pyuaripilled minjoongcel
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Ryan, he/him, 23, phl, bearer of the curse 🔞 Find me on the archive: https://archiveofourown.org/users/warmpants
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Just realized I have five days to finish my book club book and the meeting’s the day after my covid shot sure why not
I thought I could be more normal this season and then they showed me mush with his big vulnerable baby blues calling his best friend jakey in an official ESPN special and the glue holding my broken heart together melted
Killing myself for the hundredth time thinking about the mushotter divorce. I might have to write something to heal
I am also seeing a band I’d never heard of until like two months ago just so I can see ho99o9 lol it’ll be worth it though
Lex do you have something against me
I’m excited about seeing chat pile like I haven’t been excited for something in a while and it’s not even technically their tour
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2ho / nothing wrong with letting ur homie hit for his bday, right?

for #weeklykinktober25 week 2 - dacryphilia 💧
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Sex scenes are almost never "gratuitous" or "unnecessary." You learn things about characters and relationships during sex that you can't really learn any other way, such as whether they're into fisting.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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I would simply die if I didn’t pass mingi around ateez like a blunt. But I get it lol it’s not like anything comes close to minjoong for me anyway 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️
There has! And I think for other people it’s nice that minjoong fanworks are pretty balanced in terms of D/s t/b dynamics… but for me… I’m greedy
Whenever I remember some people approach fanfiction with a sunshine and rainbows “nobody will ever be hurt or upset or misunderstood” mindset I’m like oh… huh…
I accept that because I’ll always endorse some freak shit I just hate how most people frame ateez as some nuclear family/get super heteronorm with it/use it to act weird about rarepairs. Like give me a break
You know it’s funny how despite having OCD I don’t participate in sports fan superstition in the slightest
Two weeks into being an atiny and already “mom and dad matz” posting, they may be beyond help already
Considering the frequency of my pro-minjoong anti-government posting the past few years… I don’t know what more I can do 😔
Not even necessarily “bad” but also like awkward and vaguely defined
Fic is fantasy it doesn’t have to reflect real life w/e w/e this is just a personal pet peeve
Reading fic where characters have sex for the first time and like instinctually have a mutual familiarity with specific dynamics and kinks and traffic light systems and shit just makes me want to write bad hookup etiquette porn more
Heartbreaking: a long time mutual you love got into ateez but they’re a matz shipper
An addendum to this is that the same does not go for dom mg content. That’s the ultimate enemy
I feel like I did the opposite of what most people do where I wasn’t a fixed positions shipper at first but I mostly am now… unfortunately as a yungi-hating mingi-lover I’m starved for content for any ship I like so I can’t be too picky 😞
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