bitch-king of angmar (her)
@wetropolitan.bsky.social
🗽soprano/kitchen witch/kvetch artist
www.zenopera.com
🦠💉staying Covid-free for performers: https://pin.it/3xF3xe3YI
www.zenopera.com
🦠💉staying Covid-free for performers: https://pin.it/3xF3xe3YI
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It’s not Thanksgiving in our house until the pastrami eggrolls are fried 🙏🏽
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It’s not Thanksgiving in our house until the pastrami eggrolls are fried 🙏🏽
Reposted by bitch-king of angmar (her)
I cannot stop laughing at this
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I cannot stop laughing at this
Yall was SpongeBob inspired by Amadeus?
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Yall was SpongeBob inspired by Amadeus?
Weeeeping in ConEd has legit been outrageously fucking expensive 😵💫
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Weeeeping in ConEd has legit been outrageously fucking expensive 😵💫
Every time I work with dancers I am tempted to dress like them, and I have to force myself to remember that if I lumber around in mismatched athleisure and oversized sweats I will look like a clown
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Every time I work with dancers I am tempted to dress like them, and I have to force myself to remember that if I lumber around in mismatched athleisure and oversized sweats I will look like a clown
Dismissed from rehearsal half an hour early, called for rehearsal tomorrow morning half an hour late. A bitch is blessed and highly favored 🙏🏽
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Dismissed from rehearsal half an hour early, called for rehearsal tomorrow morning half an hour late. A bitch is blessed and highly favored 🙏🏽
I fucking love stocking up the pantry for fall and winter and holiday cooking/baking. Pantry nesting greatly pleases my inner squirrel 🐿️
November 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I fucking love stocking up the pantry for fall and winter and holiday cooking/baking. Pantry nesting greatly pleases my inner squirrel 🐿️
Shower buddy 💕
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Shower buddy 💕
Martha Stewart has her own Samsung TV channel, and I just watched her top a baked potato with a heaping pile of caviar 😹
November 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Martha Stewart has her own Samsung TV channel, and I just watched her top a baked potato with a heaping pile of caviar 😹
It’s Friday night. Rehearsal let out early for the first time. I have a Costco box of cheezits open in front of the TV. I am about to rot like I have never rotted in my life 🧀
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It’s Friday night. Rehearsal let out early for the first time. I have a Costco box of cheezits open in front of the TV. I am about to rot like I have never rotted in my life 🧀
We love circle season 💕⚫️💕
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
We love circle season 💕⚫️💕
I have been working 13-hour days for a week and will continue to do so for most of the rest of 2025, but my husband baked me lemon and toasted coconut brioche rolls to get me through my morning 🥹🍋🥥💕
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I have been working 13-hour days for a week and will continue to do so for most of the rest of 2025, but my husband baked me lemon and toasted coconut brioche rolls to get me through my morning 🥹🍋🥥💕
Apple can’t be too jazzed about that email signature 😹
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Apple can’t be too jazzed about that email signature 😹
Me, as a therapist: You know you can just decide to be a better person, right?
Me, as a therapist: I mean, most people suck. so that's. you know.
Me, as a therapist: Have you thought about getting over it?
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Me, as a therapist: You know you can just decide to be a better person, right?
I have my period and I have rehearsal in Brooklyn until late. My husband is baking my favorite things while I cuddle the cat so I can have a treat when I get home 😿💕
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I have my period and I have rehearsal in Brooklyn until late. My husband is baking my favorite things while I cuddle the cat so I can have a treat when I get home 😿💕
Before and after I started singing to her. She’s so sick of my voice 😹
November 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Before and after I started singing to her. She’s so sick of my voice 😹
Me: omg why are you so cute 😭
My cat: ⚫️
My cat: ⚫️
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Me: omg why are you so cute 😭
My cat: ⚫️
My cat: ⚫️
It is my favorite but busiest season of the year, and I am once again devastated that I won’t have the time to throw the parties of my dreams. A Happy Halaliday Party (shawarma and boozeless cookie decorating). A Three Tenors Christmas Watch Party (RIP English Diction). Momomas (Cat Toy Crafting)
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
It is my favorite but busiest season of the year, and I am once again devastated that I won’t have the time to throw the parties of my dreams. A Happy Halaliday Party (shawarma and boozeless cookie decorating). A Three Tenors Christmas Watch Party (RIP English Diction). Momomas (Cat Toy Crafting)
Just heard one of the kids in the choir explain to the other kids that in choirs you get assigned a part based on how high or low your voice is but in orchestras they give the high notes to the best players. I assume this kid is a violinist 😹
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Just heard one of the kids in the choir explain to the other kids that in choirs you get assigned a part based on how high or low your voice is but in orchestras they give the high notes to the best players. I assume this kid is a violinist 😹
I pass the Taco Bell cantina every time I go to this studio for opera rehearsal. Like Jesus in the desert.
November 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I pass the Taco Bell cantina every time I go to this studio for opera rehearsal. Like Jesus in the desert.
Bakery supervisor 🎂
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Bakery supervisor 🎂
Heading into a month straight of opera rehearsals starting tomorrow and trying really hard to spin this for myself as a break from juggling a bunch of different projects 😹
November 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Heading into a month straight of opera rehearsals starting tomorrow and trying really hard to spin this for myself as a break from juggling a bunch of different projects 😹
Damn the DNC chair looks like an AI avatar of a guy who can only get off when his wife is cucking him but is also sad about that.
November 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Damn the DNC chair looks like an AI avatar of a guy who can only get off when his wife is cucking him but is also sad about that.
It’s hard to properly celebrate Dick Cheney dying when I could’ve sworn he’d already died like five years ago.
November 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
It’s hard to properly celebrate Dick Cheney dying when I could’ve sworn he’d already died like five years ago.
Bryan Cranston is out here hocking cranberries as “Cranpus.” Recession is coming 💀
November 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Bryan Cranston is out here hocking cranberries as “Cranpus.” Recession is coming 💀