Scissor Friendly
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Just I nice little friendly scissor sesh. You know. Not too hard, but not too soft either. Friendly. Scissor.
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Scissor Friendly
@wavegate.net
· Dec 7
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I'm a coward because I won't tell friends who swallowed DJT's balls they are wrong because I want to still make money and take care of my family. Pretty soon I'll have to tell my family we're leaving this big beautiful house so we can help stop our coward government from killing women and children.
January 10, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I'm a coward because I won't tell friends who swallowed DJT's balls they are wrong because I want to still make money and take care of my family. Pretty soon I'll have to tell my family we're leaving this big beautiful house so we can help stop our coward government from killing women and children.
MAGA people should wear them some "Dudar es Traicion" hats, but most of them wouldn't get the irony of it because it's not in the brilliant white language they know.
January 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
MAGA people should wear them some "Dudar es Traicion" hats, but most of them wouldn't get the irony of it because it's not in the brilliant white language they know.
Masterful subversion from the Epstein Files. Marco Rubio has taken his place amongst the four stooges of WW3; Hegseth, Bondi, Patel and Rubio.
January 4, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Masterful subversion from the Epstein Files. Marco Rubio has taken his place amongst the four stooges of WW3; Hegseth, Bondi, Patel and Rubio.
I miss the days when human beings would put their efforts into crafting their thoughts out of words and sentences for me to enjoy. If you believe you have something to say, I want to know how YOU said it, not the AI mask you wear over your beautiful mind.
December 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I miss the days when human beings would put their efforts into crafting their thoughts out of words and sentences for me to enjoy. If you believe you have something to say, I want to know how YOU said it, not the AI mask you wear over your beautiful mind.
Pretend I’m a goat. No, I mean one of those cute ones that jumps up on the donkey and rides it around the parking garage looking for a place to pan for gold.
Don’t work too hard meeting those expectations.
Don’t work too hard meeting those expectations.
December 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Pretend I’m a goat. No, I mean one of those cute ones that jumps up on the donkey and rides it around the parking garage looking for a place to pan for gold.
Don’t work too hard meeting those expectations.
Don’t work too hard meeting those expectations.
Agree. They don’t really have to leave they just have to suggest it. Their buddies in media will amplify it as if it’s already happening. Then we will have to fact check a million hillbillies claiming lib policies ran off the jobs makers. Rinse, repeat.
December 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Agree. They don’t really have to leave they just have to suggest it. Their buddies in media will amplify it as if it’s already happening. Then we will have to fact check a million hillbillies claiming lib policies ran off the jobs makers. Rinse, repeat.
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Maybe I’ll change my profile to “bi-sexual but ugly”
December 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Maybe I’ll change my profile to “bi-sexual but ugly”
WTF? So, children but not babies?! Why do we feel so compelled to move our standards lower to accommodate disgusting people?
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
WTF? So, children but not babies?! Why do we feel so compelled to move our standards lower to accommodate disgusting people?
Yall post like you need to be deported. Flood the zone with bullshit and let’s watch them choke on it.
ICE is building a 24/7 social media monitoring program that would scan Facebook, TikTok, Instagram and dozens of other platforms. Private contractors would turn public posts into enforcement leads fed directly into government databases. buff.ly/gXCFJBl
Always watching: How ICE’s plan to monitor social media 24/7 threatens privacy and civic participation
ICE’s dragnet is expanding across social media, putting everyone’s digital lives into the realm of border and immigration enforcement.
buff.ly
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Yall post like you need to be deported. Flood the zone with bullshit and let’s watch them choke on it.
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Imagine going to extra school for learning all the laws real good and then they stop using them. Hilarious.
November 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Imagine going to extra school for learning all the laws real good and then they stop using them. Hilarious.
When bitty paw paw was dying he was intubated. He was desperate to tell me something. I just told him is was okay. It makes me cry when I think what he might’ve needed to tell me. He took good care of his family so I do too. Maybe that was it.
October 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
When bitty paw paw was dying he was intubated. He was desperate to tell me something. I just told him is was okay. It makes me cry when I think what he might’ve needed to tell me. He took good care of his family so I do too. Maybe that was it.
In the past I’ve felt my parents and forebears took care of me and provided a path for me. Now I believe it is our children who will save what they fought so hard to establish. We’ve rotted from the inside and the old ways seem to have died. I have great faith in the youthful next generation.
October 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
In the past I’ve felt my parents and forebears took care of me and provided a path for me. Now I believe it is our children who will save what they fought so hard to establish. We’ve rotted from the inside and the old ways seem to have died. I have great faith in the youthful next generation.
My watch keeps telling me to stand up like I have fallen on the battlefield of life and he's my buddy refusing to let me just give up and see if I can get in one more quick nap before starting my day.
September 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
My watch keeps telling me to stand up like I have fallen on the battlefield of life and he's my buddy refusing to let me just give up and see if I can get in one more quick nap before starting my day.
Taking a grumpy bumpy like I’m the king of sad inferences.
September 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Taking a grumpy bumpy like I’m the king of sad inferences.
Porn bots should learn about sarcasm.
September 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Porn bots should learn about sarcasm.
I could use a good sex cult right about now.
September 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I could use a good sex cult right about now.
Is this 100% made up? Was it written by Grok, by chance?
September 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Is this 100% made up? Was it written by Grok, by chance?
I'm sure you get this kind of thing all the time, but if you're ever near northwest GA/Atlanta, look out for the Big Red Lumberjack. My son. :)
September 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I'm sure you get this kind of thing all the time, but if you're ever near northwest GA/Atlanta, look out for the Big Red Lumberjack. My son. :)
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More than 300k Black women being pushed out of the labor market while white men gained 365k more jobs is what we mean when we refer to racism as systemic.
September 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
More than 300k Black women being pushed out of the labor market while white men gained 365k more jobs is what we mean when we refer to racism as systemic.
There is so much wonder and beauty in the world. Thanks for sharing.
September 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
There is so much wonder and beauty in the world. Thanks for sharing.
It’s today. Can you believe it? Today is the day, and here we all are.
September 5, 2025 at 11:46 AM
It’s today. Can you believe it? Today is the day, and here we all are.
Remember to give yourself time to find and appreciate the beauty in this world. It should be easy to find and easy to recognize. If it isn't, practice. Set aside time and allow your soul to drink from this overflowing cup.
September 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Remember to give yourself time to find and appreciate the beauty in this world. It should be easy to find and easy to recognize. If it isn't, practice. Set aside time and allow your soul to drink from this overflowing cup.