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webofecstasy.bsky.social
( The thought of that made Rip chuckle. It sounded ridiculous. )
I'm not gonna buy them if they don't fit. Now shoo!
( Rip waved his hand in a sweeping motion then got back to browsing. )
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Don't knock it 'til you try it. You might just like it.
( In Rip's opinion, Mark had the fundamentals to be popular. He wasn't bad looking and with some skincare he could be real handsome. The accent was the cherry on top. )
Don't tell me you like me for my personality.>
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I was thinking that my bed is big enough for the both of us, but if you prefer sleeping on the floor I won't stop you.
( Smiling to himself, Rip grabbed himself a cup of spiked punch and took a sip. )
So does that mean I'll see you at my parties more often?
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// 40s CEO AU Rip vibes
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His hand flattened against the length of the object, palm rubbing against it while Rip's other hand automatically wrapped around Mark's cock. )
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( Hesitantly, he outstretched his hands and let his fingertips make the smallest contact with the glowing surface. Rip gasped. The feeling that was radiating through his entire body was intoxicating.>
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( A pang of jealousy crept through his body after hearing Mark's vague but clear enough description, Rip finally punched the release button on the door's lock and marched inside towards Mark and the rock. )
You don't look like you're bluffing. . .
>
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Complicated people are interesting, don't you think?
( He gave Mark the pants too. )
I don't know what to think yet. I need to see them on you. Go and change, I'll keep looking.
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That can happen to you too after we're done here. I'll make sure of it, don't you worry.
( Redirecting his attention to a wide selection of pants next, after some browsing Rip picked out a piece that matched the craziness of the shirt. )>
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He did dress sharp. Made the girls like him an awful lot. A whole lot more than me and the rest of our friends.

(Second hand stores were where it was at as far as Mark was concerned. Cheaper things and less security. It was always easier to pull something over on a mom and pop shop than an actual—
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That Simon fella had the right idea. I can't say anything good about the way he executed those ideas, though.
( Rip had never been to a second hand store in his entire life and had no plans of ever visiting one. Why would he when he had all this money he could spend on brand new stuff? ) >
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I do. I really do.
( Rip exhaled a defeated sigh that ended in a smile. )
Great! I'll even let you pick a room.
( Why was the prospect of Mark staying over made him feel so giddy all of a sudden? Rip would blame that second line for the dopamine rush. )
So what do you think of the party?
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He grabbed himself through his pants and squeezed, rubbing his thumb against the outline. )
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( If there was a time to go against the Captain's orders, this would've been the logical time to do that. To Rip's surprise and relief, Mark had obliged without talking back this time.
Eagerly watching Mark pleasuring himself the way Rip had told him to made Rip feel hotter than he already was.>
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Do you miss him?
( Browsing a row of different style shirts, Rip finally picked out one with multiple colored triangles and held it up to Mark. )
How about this one?
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That Simon fella had the right idea. I can't say anything good about the way he executed those ideas, though.
( Rip had never been to a second hand store in his entire life and had no plans of ever visiting one. Why would he when he had all this money he could spend on brand new stuff? ) >
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You sound like my friend, Simon. Always sayin’ things about how the suit makes the man and all that shit. I’ve never gotten it. Never understood it. Maybe that’s why I haven’t gotten that far in life. Who knows?

(Mark paused his speaking, not entirely sure what he was trying to say. Maybe he—
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( Arm resting around Mark's shoulders, Rip guided him inside. )
You're missing the point, Mark. This is an investment. A time investment and an investment for all your future interactions with someone.>
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I-
( Rip chuckled which came out a little awkward. )
I wasn't looking for any proof, okay? I was just making conversation.
( Maybe he was a little bit more than curious about what a guy like Mark thought of him. )
I don't know yet. I'll let you know in the morning after breakfast.
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( Feeling the hot flush of arousal crashing into him like a wave again, Rip swallowed hard and began absentmindedly undoing the top buttons of his shirt. )
Take off your pants and rub your cock against the rock. I'll be here watching you in case something dangerous happens.
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( Seeing Mark struggling to get out that nerdy analysis of his was arousing enough for Rip to bite into his bottom lip as he listened. Or tried to. )
I know exactly what you should do.>
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This is an investment for your own future and you have to do this if you want to succeed.
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Do you think I really enjoy spending hours looking at rows of designer clothes just to end up picking one because the rest of them don't align with who I am as a person? Fuck no. I'd rather rent a prostitute and snort a few lines off of her tits.>
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( Arm resting around Mark's shoulders, Rip guided him inside. )
You're missing the point, Mark. This is an investment. A time investment and an investment for all your future interactions with someone.>
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Three stores?

(Mark knew he said that way too loudly, but that sounded like a nearly unbelievable amount of shopping to him.)

And you like to do this?? Because you think it’s fun?
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Let me introduce you then.
( Rip parked the car then hopped out enthusiastically. He pocketed his keys and headed for the front door. )
Move it, sweetheart. We've got three more stores to get to before sunset.
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( He wanted to say something more vulgar than company, but for some reason he'd decided against it. )
How about this. . .You come work for me and I'll let you stay at my penthouse and you can run a marathon in your mouse wheel.
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Nobody new had been really in it for Rip's good looks or charming personality and Rip had never expected anything else from his customers. Maybe Mark just wanted to flatter him with that answer. )
I think you're funny and a decent company.>
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( Not rushing Mark for an answer, Rip had decided to eat another mozzarella bite while Mark was gathering his thoughts. )
Oh so it's surely not because of the free samples I promised you?
( There was more disbelief than malice in that question.>
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( He paused, trying to collect more of his thoughts. It was difficult to focus on anything. )
How are you feeling right now? Do you want to come back outside?
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I had no idea it could do that!
( Face equally as flushed, it was impossible for Rip to pretend to be professional anymore. )
I felt this sudden rush of dopamine when you touched the rock. Your theory about it being a sex toy is starting to make sense.>