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Electro-Harmonix just sent out this email
this company makes guitar pedals. their most famous one is called Big Muff
this company makes guitar pedals. their most famous one is called Big Muff
December 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Electro-Harmonix just sent out this email
this company makes guitar pedals. their most famous one is called Big Muff
this company makes guitar pedals. their most famous one is called Big Muff
Just ran down two teenagers out on the famous "cousin walk". Maybe if they weren't high they would've heard me careening around the bend.
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Just ran down two teenagers out on the famous "cousin walk". Maybe if they weren't high they would've heard me careening around the bend.
The Dalai Lama has killed himself.
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The Dalai Lama has killed himself.
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@websitehomepage.bsky.social and @dril.bsky.social on the pod today, discussing walgreens, nuff' said
November 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
@websitehomepage.bsky.social and @dril.bsky.social on the pod today, discussing walgreens, nuff' said
There are birders who quietly snap photos of rare birds. And there are birders like me, who kill as many birds as possible without ever learning their names
October 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
There are birders who quietly snap photos of rare birds. And there are birders like me, who kill as many birds as possible without ever learning their names
Hitler was 27 when he killed himself
October 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Hitler was 27 when he killed himself
Cows are better at breast milk than human women. It makes one wonder what else they. can do....
September 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Cows are better at breast milk than human women. It makes one wonder what else they. can do....
Those whom I pass on the trail are known as Trailures. They are likely to hurt themselves and ought stay home reading about trails, not hiking them
Those whom pass me are known as Trailhards. They've sacrificed their humanity to hike marginally better than me. One must imagine them miserable
Those whom pass me are known as Trailhards. They've sacrificed their humanity to hike marginally better than me. One must imagine them miserable
August 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Those whom I pass on the trail are known as Trailures. They are likely to hurt themselves and ought stay home reading about trails, not hiking them
Those whom pass me are known as Trailhards. They've sacrificed their humanity to hike marginally better than me. One must imagine them miserable
Those whom pass me are known as Trailhards. They've sacrificed their humanity to hike marginally better than me. One must imagine them miserable
I endorse everyone annoying the guy who runs the onion on our behalf even though it probably won't do anything
Hire @dril.bsky.social and @websitehomepage.bsky.social to run this.
August 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I endorse everyone annoying the guy who runs the onion on our behalf even though it probably won't do anything
My presidents to assassnate top 5
August 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
My presidents to assassnate top 5
I have created a new political ideology called Dark Evilism. Please support my new idea
August 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I have created a new political ideology called Dark Evilism. Please support my new idea
Forgot the word neurodivergent and called myself a "mental minority" at my probation hearing
June 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Forgot the word neurodivergent and called myself a "mental minority" at my probation hearing
In the first ep of The Office reboot, Dwight becomes addicted to gooning and posts an incel manifesto before using a 3D printed gun to kill a mukbang streamer. The second episode is about pam
June 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
In the first ep of The Office reboot, Dwight becomes addicted to gooning and posts an incel manifesto before using a 3D printed gun to kill a mukbang streamer. The second episode is about pam
"Stop, please!"
"Quiet slut, your screams only make me fuck harder."
"Ahh!"
Typical exchange from a heated roleplay sesh for these lovebirds. Not to worry, they have a safeword. Something that makes them laugh. The name of a ridiculed coworker.
"Quiet slut, your screams only make me fuck harder."
"Ahh!"
Typical exchange from a heated roleplay sesh for these lovebirds. Not to worry, they have a safeword. Something that makes them laugh. The name of a ridiculed coworker.
June 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
"Stop, please!"
"Quiet slut, your screams only make me fuck harder."
"Ahh!"
Typical exchange from a heated roleplay sesh for these lovebirds. Not to worry, they have a safeword. Something that makes them laugh. The name of a ridiculed coworker.
"Quiet slut, your screams only make me fuck harder."
"Ahh!"
Typical exchange from a heated roleplay sesh for these lovebirds. Not to worry, they have a safeword. Something that makes them laugh. The name of a ridiculed coworker.
Jim, an office worker, introduced his work wife to the concept of "Consensual Non-Consent".
June 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Jim, an office worker, introduced his work wife to the concept of "Consensual Non-Consent".
Saw a guy get executed on the subway and nearly dropped my chopped cheese sandwich.
June 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Saw a guy get executed on the subway and nearly dropped my chopped cheese sandwich.
James Bond may have ended his own life but we can still remember the good times. The adventures, the missions etc.
June 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
James Bond may have ended his own life but we can still remember the good times. The adventures, the missions etc.
James Bond defeated an evil terrorist. But then he did something interesting. He went back to his hotel room in Peru and shot himself in the face. He was experiencing severe depression.
June 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
James Bond defeated an evil terrorist. But then he did something interesting. He went back to his hotel room in Peru and shot himself in the face. He was experiencing severe depression.
James Bond had sex with a gorgeous female spy from an enemy country. Was it erotic? Yes, they both orgasmed repeatedly. But James never experienced true love. And that’s why he ended his life.
June 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
James Bond had sex with a gorgeous female spy from an enemy country. Was it erotic? Yes, they both orgasmed repeatedly. But James never experienced true love. And that’s why he ended his life.
James Bond died without any children or close friends. He will only be remembered through his many adventures and heroic deeds. An empty life.
June 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
James Bond died without any children or close friends. He will only be remembered through his many adventures and heroic deeds. An empty life.
James Bond has killed himself in a hotel room in Peru. A lifetime of pointless adventures and one night stands had left him a deeply unfulfilled person.
June 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
James Bond has killed himself in a hotel room in Peru. A lifetime of pointless adventures and one night stands had left him a deeply unfulfilled person.