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Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence
Not now kitten, daddy’s listening to bryan ferry
January 26, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Not now kitten, daddy’s listening to bryan ferry
Team SJP or team Kim Cattrall? In my early 20s I was mostly hanging out with guys ~10 sometimes 15 years older than me and while it was a fun period in my life, realistically how much does a grown man have in common with a 20 year old woman where no romance or sexual relations are involved
January 26, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Team SJP or team Kim Cattrall? In my early 20s I was mostly hanging out with guys ~10 sometimes 15 years older than me and while it was a fun period in my life, realistically how much does a grown man have in common with a 20 year old woman where no romance or sexual relations are involved
The guy wearing boots and moaning super loudly on the lat machine on my first day at the new gym hasn’t been seen again. Good. I prefer quiet, controlled whimpering.
January 23, 2026 at 9:36 PM
The guy wearing boots and moaning super loudly on the lat machine on my first day at the new gym hasn’t been seen again. Good. I prefer quiet, controlled whimpering.
Grew up with a short chunky neck. Poor posture had a lot to do with it, matched my silence and low confidence well. Gym fixed it though. Now it‘s long and graceful; I’m like a swan. Likely gained an extra cm or two in height. Daddy long neck.
January 23, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Grew up with a short chunky neck. Poor posture had a lot to do with it, matched my silence and low confidence well. Gym fixed it though. Now it‘s long and graceful; I’m like a swan. Likely gained an extra cm or two in height. Daddy long neck.
Just spent 2 hours planning and visualising how I’m going to organise my backpack. This is very important. I don’t even have the backpack yet
January 18, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Just spent 2 hours planning and visualising how I’m going to organise my backpack. This is very important. I don’t even have the backpack yet
I have been reading a lot of lydia davis recently and her writing sounds a lot like the blind lady who’s a triple virgo and wouldn’t want shit in her clothing
January 15, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I have been reading a lot of lydia davis recently and her writing sounds a lot like the blind lady who’s a triple virgo and wouldn’t want shit in her clothing
There’s a pattern
January 2, 2026 at 9:29 PM
There’s a pattern
Brought 1L of chicken broth to a byob event
January 2, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Brought 1L of chicken broth to a byob event
Purchased a book on vinted about memory and grief and it came in a box fully laminated in layers of tape, which was was a struggle to rip off, only to be wrapped in two more plastic bags inside. I thought that was brilliant
December 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Purchased a book on vinted about memory and grief and it came in a box fully laminated in layers of tape, which was was a struggle to rip off, only to be wrapped in two more plastic bags inside. I thought that was brilliant
Period tracker dropped a yearly wrap of my cycle with this gem at the end. What the hell sure
December 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Period tracker dropped a yearly wrap of my cycle with this gem at the end. What the hell sure
careful your sense of identity built solely on external validation is showing
December 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
careful your sense of identity built solely on external validation is showing
23 year old in my dms
cougar
cougar
December 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
23 year old in my dms
cougar
cougar
Me and Jon are the only cool people on this stupid website
December 17, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Me and Jon are the only cool people on this stupid website
Daily antihistamines and 30mg cbd is my lazy girl lexapro
December 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Daily antihistamines and 30mg cbd is my lazy girl lexapro
Mum's got a face lift and now it's her entire personality
December 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Mum's got a face lift and now it's her entire personality
Bring back landline and telephone books
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Bring back landline and telephone books
Relieved to find out men still yearn like that
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Relieved to find out men still yearn like that
Was annoying the cat a bit for entertainment purposes. She then went on and vomited on my shoes
November 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Was annoying the cat a bit for entertainment purposes. She then went on and vomited on my shoes
Post meeting debrief
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Post meeting debrief
Looked at the excessive fireworks and said “it’s the guy fieri night tonight isn’t it”. Wasn’t even making a joke - it was a genuine slip. My friends didn’t pick up on it. They’ve never been to flavortown.
November 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Looked at the excessive fireworks and said “it’s the guy fieri night tonight isn’t it”. Wasn’t even making a joke - it was a genuine slip. My friends didn’t pick up on it. They’ve never been to flavortown.
Floor tonight
November 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Floor tonight
Videos of wes glouchkov circulating in the girls group chat again
October 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Videos of wes glouchkov circulating in the girls group chat again
Arguing with a guy on hinge that aphex twin is fucking shit
October 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Arguing with a guy on hinge that aphex twin is fucking shit
Why is instagram correcting my messages, I want people to know i cant spell
October 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Why is instagram correcting my messages, I want people to know i cant spell