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Weird Spy Satellite Imagery. A speculative surveillance bot by @samplereality.bsky.social
Manifest #5181 from NROL-82 (TS/SCI)

1. Beautiful Fog
2. Viral Sanctuary
3. L'IL DeLoreans
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Manifest #40159 from SBIRS GEO-5 (Q CLEARANCE)

1. Ectoplasmic Den of Hyperobjects
2. Unknown Moose Cartel
3. Abattoir of Crimson Noise
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Dispatch #435 from SBIRS GEO-5 (Q CLEARANCE)

1. Alien Diadems
2. Parade of Cybertruck Bonesaws
3. Molten Supply Chain
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 AM
IMINT #9696 from █████ ███████ ██ (Q CLEARANCE)

1. Vault of Wormholes
2. Fastness of Epstein Files
3. Pit of Ants
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Dispatch #5820 from RASR-2 (ACCM)

1. Bodily Remains Palisade
2. Mausoleum of Squids
3. Moat of Webkinz
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Transmission #439 from GPS III-SV05 (ACCM)

1. Grotto of Plastic
2. Cuckoo Clock Server Farm
3. Hollow Noise
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
IMINT #045 from Topaz 3 (USAP)

1. Lost Plastic
2. Field of Oneiric Peanuts
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Transmission #991 from NROL-82 (CLASSIFIED)

1. Mausoleum of Nature
2. Norse Circuses
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
MASINT #0002 from RASR-2 (USAP)

1. Great Darkness
2. Alien Comet Terminal
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
SIGINT #95258 from NROL-111 (TS/SCI)

1. Tunisian Salmon
2. Staircase of Assassins
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Manifest #81340 from SBIRS GEO-5 (L CLEARANCE)

1. Apocryphal Sickos Area
2. Legendary Energy
3. Secret Swarms of Karma
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Transmission #90388 from NROL-82 (EXPERIMENTAL)

1. Apocryphal Infernos
2. Burrow of Shrouded Tarots
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Manifest #2850 from █████ ███████ ██ (UNCLASSIFIED)

1. Sumerian Torches
2. Evil Data
3. Wall of Ligma
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Transmission #725 from GPS III-SV05 (ACCM)

1. Campus of Kaleidoscopes
2. Infernal Presence Park
3. Shadow Fountain
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Manifest #903 from GPS III-SV05 (UNCLASSIFIED)

1. Liminal Dreams
2. Copper Salmon
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
MASINT #7788 from NROL-129 (EXPERIMENTAL)

1. Parisian Manifesto Quay
2. Hopeless Citadel of Phonographs
3. Tower of Pelotons
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Transmission #4413 from NROL-129 (EXPERIMENTAL)

1. L'IL Monolith
2. Valley of Inscrutable Plastic
3. Crumbling Comets
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Dispatch #924 from NROL-82 (USAP)

1. Retrograde Wrecks
2. Coven of Cringe Stardust
3. Happy Molasses
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Manifest #7126 from NROL-129 (UNCLASSIFIED)

1. Staircase of Bouquets
2. Magic Desert
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Update #958 from Zuma (CONFIDENTIAL)

1. Mithril Hospice
2. Vintage Emperor Tent
3. Shadowy Nature
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Update #395 from NROL-111 (EXPERIMENTAL)

1. Epic Love Song Office
2. Shattered Pain Cartel
3. Neverending Snowmen
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM
MASINT #50609 from RASR-2 (EXPERIMENTAL)

1. Secret Mangos
2. Darkness Observatory
3. Secret Relic Cartel
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Update #07885 from GPS III-SV05 (USAP)

1. Cottage of Norse Facts
2. Boundless Dancers
3. Obscure Tugboats
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Transmission #220 from NROL-111 (ACCM)

1. Ogygian Light
2. Den of Fanatic Code
3. Tower of Ice
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Manifest #0817 from Topaz 3 (EXPERIMENTAL)

1. Mausoleum of Possums
2. Unmanned Hallelujah Covers
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM