WasteLandRover
@wastelandrover.bsky.social
Minnesotan, very slow runner.
Artisanal bespoke handcrafted limited reserve low follower account.
Artisanal bespoke handcrafted limited reserve low follower account.
I need you all to stop what you are doing and read this excellent column by @petridishes.bsky.social
I went to the Trump Kennedy Center Honors Cursed By The Monkey’s Paw and all you got were these 1500 words of observations www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
Trump’s Very Weird Night at the Kennedy Center Honors
The president and I both got our heart’s desire. But something felt wrong.
www.theatlantic.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I need you all to stop what you are doing and read this excellent column by @petridishes.bsky.social
I don't know much about their music but Amyl and the Sniffers is a great band name.
December 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I don't know much about their music but Amyl and the Sniffers is a great band name.
2025 MOVIES
#121 Here Comes The Navy (1934)
James Cagney does his best James Cagney impression and Pat O'Brien does his best Pat O'Brien impression and they instantly fall in love but since its 1934 they pretend they hate each other but come on we all know they would kiss if they could.
#121 Here Comes The Navy (1934)
James Cagney does his best James Cagney impression and Pat O'Brien does his best Pat O'Brien impression and they instantly fall in love but since its 1934 they pretend they hate each other but come on we all know they would kiss if they could.
December 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
2025 MOVIES
#121 Here Comes The Navy (1934)
James Cagney does his best James Cagney impression and Pat O'Brien does his best Pat O'Brien impression and they instantly fall in love but since its 1934 they pretend they hate each other but come on we all know they would kiss if they could.
#121 Here Comes The Navy (1934)
James Cagney does his best James Cagney impression and Pat O'Brien does his best Pat O'Brien impression and they instantly fall in love but since its 1934 they pretend they hate each other but come on we all know they would kiss if they could.
My personal guide is whether a proposed merger would get Zaslav out of the entertainment industry. Anything that will do that at least gets a "wait, maybe we should consider this one" reaction from me.
this really creates a weird dynamic
like yes, dems should fight ALL media consolidation, but you'd rather have Netflix own Warner Brothers than a Saudi/Kusher/Ellison coalition dominating what's left of media after the already problematic CBS acquisition
like yes, dems should fight ALL media consolidation, but you'd rather have Netflix own Warner Brothers than a Saudi/Kusher/Ellison coalition dominating what's left of media after the already problematic CBS acquisition
I hope that @warren.senate.gov, the @wgawest.bsky.social, the @wgaeast.bsky.social, and others who have rung alarm bells at the proposed Netflix acquisition of Warner Bros. will treat this hostile takeover bid from Paramount as at least as much of a threat.
December 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My personal guide is whether a proposed merger would get Zaslav out of the entertainment industry. Anything that will do that at least gets a "wait, maybe we should consider this one" reaction from me.
"Ketchup: The Documentary" is something I would definitely no joke all sincerity not kidding not sarcastically really mean it would watch.
it may well have originally been derived from a fish sauce, but the exact origins are murky and by the time it enters common English usage it seems to have become its own thing? Seems like there must be more to the story, but unaware of a definitive ketchup history
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
"Ketchup: The Documentary" is something I would definitely no joke all sincerity not kidding not sarcastically really mean it would watch.
Reposted by WasteLandRover
“Ha ha! Fuck bridges! Let them all burn!”
“Hey, I’d better get the hell out of here, and fast! Oh no, the bridge is out!”
“Hey, I’d better get the hell out of here, and fast! Oh no, the bridge is out!”
Marjorie Taylor Greene claims she shared with Trump death threat she received that he incited, and his response was "extremely unkind"
December 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
“Ha ha! Fuck bridges! Let them all burn!”
“Hey, I’d better get the hell out of here, and fast! Oh no, the bridge is out!”
“Hey, I’d better get the hell out of here, and fast! Oh no, the bridge is out!”
In our house we had a female elf that we called bitch is a snitch but it never caught on nationally.
December 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
In our house we had a female elf that we called bitch is a snitch but it never caught on nationally.
Movies you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: No Star Wars, Star Trek, LOTR or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Movies you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: No Star Wars, Star Trek, LOTR or Marvel.
Apparently rock and rolling all night and partying everyday turns you into this.
Pictured (L-R): Sylvester Stallone, apparently stung by an entire beehive; Paul Stanley, revealing that the KISS makeup was load bearing; and Donald Trump, recently poisoned by the Joker
December 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Apparently rock and rolling all night and partying everyday turns you into this.
Having watched a horrible Vikings team for most of the season, its nice to see them sort of beat up on another team.
Not sure how @owillis.bsky.social handles watching this Commanders team every week.
Not sure how @owillis.bsky.social handles watching this Commanders team every week.
December 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Having watched a horrible Vikings team for most of the season, its nice to see them sort of beat up on another team.
Not sure how @owillis.bsky.social handles watching this Commanders team every week.
Not sure how @owillis.bsky.social handles watching this Commanders team every week.
I balanced all, brought all to mind,
The years to come seemed waste of breath,
A waste of breath the years behind
In balance with this life, this death.
The years to come seemed waste of breath,
A waste of breath the years behind
In balance with this life, this death.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I balanced all, brought all to mind,
The years to come seemed waste of breath,
A waste of breath the years behind
In balance with this life, this death.
The years to come seemed waste of breath,
A waste of breath the years behind
In balance with this life, this death.
Winter in Minnesota is officially here as I just kicked the first carcicles off my wheels in the Cub parking lot as god intended.
