last few weeks...months.
So the world is ending, even if it's just ending in your neck of the woods, but it's definitely ending. You're stuck working another job, you can't drive out of town - not that you were doing that too much anyways the last few weeks...months.
Reposted by Waldos Akimbo
"Say It Like You Mean It"
8.25x11", water soluble graphite on paper.
Sweet kitty-collar Ed Teach, available on @everydayoriginal.bsky.social :
everydayoriginal.com/product/say-...
8.25x11", water soluble graphite on paper.
Sweet kitty-collar Ed Teach, available on @everydayoriginal.bsky.social :
everydayoriginal.com/product/say-...
December 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
"Say It Like You Mean It"
8.25x11", water soluble graphite on paper.
Sweet kitty-collar Ed Teach, available on @everydayoriginal.bsky.social :
everydayoriginal.com/product/say-...
8.25x11", water soluble graphite on paper.
Sweet kitty-collar Ed Teach, available on @everydayoriginal.bsky.social :
everydayoriginal.com/product/say-...
Reposted by Waldos Akimbo
Reposted by Waldos Akimbo
WOW! You’ve bought 100 Year of Belonging Calendars!
You’ve helped support two amazing charities - Grassroots Gaza & Lambda Literary.
Thank you so much!
(BTW, the digital calendar is still available for a little while - yearofbelongingcalendar.bigcartel.com )
You’ve helped support two amazing charities - Grassroots Gaza & Lambda Literary.
Thank you so much!
(BTW, the digital calendar is still available for a little while - yearofbelongingcalendar.bigcartel.com )
December 2, 2025 at 11:40 AM
WOW! You’ve bought 100 Year of Belonging Calendars!
You’ve helped support two amazing charities - Grassroots Gaza & Lambda Literary.
Thank you so much!
(BTW, the digital calendar is still available for a little while - yearofbelongingcalendar.bigcartel.com )
You’ve helped support two amazing charities - Grassroots Gaza & Lambda Literary.
Thank you so much!
(BTW, the digital calendar is still available for a little while - yearofbelongingcalendar.bigcartel.com )
I'm also bringing this here without the rest of the context but yeah I need Eddie buried nose deep in Steve's armpit, rubbing against him until he gets rug burn. That's it. Maybe lick and bite but
Yeah, I need that. That would fix me
Yeah, I need that. That would fix me
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I'm also bringing this here without the rest of the context but yeah I need Eddie buried nose deep in Steve's armpit, rubbing against him until he gets rug burn. That's it. Maybe lick and bite but
Yeah, I need that. That would fix me
Yeah, I need that. That would fix me
Reposted by Waldos Akimbo
Cloaca or go home
do you think the grinch has a penis
December 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Cloaca or go home
This cursed me and my family last year, I couldn't stop singing it.
Glad to have you back again this year, old friend!
Glad to have you back again this year, old friend!
December 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This cursed me and my family last year, I couldn't stop singing it.
Glad to have you back again this year, old friend!
Glad to have you back again this year, old friend!
Reposted by Waldos Akimbo
Back on my soapbox: Mandatory return-to-office 5 days a week is the kind of policy you implement to cover up for leadership skills issues (& to recoup real estate costs.)
December 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Back on my soapbox: Mandatory return-to-office 5 days a week is the kind of policy you implement to cover up for leadership skills issues (& to recoup real estate costs.)
Reposted by Waldos Akimbo
It isn't a coincidence your dumbass moron cousin who was super loud about NFTs now won't shut the fuck up about AI
This scam too shall pass
This scam too shall pass
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
It isn't a coincidence your dumbass moron cousin who was super loud about NFTs now won't shut the fuck up about AI
This scam too shall pass
This scam too shall pass