Duder McGuy
@warofthebees.bsky.social
The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
That "We Are Charlie Kirk" song is like a rape whistle that goes off by itself.
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
That "We Are Charlie Kirk" song is like a rape whistle that goes off by itself.
Disagree...kind of.
What we are witnessing, on a global scale, is a birth of a new culture.
Have you ever seen someone give birth? It's not easy. There's screaming, pain, blood, poop.
And that's what is happening now. We are birthing a new culture, AND BIRTH IS NOT EASY.
What we are witnessing, on a global scale, is a birth of a new culture.
Have you ever seen someone give birth? It's not easy. There's screaming, pain, blood, poop.
And that's what is happening now. We are birthing a new culture, AND BIRTH IS NOT EASY.
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Disagree...kind of.
What we are witnessing, on a global scale, is a birth of a new culture.
Have you ever seen someone give birth? It's not easy. There's screaming, pain, blood, poop.
And that's what is happening now. We are birthing a new culture, AND BIRTH IS NOT EASY.
What we are witnessing, on a global scale, is a birth of a new culture.
Have you ever seen someone give birth? It's not easy. There's screaming, pain, blood, poop.
And that's what is happening now. We are birthing a new culture, AND BIRTH IS NOT EASY.
Not downplaying this or anything ... but who was going directly to whitehouse.gov for news in the first place?
We’ve had people from the U.S. and abroad asking whether the information on the White House website is even accurate anymore. The site has become unreliable, filled with blatantly false and deliberately misleading content.
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Not downplaying this or anything ... but who was going directly to whitehouse.gov for news in the first place?
At this point in my life the only reason I've never seen The Princess Bride is purely for spite.
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 AM
At this point in my life the only reason I've never seen The Princess Bride is purely for spite.
Best part about aging is just saying stupid shit and seeing how younger people react.
My nephew asked how I was doing during Thanksgiving and I just said "Well, the dog ain't huntin' but I'm still fed."
I don't even know where that came from, just distilling pure old man knowledge.
My nephew asked how I was doing during Thanksgiving and I just said "Well, the dog ain't huntin' but I'm still fed."
I don't even know where that came from, just distilling pure old man knowledge.
November 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Best part about aging is just saying stupid shit and seeing how younger people react.
My nephew asked how I was doing during Thanksgiving and I just said "Well, the dog ain't huntin' but I'm still fed."
I don't even know where that came from, just distilling pure old man knowledge.
My nephew asked how I was doing during Thanksgiving and I just said "Well, the dog ain't huntin' but I'm still fed."
I don't even know where that came from, just distilling pure old man knowledge.
First Thanksgiving on Ozempic.
You ever have stomach problems so intense you seriously consider stabbing yourself in the abdomen to let the gas out like a bloated cow?
Jesus this shit is rough.
You ever have stomach problems so intense you seriously consider stabbing yourself in the abdomen to let the gas out like a bloated cow?
Jesus this shit is rough.
November 29, 2025 at 11:00 AM
First Thanksgiving on Ozempic.
You ever have stomach problems so intense you seriously consider stabbing yourself in the abdomen to let the gas out like a bloated cow?
Jesus this shit is rough.
You ever have stomach problems so intense you seriously consider stabbing yourself in the abdomen to let the gas out like a bloated cow?
Jesus this shit is rough.
Thinking about the chick I met at a Buckcherry concert in 2007. In a way she'll always be a 42 year old single mom.
Mainly because she OD'd on laced coke that same night but also like in my heart and stuff.
Mainly because she OD'd on laced coke that same night but also like in my heart and stuff.
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Thinking about the chick I met at a Buckcherry concert in 2007. In a way she'll always be a 42 year old single mom.
Mainly because she OD'd on laced coke that same night but also like in my heart and stuff.
Mainly because she OD'd on laced coke that same night but also like in my heart and stuff.
People say horror fans pull out some obscure shit but wait until a gay dude tells you about his childhood favorite movies
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
People say horror fans pull out some obscure shit but wait until a gay dude tells you about his childhood favorite movies
Best part of Thanksgiving is the hometown bate sesh with the boys
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Best part of Thanksgiving is the hometown bate sesh with the boys
I'm entering Thanksgiving 2025 prepared:
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I'm entering Thanksgiving 2025 prepared:
Comic conventions now: "I waited two hours hours to meet David Tennant!"
Comic conventions in the 90s: "Grant Morrison and I just did a bunch of molly and challenged Alan Moore to a wizard battle."
Comic conventions in the 90s: "Grant Morrison and I just did a bunch of molly and challenged Alan Moore to a wizard battle."
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Comic conventions now: "I waited two hours hours to meet David Tennant!"
Comic conventions in the 90s: "Grant Morrison and I just did a bunch of molly and challenged Alan Moore to a wizard battle."
Comic conventions in the 90s: "Grant Morrison and I just did a bunch of molly and challenged Alan Moore to a wizard battle."
Do they still do those experiments where they lock someone in a cave for like three months to study solitude's effects on people? Can I volunteer?
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Do they still do those experiments where they lock someone in a cave for like three months to study solitude's effects on people? Can I volunteer?
I gave AI a chance.
It didn't tell me anything I couldn't use Google for. I used an app to make a few songs just to see what it was like. Fun for a few songs but then it got old. Making pictures is fun but same thing...it gets old.
I don't think I'm alone in this. AI is just ... boring.
It didn't tell me anything I couldn't use Google for. I used an app to make a few songs just to see what it was like. Fun for a few songs but then it got old. Making pictures is fun but same thing...it gets old.
I don't think I'm alone in this. AI is just ... boring.
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I gave AI a chance.
