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Warfspeed
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Here for the distractions
Voyeuristic tendencies
NSFW, 🔞, 📍Chicago, He/Him/That Bitch, Married👨🏿‍🤝‍👨🏼
Oh, did you?
patrick star from spongebob says prove it in the ocean
ALT: patrick star from spongebob says prove it in the ocean
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December 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I was going to say something highly inappropriate about "chocolate ring", but I'll let it go...
December 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Cake is only 4 letters, though...
December 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Thought it was just me who found that ridiculous...
December 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
At least yours works. Mine is taking her 3rd nap of the day. Lazy freeloader.
December 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Just gonna zoom ALL the way in...
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
*scritches*
November 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
To the DMs or...?
November 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Spit Take GIF
ALT: Spit Take GIF
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November 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I need the full screen, IMAX unfiltered version. Please and thank you.
November 23, 2025 at 10:49 AM
So... do you call your place "The Bakery"? Because... cakes...plural.
November 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
a woman says i would like to see it
ALT: a woman says i would like to see it
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November 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It's Chicago, clothes check is just coat check in kink.

And yes, some parties are definitely misses, but the vast majority are decent. Next time you're here, give me a holler.
November 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Warming up for my turn...
a close up of a person 's hand reaching out towards someone .
ALT: a close up of a person 's hand reaching out towards someone .
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November 5, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Time for the percolator?
November 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM