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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · 13h

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There are birders who quietly snap photos of rare birds. And there are birders like me, who kill as many birds as possible without ever learning their names

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · 6d

Flowers for Algernon is a story about what happens when you give a mouse flowers

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · 7d

Hitler was 27 when he killed himself

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · 10d

So I should resign from my breezy social media job that pays me $275,000 + bonus + benefits? Nah.

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · 13d

some of my rich followers should give tara money

Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 13d

good news: I don’t have cervical cancer! bad news: I wrote a short film about it. and to make things even worse, I launched a crowdfunding campaign to try and make it a real short film. GIRLIE is live at girlieshort.com. “check it out”????

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · 16d

None of the libs at the "No Kings" protest were there to support Lord Protector Oliver Cromwell. also saw a lot of Irish :\

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · 17d

In the year after Christ's death a straggler in the desert was delivered salvation via religious epiphany, a vision which appeared in his mind as a 2025 YouTube lifehack compilation.

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · 18d

There should be a corporate version of ASVAB I can ace without studying and instantly be made junior executive of child poisoning at Monsanto

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · 18d

a podcast is just your own personal radio show. basically anyone can do it and anyone can listen. it democratizes the medium.

it can be mildly interesting to hear the voices of people you have seen post

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · 18d

new episode of a podcast called "Chamber Of Reason"

the guest is molly lambert who is a writer and podcaster

patreon.com/chamberofreason well it's free

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · Sep 26

Cows are better at breast milk than human women. It makes one wonder what else they. can do....

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · Sep 25

we're always coming back

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · Sep 25

blake also did the art. it is beautiful and rich with meaning

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · Sep 25

new episode of the podcast I do with geniuses

this one's guest is blake andrews of "horse race tests"

patreon.com/chamberofreason it's fucking free

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · Sep 17

(laughs) I do remember, yes!

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · Sep 16

Just learned from the news that a person was intentionally harmed the other day. As the sun warms me on this peaceful afternoon my thoughts are with victims everywhere.

One day we will eliminate violence.

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · Sep 15

the podcast I do with matthew goldin and pierce campion is up today. it's available at patreon.com/chamberofreason

of course we talk about the charlie kirk event.

but we also discuss other things. south park. dragon ball z. mega man. the clanker slur. blondes. it's a wide ranging discussion.

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · Sep 14

Just thought of a username so vivid and exciting that anyone who uses it is sure to enjoy viral success. As the name flashed in my mind's eye I became dizzy and vomited onto the carpet.

Here it is, the best username ever created:

Mr Weird Ass Mutha Fucka

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Lemonade1947🌲✨ @l3m.io · Sep 11

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · Sep 11

New video from me.

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