Duder McGuy
@warofthebees.bsky.social
The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
I'm entering Thanksgiving 2025 prepared:
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I'm entering Thanksgiving 2025 prepared:
Out of curiosity, I searched "Nintendo Switch 2 print ad" on Google.
The first image that had a person in it:
The first image that had a person in it:
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Out of curiosity, I searched "Nintendo Switch 2 print ad" on Google.
The first image that had a person in it:
The first image that had a person in it:
My father's greatest fear was dying alone, which he inadvertently fulfilled by alienating all of his children and moving to The Philippines. I say this to say that it's very much like a Greek tragedy.
Anyway this post reminded me of that
Anyway this post reminded me of that
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 AM
My father's greatest fear was dying alone, which he inadvertently fulfilled by alienating all of his children and moving to The Philippines. I say this to say that it's very much like a Greek tragedy.
Anyway this post reminded me of that
Anyway this post reminded me of that
That's why I have my car wear a condom
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
That's why I have my car wear a condom
I did not have Mamdani hypnotizing Trump I to Socialism on my bingo card.
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I did not have Mamdani hypnotizing Trump I to Socialism on my bingo card.
She went on Mr. Rogers to explain to kids how movies work!
"The picture made a terrible impression of some kind on them...but most of them got over it, I guess because when I talk like the Witch, and when I laugh, there is a hesitation and then they clap." How sweet!
"The picture made a terrible impression of some kind on them...but most of them got over it, I guess because when I talk like the Witch, and when I laugh, there is a hesitation and then they clap." How sweet!
November 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
She went on Mr. Rogers to explain to kids how movies work!
"The picture made a terrible impression of some kind on them...but most of them got over it, I guess because when I talk like the Witch, and when I laugh, there is a hesitation and then they clap." How sweet!
"The picture made a terrible impression of some kind on them...but most of them got over it, I guess because when I talk like the Witch, and when I laugh, there is a hesitation and then they clap." How sweet!
The Asylum knock off was pretty weird
November 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The Asylum knock off was pretty weird
Remember your oaths. Disobeying an unlawful order is not easy, but when your kids and grandkids asked what you did when you served, what do you want to tell them?
"I was only following orders?"
or
"I did the right thing?"
"I was only following orders?"
or
"I did the right thing?"
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Remember your oaths. Disobeying an unlawful order is not easy, but when your kids and grandkids asked what you did when you served, what do you want to tell them?
"I was only following orders?"
or
"I did the right thing?"
"I was only following orders?"
or
"I did the right thing?"
There is no fucking way that this thing isn't a transplant. Look at that beard, I've seen more convincing facial hair in a Sunday School play about Noah's Ark.
November 18, 2025 at 11:51 AM
There is no fucking way that this thing isn't a transplant. Look at that beard, I've seen more convincing facial hair in a Sunday School play about Noah's Ark.
Let them see what happens during an NC ice storm though lol
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Let them see what happens during an NC ice storm though lol
I love when people who have artistic talent are like "it's so easy to create art! Just pick up a pencil!" and then I make something that looks like this:
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I love when people who have artistic talent are like "it's so easy to create art! Just pick up a pencil!" and then I make something that looks like this:
A Punisher series in the vein of Absolute Batman would be fucking sweet. Imagine this shit with Frank Castle:
November 15, 2025 at 11:10 AM
A Punisher series in the vein of Absolute Batman would be fucking sweet. Imagine this shit with Frank Castle:
Look at that thing. Bubba must be packing heat to wear that throat out like that
November 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Look at that thing. Bubba must be packing heat to wear that throat out like that
Evidence that Clinton has a massive hog? Look how he ruined Trump's throat.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Evidence that Clinton has a massive hog? Look how he ruined Trump's throat.
Nah, that'd be Matt Walsh. Look at this thing and tell me that's natural hair, I got a bridge to sell you.
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Nah, that'd be Matt Walsh. Look at this thing and tell me that's natural hair, I got a bridge to sell you.
Democrat in a hoodie=Republican in a cowboy hat.
It's an empty gesture from out-of-touch politicians to appear like the "common man."
It's an empty gesture from out-of-touch politicians to appear like the "common man."
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Democrat in a hoodie=Republican in a cowboy hat.
It's an empty gesture from out-of-touch politicians to appear like the "common man."
It's an empty gesture from out-of-touch politicians to appear like the "common man."
Yeah... president is doing just fine, folks.
Uh...Trump 2028, I guess?
Uh...Trump 2028, I guess?
November 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Yeah... president is doing just fine, folks.
Uh...Trump 2028, I guess?
Uh...Trump 2028, I guess?
The sheer POSSIBILITY that I said something to amuse Werner fucking Herzog, with a Julien Donkey-Boy reference no less, has me literally giddy right now.
November 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The sheer POSSIBILITY that I said something to amuse Werner fucking Herzog, with a Julien Donkey-Boy reference no less, has me literally giddy right now.
Dems last night:
November 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Dems last night:
All the right wing shit I see in my news feed this morning:
November 5, 2025 at 11:28 AM
All the right wing shit I see in my news feed this morning:
There's a part in Raging Bull where Jake LaMotta, beat to shit after losing a fight but never falling down, struggles over to Sugar Ray Louis and says "You never got me down, Ray."
That's what happened last night.
They never got us down.
That's what happened last night.
They never got us down.
November 5, 2025 at 11:27 AM
There's a part in Raging Bull where Jake LaMotta, beat to shit after losing a fight but never falling down, struggles over to Sugar Ray Louis and says "You never got me down, Ray."
That's what happened last night.
They never got us down.
That's what happened last night.
They never got us down.