Warfspeed
@warfspeed.bsky.social
Here for the distractions
Voyeuristic tendencies
NSFW, 🔞, 📍Chicago, He/Him/That Bitch, Married👨🏿🤝👨🏼
Voyeuristic tendencies
NSFW, 🔞, 📍Chicago, He/Him/That Bitch, Married👨🏿🤝👨🏼
Oh, did you?
patrick star from spongebob says prove it in the ocean
ALT: patrick star from spongebob says prove it in the ocean
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December 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Oh, did you?
I was going to say something highly inappropriate about "chocolate ring", but I'll let it go...
December 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I was going to say something highly inappropriate about "chocolate ring", but I'll let it go...
Cake is only 4 letters, though...
December 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Cake is only 4 letters, though...
Thought it was just me who found that ridiculous...
December 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Thought it was just me who found that ridiculous...
At least yours works. Mine is taking her 3rd nap of the day. Lazy freeloader.
December 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
At least yours works. Mine is taking her 3rd nap of the day. Lazy freeloader.
Looking at this pic like...
a man in a hawaiian shirt stands in front of a blue wall with david worrell written on the bottom right
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December 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Looking at this pic like...
Just gonna zoom ALL the way in...
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Just gonna zoom ALL the way in...
I'm ready...
a cartoon of garfield holding a knife and fork with the paws logo in the corner
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November 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I'm ready...
I need the full screen, IMAX unfiltered version. Please and thank you.
November 23, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I need the full screen, IMAX unfiltered version. Please and thank you.
So... do you call your place "The Bakery"? Because... cakes...plural.
November 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
So... do you call your place "The Bakery"? Because... cakes...plural.
It's Chicago, clothes check is just coat check in kink.
And yes, some parties are definitely misses, but the vast majority are decent. Next time you're here, give me a holler.
And yes, some parties are definitely misses, but the vast majority are decent. Next time you're here, give me a holler.
November 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
It's Chicago, clothes check is just coat check in kink.
And yes, some parties are definitely misses, but the vast majority are decent. Next time you're here, give me a holler.
And yes, some parties are definitely misses, but the vast majority are decent. Next time you're here, give me a holler.
Warming up for my turn...
a close up of a person 's hand reaching out towards someone .
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November 5, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Warming up for my turn...
Time for the percolator?
November 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Time for the percolator?
