Sometimes, when I'm feeling down about the state of the world, I put on Inglorious Bastards and imagine that there are people out there today as dedicated to killing nazis as Lt. Aldo Raine was in the movie.

Okay okay okay. I know, I KNOW it's horrible that tech billionaires are in charge of the country now, but I am WHEEZING

#Zuckerberg #lizardperson #heshithimselfforsure

If only something had happened recently to indicate people are unhappy with the same old same old, and that we want young extremely progressive individuals in charge instead. Alas.

I got a root canal today and they gave me this sticker. I might wear this sweatshirt for a few days now.

#dentist #rootcanal #dental

Day after Thanksgiving, I caught a cold. As the cold cleared up, I developed an ear infection. As I'm finishing up the antibiotics for that, I developed a tooth abcess.

One cold has launched 3 weeks of suffering and im over it 😭

#happyholidays #whyme #thisiscruel

I’ve been sober over a year now and i’ve discovered that eating a fucked up meal at 4 AM is just a genuine interest of mine

Thanks, I hate it.

Didn't Trump say he could shoot someone on 6th and people would still love him?

I found our suspect for who shot that insurance ghoul.

#UnitedHealthcare #InsuranceGhoul #getwrecked
#32feloniesmakeit33

Thoughts and prayers, but I think being a sadistic ass is a pre-existing condition

I gotta be forreal, when the president elect got to run for president to escape punishment for 32 felonies, I don't really give a shit that biden pardoned his son.

I know I probably should, but I feel like we have bigger problems.

I never understood Twitter, but im willing to use BlueSky because I think Elon will hate not being the most popular boy somewhere, and that's funny.

Now, it's been a minute since I've been skiing, or since I've seen someone hit the slopes Irl, but come on Jr. Be more subtle.