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Wet Luzinski
@wetluzinski.bsky.social
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Wet Luzinski is the poet laureate of http://thegoodphight.com, a blog about the Philadelphia Phillies. He also plays and coaches Ultimate.
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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · Nov 12
Here. Fully
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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 14h
Sometimes you’re the dog.
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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 14h
You should read some of his drivel, all full of life and celebration. No clue
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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 14h
Mathematically you have to marvel at the improbable ratio
Philadelphia losing three different sports by a 2:1 score ratio
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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 14h
If you want to understand how awful the Civil War was, remember that Whitman wrote that he thought baseball would repair our losses.
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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 15h
Time to rake leaves.🍂
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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 15h
Bullpens are fungible. Strahm and Banks are fine.
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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 15h
I don’t think he can ever come back as a Phillie.
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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 15h
Following teams with bad defense is a circle of the Inferno
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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 16h
Kerkering is gonna send Patullo flowers by midnight
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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 16h
Dombrowski better get on a plane to Tokyo
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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 16h
I can’t like this
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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 16h
O God yes
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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 16h
I am in it for the 47th
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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 17h
Castellanos up.
I am thinking about death and regret
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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 17h
I remember 1980 in Houston. Let’s go, Phillies
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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 17h
Lopes was out while we’re at it
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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 18h
Organist doing “Life of a Showgirl” 👌
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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 20h
Why are the Dodgers playing “Dazed and Confused?” Weird vibe
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schmenk-bsky @schmenk.bsky.social · 1d
With 2 HRs last night, Kyle Schwarber:

✅ passes Bernie Williams for 3rd most in postseason history (23)

✅ passes Bryce Harper for most in #Phillies postseason history (14)

✅ ties Ryan Howard with 58 total HRs in a season (regular + postseason)

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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 1d
The Phillies starting off game 3 with a bunt attempt y’know for a goof
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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 1d
Happy anniversary to the missus
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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 1d
How Russian nesting doll Pat Burrell started the evening

How it’s going
Russian nesting doll Pat Burrell needs three wins to be whole Russian nesting doll Pat Burrell needs two wins to be whole
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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 1d
/chanting/
Beat the traffic 👏👏, 👏👏👏
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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 1d
Too soon?