It didn't tell me anything I couldn't use Google for. I used an app to make a few songs just to see what it was like. Fun for a few songs but then it got old. Making pictures is fun but same thing...it gets old.
I don't think I'm alone in this. AI is just ... boring.
It didn't tell me anything I couldn't use Google for. I used an app to make a few songs just to see what it was like. Fun for a few songs but then it got old. Making pictures is fun but same thing...it gets old.
I don't think I'm alone in this. AI is just ... boring.
My father's greatest fear was dying alone, which he inadvertently fulfilled by alienating all of his children and moving to The Philippines. I say this to say that it's very much like a Greek tragedy.
Anyway this post reminded me of that
Anyway this post reminded me of that
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 AM
My father's greatest fear was dying alone, which he inadvertently fulfilled by alienating all of his children and moving to The Philippines. I say this to say that it's very much like a Greek tragedy.
Anyway this post reminded me of that
Anyway this post reminded me of that
British people finding out cultures use different words for things they are familiar with:
a man in a red jacket is dancing in a hallway next to a shelf of film reels .
ALT: a man in a red jacket is dancing in a hallway next to a shelf of film reels .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
British people finding out cultures use different words for things they are familiar with:
BRING
BACK
FUN
90s
HIMBOS
BACK
FUN
90s
HIMBOS
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
BRING
BACK
FUN
90s
HIMBOS
BACK
FUN
90s
HIMBOS
Here's the thing about "quiet, piggy:"
1. We always knew Trump was a misogynist.
2. If "Trump hates women" was an effective attack, it probably would have worked against him some time in the last ten years.
It is a distraction, like that stupid "covfefe" shit. Focus on REAL stuff, folks.
1. We always knew Trump was a misogynist.
2. If "Trump hates women" was an effective attack, it probably would have worked against him some time in the last ten years.
It is a distraction, like that stupid "covfefe" shit. Focus on REAL stuff, folks.
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Here's the thing about "quiet, piggy:"
1. We always knew Trump was a misogynist.
2. If "Trump hates women" was an effective attack, it probably would have worked against him some time in the last ten years.
It is a distraction, like that stupid "covfefe" shit. Focus on REAL stuff, folks.
1. We always knew Trump was a misogynist.
2. If "Trump hates women" was an effective attack, it probably would have worked against him some time in the last ten years.
It is a distraction, like that stupid "covfefe" shit. Focus on REAL stuff, folks.
This is fucking genius. I love it.
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
This is fucking genius. I love it.
Me: "I would be a fair, balanced leader if I were president."
Me playing Stellaris: "This envoy insulted me so we're gonna invade their sector and turn their entire species into food."
Me playing Stellaris: "This envoy insulted me so we're gonna invade their sector and turn their entire species into food."
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Me: "I would be a fair, balanced leader if I were president."
Me playing Stellaris: "This envoy insulted me so we're gonna invade their sector and turn their entire species into food."
Me playing Stellaris: "This envoy insulted me so we're gonna invade their sector and turn their entire species into food."
I agree with this. America IS a great idea.
But it's like fire: it keeps you warm, it cooks your food, it scares away lions and tigers...but if you're not careful, it can start a brushfire and wipe out an area.
Nothing good in life comes with zero responsibility. And we need to remember that.
But it's like fire: it keeps you warm, it cooks your food, it scares away lions and tigers...but if you're not careful, it can start a brushfire and wipe out an area.
Nothing good in life comes with zero responsibility. And we need to remember that.
Bono on Donald Trump: “America is the best idea the world ever came up with. But Donald Trump is potentially the worst idea that ever happened to America. He’s trying to hijack the idea of America. Wise people of conscience should not let this man turn your country into a casino”
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I agree with this. America IS a great idea.
But it's like fire: it keeps you warm, it cooks your food, it scares away lions and tigers...but if you're not careful, it can start a brushfire and wipe out an area.
Nothing good in life comes with zero responsibility. And we need to remember that.
But it's like fire: it keeps you warm, it cooks your food, it scares away lions and tigers...but if you're not careful, it can start a brushfire and wipe out an area.
Nothing good in life comes with zero responsibility. And we need to remember that.
Maybe she's born with it...maybe it was an industrial accident.
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Maybe she's born with it...maybe it was an industrial accident.
Interviewer: Why don't you say that three times: Within cells interlinked.
'K': Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked.
Interviewer: We're done...Charlie Brown, you can pick up your bonus.
'K': Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked.
Interviewer: We're done...Charlie Brown, you can pick up your bonus.
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Interviewer: Why don't you say that three times: Within cells interlinked.
'K': Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked.
Interviewer: We're done...Charlie Brown, you can pick up your bonus.
'K': Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked.
Interviewer: We're done...Charlie Brown, you can pick up your bonus.
"hey dad why don't leftists get taken seriously"
November 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
"hey dad why don't leftists get taken seriously"
I did not have Mamdani hypnotizing Trump I to Socialism on my bingo card.
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I did not have Mamdani hypnotizing Trump I to Socialism on my bingo card.
North Carolina has such Southern Grandma energy.
We're usually pretty pleasant to be around, but when ICE showed up, we ran them off in a fucking week.
Bless their hearts.
We're usually pretty pleasant to be around, but when ICE showed up, we ran them off in a fucking week.
Bless their hearts.
November 22, 2025 at 9:36 AM
North Carolina has such Southern Grandma energy.
We're usually pretty pleasant to be around, but when ICE showed up, we ran them off in a fucking week.
Bless their hearts.
We're usually pretty pleasant to be around, but when ICE showed up, we ran them off in a fucking week.
Bless their hearts.