WasteLandRover
@wastelandrover.bsky.social
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My goal is to live forever. So far so good. Husband, father, Minnesotan, very slow runner. Artisanal bespoke handcrafted limited reserve low follower account.
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Anybody on social media who seems to be on your side but encourages violence is not on your side.
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Diane Keaton always gave off the vibe of someone in her mid 40s. When she was 25 she felt like 45. When she was 65 she felt like 45.
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Also if you haven't had iced Vietnamese coffee it is absolutely delicious.
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Growing up in the midwest, my town had one Chinese restaurant.

We now live in a community that has Cantonese, Vietnamese, Chinese, Japanese, Himalayan, Moroccan, and Tibetan restaurants, among many, many others.

Because of immigrants.

They make your community better.
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Guy in oversized white cowboy hat, oversized sunglasses, 70's moustache, and homemade white leather jacket: They just look silly.
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Reading all these posts makes me glad to be a Twins fan when our post season angst stopped in like June.
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Not as good as John Cena dancing, but still pretty good
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When my father passed, I was told by a friend "you never get over it, but you do get used to it" and that has stuck with me for the past 30 years he's been gone.

May her memory be a blessing.
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This.
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is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”
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We can still take solace in the ketchup smeared walls in Florida though!
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Can you really lose something you were not in contention to win in the first place?

Its like saying I lost the Boston Marathon when I was actually on my couch half a continent away when it took place.
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🎵 Kristi played a tough guy
Cuz she liked to shoot her dog
Then she lost the Portland war
To a hoppy dancing frog

🎵 They were all in love with Trumpin'
They were drinking from a fountain
That was pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
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🎵 Stephen got with Katie
Katie got Elon
She would be on Elon's outlook
On the topic of the con
JD had a couch fling
And Bobby was a racist
They were all in love with Trumpin'
They were doing it in places
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I don't know anything about the person who DID win the Nobel Peace Prize, so not gonna say anything one way or another about them.

But I do know a lot about one person who DIDN'T win the Nobel Peace Prize, and I hope there was a lot of ketchup on hand at Mar-A-Lago last night.
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Jesus fuck, are there any honest politicians?
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Does he have to take care of the horse ranch? Or does he have heavenly ranch hands? Is that a reward for someone in heaven, to be cleaning up horse shit for Charlie Kirk's heaven horse? Is it a regular horse, or a heaven horse? And was Jesus on the same horse? Or does Jesus have his own ranch?
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A tearful Kim Robinson reports that God showed her that Charlie Kirk was rewarded with a horse ranch in Heaven and she saw "Charlie riding on a horse, with Jesus."
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Are these pre-tax like the Soros checks, or post-tax like the antifa checks?
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Obviously you give the Peace Prize to the guy that will declare tariff war on your country if you do not give him the Peace Prize.
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100% convinced he is only on television because his name is Wolf Blitzer.
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"We do have ideas"

[proceeds to not give any concrete examples of ideas]
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CNN: Marjorie Taylor Greene says Republicans have no healthcare solutions. What do you say to her?

REP. PETE SESSIONS: She needs a couple more years in office and she would learn that we do have ideas on the table
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If they only had 2 more weeks!
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🎵 If you walk away walk away, I will follow.

(I mean that in a non-creepy way)
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Was there some property damage? Yes. Was it confined to a few city blocks? Yes.

And then they later found out the man that initially initiated the rioting to begin with was an out of state POS racist:
Man who helped ignite George Floyd riots identified as white supremacist: Police
A masked umbrella-wielding man helped incite riots and looting in the immediate aftermath of George Floyd's death, police said.
abcnews.go.com
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Please tell me this was directed at Stephen Miller.
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Scalise: "When a good day for you is defined by how much suffering you can impose on other people, maybe you need to look in the mirror and check yourself at the door and wonder what it is you're up here trying to accomplish."