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Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence
Smiling, watching a reel of a shirtless dude, meat all over. Men are so hot I wish they were also good people
January 8, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Smiling, watching a reel of a shirtless dude, meat all over. Men are so hot I wish they were also good people
Back to the gym after 5 months, wore a white sports bra
i hope everyone enjoyed seeing my nipples
i hope everyone enjoyed seeing my nipples
January 6, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Back to the gym after 5 months, wore a white sports bra
i hope everyone enjoyed seeing my nipples
i hope everyone enjoyed seeing my nipples
There’s a pattern
January 2, 2026 at 9:29 PM
There’s a pattern
Brought 1L of chicken broth to a byob event
January 2, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Brought 1L of chicken broth to a byob event
Purchased a book on vinted about memory and grief and it came in a box fully laminated in layers of tape, which was was a struggle to rip off, only to be wrapped in two more plastic bags inside. I thought that was brilliant
December 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Purchased a book on vinted about memory and grief and it came in a box fully laminated in layers of tape, which was was a struggle to rip off, only to be wrapped in two more plastic bags inside. I thought that was brilliant
Period tracker dropped a yearly wrap of my cycle with this gem at the end. What the hell sure
December 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Period tracker dropped a yearly wrap of my cycle with this gem at the end. What the hell sure
Gave myself what I thought was a perfect combination of gentle yet firm face massage yesterday. Looking like a domestic violence victim today
December 22, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Gave myself what I thought was a perfect combination of gentle yet firm face massage yesterday. Looking like a domestic violence victim today
Santal 33 stinks. Either that, or men who love it do. Always silently aggressive as well. Violence has a scent
December 19, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Santal 33 stinks. Either that, or men who love it do. Always silently aggressive as well. Violence has a scent
careful your sense of identity built solely on external validation is showing
December 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
careful your sense of identity built solely on external validation is showing
23 year old in my dms
cougar
cougar
December 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
23 year old in my dms
cougar
cougar
Me and Jon are the only cool people on this stupid website
December 17, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Me and Jon are the only cool people on this stupid website
Daily antihistamines and 30mg cbd is my lazy girl lexapro
December 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Daily antihistamines and 30mg cbd is my lazy girl lexapro
Mum's got a face lift and now it's her entire personality
December 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Mum's got a face lift and now it's her entire personality
Bring back landline and telephone books
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Bring back landline and telephone books
Relieved to find out men still yearn like that
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Relieved to find out men still yearn like that
Was annoying the cat a bit for entertainment purposes. She then went on and vomited on my shoes
November 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Was annoying the cat a bit for entertainment purposes. She then went on and vomited on my shoes
Fucking love horseradish
November 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Fucking love horseradish
Post meeting debrief
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Post meeting debrief
Looked at the excessive fireworks and said “it’s the guy fieri night tonight isn’t it”. Wasn’t even making a joke - it was a genuine slip. My friends didn’t pick up on it. They’ve never been to flavortown.
November 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Looked at the excessive fireworks and said “it’s the guy fieri night tonight isn’t it”. Wasn’t even making a joke - it was a genuine slip. My friends didn’t pick up on it. They’ve never been to flavortown.
Floor tonight
November 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Floor tonight
Videos of wes glouchkov circulating in the girls group chat again
October 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Videos of wes glouchkov circulating in the girls group chat again
Not yet succeeded at convincing my sister to give my nephew a mullet haircut. Might need to have a child of my own soon to prove a point
October 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Not yet succeeded at convincing my sister to give my nephew a mullet haircut. Might need to have a child of my own soon to prove a point
Arguing with a guy on hinge that aphex twin is fucking shit
October 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Arguing with a guy on hinge that aphex twin is fucking shit
Why is instagram correcting my messages, I want people to know i cant spell
October 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Why is instagram correcting my messages, I want people to know i cant spell