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Winter in Minnesota is officially here as I just kicked the first carcicles off my wheels in the Cub parking lot as god intended.
The more I see of this trophy, the more I am convinced it was conceived and created by someone that absolutely hates Trump.
This is the most horrific trophy I’ve ever seen. It looks like a cursed object found in a desert crypt.
December 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The more I see of this trophy, the more I am convinced it was conceived and created by someone that absolutely hates Trump.
Hint: its not a "longstanding principle" if it is literally enshrined in the Constitution.
The Supreme Court will ultimately decide whether to uphold the longstanding principle that grants citizenship to the children of non-citizens born in the U.S., following a legal challenge by the Trump administration. n.pr/48E1oko
Supreme Court agrees to hear arguments in birthright citizenship challenge
The Supreme Court will ultimately decide whether to uphold the longstanding principle that grants citizenship to the children of non-citizens born in the U.S., following a legal challenge by the Trump administration.
n.pr
December 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Hint: its not a "longstanding principle" if it is literally enshrined in the Constitution.
Somebody here (can't remember who) said Republicans run on winning Republican voters, and Democrats run on winning Republican voters, and whoo boy once that was pointed out I see it a lot.
It’s insane that actual Democrats are more interested in running as Republicans than Democrats
Josh Shapiro believes he is uniquely suited to win over Trump voters—but he’ll need to overcome distrust among some in his own party first, Tim Alberta reports: theatln.tc/mR9AHSG4
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Somebody here (can't remember who) said Republicans run on winning Republican voters, and Democrats run on winning Republican voters, and whoo boy once that was pointed out I see it a lot.
FIFA? More like FAFO, AMIRITE!
[holds up hand for high five]
Anybody?
[holds up hand for high five]
Anybody?
December 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
FIFA? More like FAFO, AMIRITE!
[holds up hand for high five]
Anybody?
[holds up hand for high five]
Anybody?
Seriously. Football. Let's be the prize be a bunch of hands.
I absolutely love that the prize itself is a golden model of a massive flagrant foul.
President Trump was awarded the new FIFA Peace Prize during the World Cup draw ceremony. Follow live updates:
https://cnn.it/3KpQgzr
https://cnn.it/3KpQgzr
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Seriously. Football. Let's be the prize be a bunch of hands.
I feel seen.
Also "Here's my list" followed by shit all north of $150, I'm not spending over $20 but good luck getting your bespoke hand crafted limited edition official tour sweatshirt.
Also "Here's my list" followed by shit all north of $150, I'm not spending over $20 but good luck getting your bespoke hand crafted limited edition official tour sweatshirt.
Asking “What do you want for Christmas? Send me some links?” and them saying “I will! Thanks!” is genuinely antisocial behavior.
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I feel seen.
Also "Here's my list" followed by shit all north of $150, I'm not spending over $20 but good luck getting your bespoke hand crafted limited edition official tour sweatshirt.
Also "Here's my list" followed by shit all north of $150, I'm not spending over $20 but good luck getting your bespoke hand crafted limited edition official tour sweatshirt.
"And the winner of the First Annual Hot Pockets Presents the Cheese Whiz Sponsored Best Chef Ever Award goes to...."
This is like in the Wizard of Oz when he gives the Cowardly Lion a medal.
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
"And the winner of the First Annual Hot Pockets Presents the Cheese Whiz Sponsored Best Chef Ever Award goes to...."
I keep getting Palantir and Peloton mixed up which can make certain news items confusingly hilarious just to me.
December 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I keep getting Palantir and Peloton mixed up which can make certain news items confusingly hilarious just to me.
Our holiday family tradition is to watch a Hallmark Murder Mystery show (preferably starring Alison Sweeney), and see how quickly we can figure out the murderer.
Our record is 2 seconds after the suspect first appeared.
(shot of person showing up in scene. all of us: THAT'S THE GUY)
Our record is 2 seconds after the suspect first appeared.
(shot of person showing up in scene. all of us: THAT'S THE GUY)
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Our holiday family tradition is to watch a Hallmark Murder Mystery show (preferably starring Alison Sweeney), and see how quickly we can figure out the murderer.
Our record is 2 seconds after the suspect first appeared.
(shot of person showing up in scene. all of us: THAT'S THE GUY)
Our record is 2 seconds after the suspect first appeared.
(shot of person showing up in scene. all of us: THAT'S THE GUY)
Credit where credit is due, my rep (or her social media team) is pretty good at the socials.
Corruption of the Day: Trump just pardoned a notorious drug trafficker who brought more than 4 billion doses of cocaine into our country.
Why?
Why?
December 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Credit where credit is due, my rep (or her social media team) is pretty good at the socials.
Just when I thought I'm out on McCarthy, Mina pulls me back in.
(okay I'm still out, I just wanted to use the Pacino/Godfather quote)
(okay I'm still out, I just wanted to use the Pacino/Godfather quote)
December 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Just when I thought I'm out on McCarthy, Mina pulls me back in.
(okay I'm still out, I just wanted to use the Pacino/Godfather quote)
(okay I'm still out, I just wanted to use the Pacino/Godfather quote)
I think those commercials with Melissa McCarthy's oversized head on a tiny elf body are supposed to be funny or cute, but I just find them creepy.
December 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I think those commercials with Melissa McCarthy's oversized head on a tiny elf body are supposed to be funny or cute, but I just find them creepy.
Okay, this is how its done.
It's a bit surprising that Pete Hegseth asked for two shots when he usually asks for four or five.
December 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Okay, this is how its done.