Feel like I have made a glaring error in choosing to go to Manchester and Leeds for my birthday weekend rather than somewhere warm (eg Lisbon like I did two years ago, strolling around with no coat on)
February 5, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Feel like I have made a glaring error in choosing to go to Manchester and Leeds for my birthday weekend rather than somewhere warm (eg Lisbon like I did two years ago, strolling around with no coat on)
6 year old in bed, sat on sofa about to tuck into birthday cake only for 14 year old to bound in with some fanciful tale about how his skateboard ended up being left in the park so now he’s gone with his dad armed with a torch to try and find it.
February 4, 2026 at 7:36 PM
6 year old in bed, sat on sofa about to tuck into birthday cake only for 14 year old to bound in with some fanciful tale about how his skateboard ended up being left in the park so now he’s gone with his dad armed with a torch to try and find it.
Made my birthday cake (having my birthday today instead of Weds as I have a hospital appt then). I was tired and fucked it up. “Rescued” with sprinkles. It’s chocolate sponge with chocolate ganache and dulce de leche buttercream.
February 1, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Made my birthday cake (having my birthday today instead of Weds as I have a hospital appt then). I was tired and fucked it up. “Rescued” with sprinkles. It’s chocolate sponge with chocolate ganache and dulce de leche buttercream.
My hairdresser has a private salon at our friend’s tattoo studio, which means, as just happened, I walk out from having my hair done to be told it looks stunning by someone lying down with no trousers on, having their thigh tattooed.
January 31, 2026 at 4:19 PM
My hairdresser has a private salon at our friend’s tattoo studio, which means, as just happened, I walk out from having my hair done to be told it looks stunning by someone lying down with no trousers on, having their thigh tattooed.
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Stephen and Rachel during most of the roundtable #TheTraitors
January 21, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Stephen and Rachel during most of the roundtable #TheTraitors
As you can see, I couldn’t be arsed to go outside to see it, I simply opened my bedroom window
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 PM
As you can see, I couldn’t be arsed to go outside to see it, I simply opened my bedroom window
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One of my oldest friends has gone missing in Thailand.
Sharing this on all platforms and would appreciate any reposts
Sharing this on all platforms and would appreciate any reposts
January 18, 2026 at 1:59 PM
One of my oldest friends has gone missing in Thailand.
Sharing this on all platforms and would appreciate any reposts
Sharing this on all platforms and would appreciate any reposts
In exciting personal news, a man has opened a micro bakery in his garage a mere 10 min drive away and we got still warm baguettes, sourdough, almond croissant and cinnamon buns (V exciting as there is absolutely nowhere to buy nice baked things near here)
January 17, 2026 at 12:54 PM
In exciting personal news, a man has opened a micro bakery in his garage a mere 10 min drive away and we got still warm baguettes, sourdough, almond croissant and cinnamon buns (V exciting as there is absolutely nowhere to buy nice baked things near here)
OH FUCK OFF did you know there was a connection between Ross and Ellie
January 16, 2026 at 8:46 PM
OH FUCK OFF did you know there was a connection between Ross and Ellie
I tell you now, Sean Dyche would love a night out in Wrecsam.
January 9, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I tell you now, Sean Dyche would love a night out in Wrecsam.
Oh no the only painkillers in my bag are co-codamol 😎
January 7, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Oh no the only painkillers in my bag are co-codamol 😎
Booked my birthday off work for lying down eating cake only to be given my long awaited ENT appointment on that very day. Will I get a birthday gift of being told my vocal cord damage is permanent?
January 6, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Booked my birthday off work for lying down eating cake only to be given my long awaited ENT appointment on that very day. Will I get a birthday gift of being told my vocal cord damage is permanent?
I LEFT DECLAN SODDING RICE ON MY BASTARD FPL BENCH BECAUSE IT SAID HE WAS STILL INJURED FFS
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I LEFT DECLAN SODDING RICE ON MY BASTARD FPL BENCH BECAUSE IT SAID HE WAS STILL INJURED FFS
Hugo can fuck off with his big Tory head #thetraitors
January 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Hugo can fuck off with his big Tory head #thetraitors
Went from “oh I love the Christmas Tree, I’ll keep it up for a few more days” to chucking it into the garden in a very short space of time.
January 2, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Went from “oh I love the Christmas Tree, I’ll keep it up for a few more days” to chucking it into the garden in a very short space of time.
A triumph of leftovers (Christmas ham made into a pie, leftover cauliflower cheese and red cabbage from Christmas Day that I froze)
January 1, 2026 at 6:01 PM
A triumph of leftovers (Christmas ham made into a pie, leftover cauliflower cheese and red cabbage from Christmas Day that I froze)
GEORGE MICHAEL SAYS HAPPY NEW YEAR
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
GEORGE MICHAEL SAYS HAPPY NEW YEAR
I have made arrangements to leave the house today and I’m livid with myself
December 27, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I have made arrangements to leave the house today and I’m livid with myself
I got a new knife set for Christmas and have cut myself everytime I’ve used one because I’ve been using incredibly blunt knives for years
December 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I got a new knife set for Christmas and have cut myself everytime I’ve used one because I’ve been using incredibly blunt knives for years
I made 2kg of roast potatoes for 2 adults, 1 teenager and a 6 year old.
December 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I made 2kg of roast potatoes for 2 adults, 1 teenager and a 6 year old.
Preparing for going to do the Big Christmas Shop tomorrow morning bu drinking Some Cans
December 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Preparing for going to do the Big Christmas Shop tomorrow morning bu drinking Some Cans