Wendy Qualls
@wendyqualls.bsky.social
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Geek, mom, queer romance writer. Also got called a smut wizard once. Find me at on Amazon or other retailers as Wendy Qualls, and on AO3 as wendymarlowe. she/her
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The Oatmeal has a take on the whole AI art thing that I really appreciate. I particularly like the point about art being emotional nutrition and AI art being like eating styrofoam - it’s there, it holds its shape, but it doesn’t fulfill its purpose. Comic here: theoatmeal.com/comics/ai_art
A cartoonist's review of AI art - The Oatmeal
This is a comic about AI art.
theoatmeal.com
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Not gonna find one for the price of a burger, that’s for sure
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Yeah, offering to help someone find a church is part of the expected “welcome to town!” speech here. Sometimes it’s genuine “I will try to hook you up with one in your denomination” and sometimes it’s just collecting people like pokémon at their own church. It’s definitely a culture shock to some!
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Day 7: sexy dynamite! This one is at least logical thematically (in the hot = sexy sense) but looks hella uncomfortable and also I think she is way too close to those flames to be wearing that much plastic…
smiling model wearing a bright red plasticky-looking leotard with “TNT” written down the front. She is cheerfully posing in front of a photoshopped explosion.
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not to brag or anything, but I’ve got my three-week-old nephew asleep on my chest and he’s making the cutest little squeaking noises
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Day 6: sexy Muppets! A for effort, C- for practicality, F for taste.
sexy Oscar the Grouch costume with giant eyes on her boobs and a trash can purse sexy Elmo, who should never be sexy
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My teen has informed me that the hard “r” is the derogatory slang term and “clanka” is the one people get even madder at you for using because you’re not allowed; you’re not a robot
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Day 5: sexy… frog? Is there a word for “like furries, but amphibians, but still furry for some reason”?
Photo of a model in a “frog” costume with fuzzy green knee-high gaiters, a fuzzy leotard-type thing, and a hoodie-style frog face hat with long green tassels on it for some reason
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Sounds like an excellent weekend :-D
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Found Blushing Books, a romance-only mobile bookstore, at the Madison Street Festival. I love this so much :-) www.blushingbookshsv.com
two smiling women under a pink parasol in front of a pink bus that sells romance novels inside
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This is AMAZING and everyone should read it!
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My parents were okay with it once we were living together but not until then. That seems like a reasonable “are they a true long-term social unit now?” marker, to me.
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Yeah, my parents relented on the “no sharing a bed under our roof” rule when we moved in together, three years in. Sounded reasonable to me.
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I admire the FBI agent who declined to perp-walk James Comey. However, I can’t sit by while anyone portrays that as the law enforcement norm before Trump. In fact law enforcement, state and federal, routinely does gratuitous perp walks.
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Would like this for people I don’t block, too - a “how the hell do I know this person?” field would be awesome!
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Absolutely INSANE use of passive voice in this CNN piece

just incredible

@katmabu.bsky.social “landed on the ground” during the protest???
At least one other person, who identified herself on social media as Kat Abughazaleh, a former journalist also running for Congress, landed on the ground during that same protest after she was pushed by a federal law enforcement agent in a camouflage uniform wearing a full face covering, sunglasses and a helmet, video by CNN affiliate WBBM showed.
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okay, now I’m giggling about it too :-D
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oh my GOD this made me shudder and then laugh so hard
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Speaking in my unofficial role as the most official looking Taco Bell account here, everyone quit because work sucks and they don't pay enough
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Hey @tacobellquarterly.org @tacobell.bsky.social Why do the hours for your store in Ossining, NY say you are open until 5am, but at 4:25am, the store is closed?? I drove 20 minutes to get here. What the hell??!!
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Day 4: sexy watermelon! I actually kind of like this one as a dress, less so as an object of lust. Too bad it’s probably made with cheap, scratchy fabric.
A front and back pose of a sultry blonde model wearing a short dress that’s all pink with black watermelon seed dots on it. The hem is two shades of green to look like a watermelon rind. The dress has a giant “bite” mark out of one side, exposing the model’s hip up to the bottom of her ribcage.