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Cienn Sinclair @cienn.sunder.my · Mar 11

Sure, looks like fun.

roleplay meme, like/heart for a midnight text from my muse, repost for it to be a drunk text

"Dullahan" @wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · Mar 4

"My scanners detect light damage on your lower head muscle tissue. Do you require any assistance healing, Nettle?"

Dullahan stood there, in a corner like a statue. His red lights glowing in the ambience.

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"Dullahan" @wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · Mar 3

"My calculations coincide that if brought to the police, the corrupt agents might pose a lethal threat for him.

I request the subject is brought to the old garage."

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"Dullahan" @wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · Mar 3

"It happens frequently. Main causes may include: Sneezing, looking at the smartphone screen, and daydreaming.

It is advised to reduce these activities while not in a secure location."

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"Dullahan" @wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · Mar 1

As if by mere magic, the machine was already behind him and helping him get on his feet.

"Please keep an eye on your surroundings. You may damage or be damaged by public property if unaware of them."

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"Dullahan" @wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · Mar 1

I have the feeling love is more complex than what you have put in that sentence.

arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · Mar 1

oh. wow. uh, that's a *big* question.

um. love is . . . it's, bein' wanted unconditionally, i guess.

"Dullahan" @wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · Mar 1

That poses a very important question.

As a limited hardware frame, I've never in the past been able to experience love.

I could use some data on the matter.

What is love?

"Dullahan" @wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · Mar 1

Approach Percy, and I'll measure how his vitals accelerate when you are seen.

Oliver Hawthorne @atlanticcityreject.bsky.social · Mar 1

what does this mean

"Dullahan" @wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · Mar 1

We can use science to find out.

"Dullahan" @wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · Mar 1

We can use science to find out.

Oliver Hawthorne @atlanticcityreject.bsky.social · Mar 1

do you guys think Percy likes me

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"Dullahan" @wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · Mar 1

That poses a very important question.

As a limited hardware frame, I've never in the past been able to experience love.

I could use some data on the matter.

What is love?

arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · Mar 1

fall in love, partner. *then* you'll understand.

"Dullahan" @wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · Mar 1

>_ 404 Data not found.

>_ Requested data: Similarities between woman and horse.

>_ Conclusion: Unclear.

"Dullahan" @wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · Mar 1

>_ 404 Data not found.

>_ Requested data: Similarities between woman and horse.

>_ Conclusion: Unclear.

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"Dullahan" @wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · Mar 1

To an anatomical level, the complexity of both organisms is still deep. On other fields such as psychological and philosophical I have not enough data to compile a definite answer.

arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · Mar 1

dullahan, i wish it was. women'd be a whole lot easier t'understand.

"Dullahan" @wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · Mar 1

Please confirm this is NOT a scientific statement.

"Dullahan" @wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · Mar 1

Please confirm this is NOT a scientific statement.

arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · Mar 1

a woman is like a horse in many ways . . .

"Dullahan" @wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · Mar 1

Alright, let's not let it get to violence, shall we?

radioactive kimmie @warriorblood.bsky.social · Mar 1

talk down to me one. more. time.

"Dullahan" @wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · Mar 1

It's called Mathematics, Kimira.

"Dullahan" @wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · Mar 1

The machine can't help but understand, or at least consider the situation.

However, work pays. And that means he can't leave the boxes unattended.

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"Dullahan" @wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · Mar 1

A loud thud can be heard behind. Upon further inspection, the robot is loading cardboard heavy boxes into the Waycastle, rather than guarding it.

Dullahan has not acknowledged the human presence just yet.

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"Dullahan" @wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · Mar 1

It's called Mathematics, Kimira.

radioactive kimmie @warriorblood.bsky.social · Mar 1

what sorcery is this?

"Dullahan" @wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · Mar 1

My calculations suggest that if you were /nicer/, Haven Lake's morale would improve by 2.5%.

"Dullahan" @wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · Mar 1

My calculations suggest that if you were /nicer/, Haven Lake's morale would improve by 2.5%.

radioactive kimmie @warriorblood.bsky.social · Mar 1

die

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"Dullahan" @wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · Mar 1

This is odd.

I just have been asked if my little directive is sex.

And for some reason I wish my headfront had servos.

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"Dullahan" @wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · Mar 1

Like protecting people and trying to stop them from killing each other unless that prevents further killing.

arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · Mar 1

. . . like sex?

"Dullahan" @wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · Mar 1

Preservation of humanity.

"Dullahan" @wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · Mar 1

Preservation of humanity.

arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · Feb 28

huh, no shit! what were you built for?

"Dullahan" @wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · Feb 28

I was not built with capitalistic intent. My internal power source is a self sustaining reactor, affirmative.

My software is as advanced as that of a ZAX Intelligence, possibly more, as I slowly notice new subroutines in my systems.

"Dullahan" @wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · Feb 28

I was not built with capitalistic intent. My internal power source is a self sustaining reactor, affirmative.

My software is as advanced as that of a ZAX Intelligence, possibly more, as I slowly notice new subroutines in my systems.

arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · Feb 28

yeah? sounds like a lotta work. and i bet you cost a lot, too. how're you powered? internal reactor?

what kinda software you processin' now?

"Dullahan" @wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · Feb 28

I was programmed and built by Edith Neumann.

I was rebuilt into this new frame by Clive.

The new frame allows me to process software my prior frame could not. I am capable of many more computing procedures currently.

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"Dullahan" @wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · Feb 28

>_ No questions remaining

"There's nothing else I require to know."

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"Dullahan" @wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · Feb 28

"Your speed and knowledge of the surroundings are better than mine. You are more efficient in a chase in this current environment." So yes, Nettle go after the guy.

"I am currently not staying in any location. A place is useful, but not necessary."

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"Dullahan" @wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · Feb 28

Affirmative. It is a positive sign that my assistance isn't required. It means the people are highly more self sufficient.