Wet Luzinski
@wetluzinski.bsky.social
Wet Luzinski is the poet laureate of http://thegoodphight.com, a blog about the Philadelphia Phillies. He also plays and coaches Ultimate.
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All that money for a fancy NFL coach and UNC still can’t beat Duke
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
All that money for a fancy NFL coach and UNC still can’t beat Duke
McCain being good again would make the Sixers’ backcourt A Good Thing.
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
McCain being good again would make the Sixers’ backcourt A Good Thing.
Flipping between UMass football and M*A*S*H* reruns and it’s not particularly close
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Flipping between UMass football and M*A*S*H* reruns and it’s not particularly close
This Union game giving off real Tampa Bay playoff vibes
November 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This Union game giving off real Tampa Bay playoff vibes
Shaping up to be a lovely Sunday night in Philadelphia
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Shaping up to be a lovely Sunday night in Philadelphia
Black Friday TV deals will replace a lot of shattered sets in Philadelphia
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Black Friday TV deals will replace a lot of shattered sets in Philadelphia
Goedert was right there
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Goedert was right there
Honestly if I’m the Cowboys I kick the FG
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Honestly if I’m the Cowboys I kick the FG
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When Frustration Threatens Desire, by Kerry James Marshall, 1990, 📸 by @drewhallowell
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
When Frustration Threatens Desire, by Kerry James Marshall, 1990, 📸 by @drewhallowell
Merrill’s voice is fine, but the eyesight is going
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Merrill’s voice is fine, but the eyesight is going
Almost nobody can stop Smith on an in route, so sure, let’s try different plays
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Almost nobody can stop Smith on an in route, so sure, let’s try different plays
Tom Rinaldi’s pocket kerchief does not match his tie and btw why do any sideline reporters need to dress up in suits in 2025?
November 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Tom Rinaldi’s pocket kerchief does not match his tie and btw why do any sideline reporters need to dress up in suits in 2025?
About this time every year I wonder who the creative mastermind was behind the live action Grinch, so that I might knee him ardently in the groin.
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
About this time every year I wonder who the creative mastermind was behind the live action Grinch, so that I might knee him ardently in the groin.
Lots of better ways to spit on a fella.
November 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Lots of better ways to spit on a fella.
Not allowed to call holding on Carter when the Eagles are up by 21 in the first half.
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Not allowed to call holding on Carter when the Eagles are up by 21 in the first half.
My understanding of the rule is that had the refs spotted that the punt had been tipped, the Cowboys would have won a Super Bowl in the 21st century.
November 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My understanding of the rule is that had the refs spotted that the punt had been tipped, the Cowboys would have won a Super Bowl in the 21st century.
I like the idea of getting Barkley out in space.
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I like the idea of getting Barkley out in space.
Somehow the Eagles couldn’t throw deep against the Lions. 🤔
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Somehow the Eagles couldn’t throw deep against the Lions. 🤔
Syracuse fans haven’t seen anything this ugly since RFK Jr.’s poetry.
November 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Syracuse fans haven’t seen anything this ugly since RFK Jr.’s poetry.
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::taps the sign::
70+ points out of the backcourt is sustainably entertaining basketball
October 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
::taps the sign::
AJ: get me the ball!
FANS: get AJ the ball!
EAGLES /get the ball to AJ/
FANS: ….
get the ball to Smitty!
FANS: get AJ the ball!
EAGLES /get the ball to AJ/
FANS: ….
get the ball to Smitty!
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
AJ: get me the ball!
FANS: get AJ the ball!
EAGLES /get the ball to AJ/
FANS: ….
get the ball to Smitty!
FANS: get AJ the ball!
EAGLES /get the ball to AJ/
FANS: ….
get the ball to Smitty!
I do so appreciate good defensive football
November 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I do so appreciate good defensive football
Top seed in the NFC is going to bench their top receiver: Welcome to Philadelphia
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Top seed in the NFC is going to bench their top receiver: Welcome to Philadelphia
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Maybe we're all in the final stage of Paul George's debut process and this is purgatory
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Maybe we're all in the final stage of Paul George's debut process and this is purgatory
Celtics Uniform Design Meeting:
“What if we just ignore our historical signature franchise color and wore a uniform that made us completely unrecognizable?”
“What if we just ignore our historical signature franchise color and wore a uniform that made us completely unrecognizable?”
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Celtics Uniform Design Meeting:
“What if we just ignore our historical signature franchise color and wore a uniform that made us completely unrecognizable?”
“What if we just ignore our historical signature franchise color and wore a uniform that made us completely unrecognizable?”