Warfspeed
@warfspeed.bsky.social
Here for the distractions
Voyeuristic tendencies
NSFW, 🔞, 📍Chicago, He/Him/That Bitch, Married👨🏿🤝👨🏼
Voyeuristic tendencies
NSFW, 🔞, 📍Chicago, He/Him/That Bitch, Married👨🏿🤝👨🏼
"Sitting in the bar" - an exercise in color contrast photography.
@jackhammerchicago.bsky.social
@jackhammerchicago.bsky.social
December 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"Sitting in the bar" - an exercise in color contrast photography.
@jackhammerchicago.bsky.social
@jackhammerchicago.bsky.social
Tonight was a "Death Becomes Her" kind of night. This movie will never get old.
This is me, eating dinner, while watching.
This is me, eating dinner, while watching.
a woman is laying on a couch with a cup of coffee and smoking a cigarette .
ALT: a woman is laying on a couch with a cup of coffee and smoking a cigarette .
media.tenor.com
October 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Tonight was a "Death Becomes Her" kind of night. This movie will never get old.
This is me, eating dinner, while watching.
This is me, eating dinner, while watching.
If I 🎵" shoo bee doo bee doop doop doop"🎵 and you don't 🎶 "ah-a"🎶, we can't be friends.
October 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
If I 🎵" shoo bee doo bee doop doop doop"🎵 and you don't 🎶 "ah-a"🎶, we can't be friends.
Or, ya know...OF subs.
September 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Or, ya know...OF subs.
Tell me I'm wrong.
September 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Tell me I'm wrong.
Y'all... did y'all see the suspected shüter? There's about to be more mental gymnastics than the fucking Olympics!
Fifidonia Maroma GIF
ALT: Fifidonia Maroma GIF
media.tenor.com
September 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Y'all... did y'all see the suspected shüter? There's about to be more mental gymnastics than the fucking Olympics!
I want answers! We all want answers!
#elonvstrump
#elonvstrump
June 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I want answers! We all want answers!
#elonvstrump
#elonvstrump
Gave a little at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social last night. Just a little.
May 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Gave a little at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social last night. Just a little.
Went to the Cowboy Carter tour at Soldier Field on Saturday. Utterly life changing.
May 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Went to the Cowboy Carter tour at Soldier Field on Saturday. Utterly life changing.
Well, since it's Hump Day and I haven't posted anything risqué on here yet...
May 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Well, since it's Hump Day and I haven't posted anything risqué on here yet...
Forgot I took this absolutely STUNNING photo on my flight back last week. The world can be beautiful at...30,000 feet.
April 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Forgot I took this absolutely STUNNING photo on my flight back last week. The world can be beautiful at...30,000 feet.
4:45am and waiting for my IHop breakfast burrito to be delivered to my drunken face. Zero fucks are available to be given...
February 22, 2025 at 10:48 AM
4:45am and waiting for my IHop breakfast burrito to be delivered to my drunken face. Zero fucks are available to be given...
February 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I'm gonna start selling single eggs like they sell single squares on the street. "Loose eggs. Loose eggs, brutha."🥚
January 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I'm gonna start selling single eggs like they sell single squares on the street. "Loose eggs. Loose eggs, brutha."🥚
I know MLK Day is a time for reflection and volunteering, etc. But given the political circumstances, the weather, and my current mental state, I just can't. Today shall be a mental health day. If you need me, I'll either be in bed or on the couch, with the cat, playing mobile games or watching TV.
January 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I know MLK Day is a time for reflection and volunteering, etc. But given the political circumstances, the weather, and my current mental state, I just can't. Today shall be a mental health day. If you need me, I'll either be in bed or on the couch, with the cat, playing mobile games or watching TV.
The most important decision of the day is made at this moment. Get up and work or fuck it all...
Also...thighs.
Also...thighs.
December 20, 2024 at 5:02 PM
The most important decision of the day is made at this moment. Get up and work or fuck it all...
Also...thighs.
Also...thighs.
Por que no los dos?
December 18, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Por que no los dos?
Well... here we go..
December 7, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Well... here we go..