Duder McGuy
@warofthebees.bsky.social
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The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
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warofthebees.bsky.social
Jesus Christ.

I'm not saying this is good but "we won't recover?"

There's other countries in the world. There's other elections. People learn how to be doctors. This shit doesn't just go off into the ether.

Again, not happy about this but can we kind of dial back the doomering?
angierasmussen.bsky.social
I don’t know who needs to hear this but the CDC is being eviscerated right now. America is not going to have any kind of outbreak response capacity after tonight. Americans’ health data is no longer secure. Say goodbye to federal public health in any capacity. It’s a disaster. We won’t recover.
warofthebees.bsky.social
Definitely. The cracks are already forming. Look at any special election where Trump isn't on the ballot: in all but the deepest red districts, MAGA doesn't show up.

It's over.

The problem now is how much damage will be done on the way out.
warofthebees.bsky.social
He's a solipsist, he doesn't give a shit about what happens after he dies.
warofthebees.bsky.social
Throw "both sides are the same" assholes in with this.
warofthebees.bsky.social
Seems like by age 93 you could just let nature take its course?
warofthebees.bsky.social
Winsome Earle-Sears will not win the Virginia governership.

[x]Black
[x]Woman
[x]Republican

Republicans ain't voting for a black woman.

Oh, they'll let her in the house...but to let her sit at the head of the table? Noooo no no no no. That's a bridge too far for the GOP.
warofthebees.bsky.social
[Donald Trump stands in front of my burning home with an empty gas can and a lighter]

Me: "Donald Trump burned down my house!"

Some mouth-breathing shithead 20 year old leftist: "Yeah but Obama was a war criminal"
warofthebees.bsky.social
"A black samurai is unrealistic, there weren't any at that time. However, an Asian woman having natural FF sized tits is a perfectly normal thing seen across Japanese culture and is totally real."
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P_rn brain rot.

When everything isn't design to make his peepee feel funny.
mrphillipchan @mrphillipchan

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If Ghost of Yotei made Atsu look like this, the game woulda sold a million copies by now

Designed With Gamers In Mind

Designed With Activists In Mind
warofthebees.bsky.social
Pretty much every game is either first person or you're looking at the back of the character. She could have tits the size of the US Capitol building, they'd still be facing away from camera.
warofthebees.bsky.social
The toilet cam is for research purposes ONLY
warofthebees.bsky.social
Even if you're a Republican, if you're a cop, I can't imagine how you don't feel shitty watching some slob from Texas come into YOUR city to tell YOU how to do YOUR job.
warofthebees.bsky.social
Advice for young men out there: Start with asking for the walk FIRST, then wait a few dates until you ask her if she wants to see a picture of your penis.

(also ladies, if you didn't know, morning wood is false advertising. Don't buy the car without taking it for a test ride first)
warofthebees.bsky.social
HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT
WHY DON'T YOU HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT
HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT
I have sincerely grown tired of living
warofthebees.bsky.social
Honestly you could make a pretty gnarly zombie jack-o-lantern out of one
warofthebees.bsky.social
I always feel like if I touch one I'll get leprosy or something.
warofthebees.bsky.social
I've been saying this for weeks.

I think it's legitimately possible that Trump really does think he ended 7 wars, the economy is doing great, and that blue cities really are under assault by antifa (and their girlfriends)
warofthebees.bsky.social
Act III will be more of an epilogue.

Trump is clearly just trying to "run out the clock." He's an elderly man past the average life expectancy in a high profile, stressful job.

All he has to do is have people stall the Epstein files until he flatlines and he'll die a happy man.
warofthebees.bsky.social
Are we teetering on the verge of a global recession?

Yes.

Is that a reason to NOT spend 300 dollars on a life-size Tom Servo puppet?

No.
warofthebees.bsky.social
How could you tell the difference?
warofthebees.bsky.social
It's not that I hate her, I just think her main schtick is to show up somewhere and get arrested.

And it's not like they aren't important causes...it's just that my country is currently being dismantled by fascism so my concerns about Israel and Palestine are kind of on the back burner.