Whomst’d’ve?
@wh0mstdve.bsky.social
I heard they show their wieners on this website
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Why do we fetishize stupidity so much?
I'm genuinely curious
I'm genuinely curious
February 1, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Why do we fetishize stupidity so much?
I'm genuinely curious
I'm genuinely curious
Like I'd settle for a normal amount of everything being ruined today but the universe is feeling particularly spiteful I guess
January 30, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Like I'd settle for a normal amount of everything being ruined today but the universe is feeling particularly spiteful I guess
Trying to process this in a way that isn't self-centered but my brain is just like
Oh cool Catherine O'Hara died on my birthday
Cool cool cool
Oh cool Catherine O'Hara died on my birthday
Cool cool cool
January 30, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Trying to process this in a way that isn't self-centered but my brain is just like
Oh cool Catherine O'Hara died on my birthday
Cool cool cool
Oh cool Catherine O'Hara died on my birthday
Cool cool cool
As of this morning more than 25% of my 11 followers are bots
So that bodes well, don't you think
So that bodes well, don't you think
I guess since I can't go and live my life I'll join another app instead, isn't that nice
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January 30, 2026 at 6:30 PM
As of this morning more than 25% of my 11 followers are bots
So that bodes well, don't you think
So that bodes well, don't you think
It's my birthday today, so if you wanted to throw a couple dollars at this I'd appreciate it. If you want to donate but you're joining the shutdown today, maybe you could do it tomorrow? I don't know, do whatever you want I guess
January 30, 2026 at 3:34 PM
It's my birthday today, so if you wanted to throw a couple dollars at this I'd appreciate it. If you want to donate but you're joining the shutdown today, maybe you could do it tomorrow? I don't know, do whatever you want I guess
I guess since I can't go and live my life I'll join another app instead, isn't that nice
share.upscrolled.com/en/user/48ee...
share.upscrolled.com/en/user/48ee...
January 29, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I guess since I can't go and live my life I'll join another app instead, isn't that nice
share.upscrolled.com/en/user/48ee...
share.upscrolled.com/en/user/48ee...
Two years in a row of using up all my PTO for Jan/Feb on my birthday weekend just to end up going nowhere and doing nothing
January 29, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Two years in a row of using up all my PTO for Jan/Feb on my birthday weekend just to end up going nowhere and doing nothing
I hate how often I see something cool and creative and go follow the artist, only to realize a month later that they're just churning out shit to feed the algorithm and desperately cling to relevance
Who needs AI when social media turns everyone into a slop machine
Who needs AI when social media turns everyone into a slop machine
January 16, 2026 at 8:37 AM
I hate how often I see something cool and creative and go follow the artist, only to realize a month later that they're just churning out shit to feed the algorithm and desperately cling to relevance
Who needs AI when social media turns everyone into a slop machine
Who needs AI when social media turns everyone into a slop machine
Remember when the metaverse was the thing that was going to take over the world?
Remember when NFTs were the thing that was going to take over the world?
Remember when bitcoin was the thing that was going to take over the world?
Remember when NFTs were the thing that was going to take over the world?
Remember when bitcoin was the thing that was going to take over the world?
January 14, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Remember when the metaverse was the thing that was going to take over the world?
Remember when NFTs were the thing that was going to take over the world?
Remember when bitcoin was the thing that was going to take over the world?
Remember when NFTs were the thing that was going to take over the world?
Remember when bitcoin was the thing that was going to take over the world?
Me: I'm gonna make this fried rice really spicy
Also me: wow this fried rice is really spicy
Also me: wow this fried rice is really spicy
January 9, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Me: I'm gonna make this fried rice really spicy
Also me: wow this fried rice is really spicy
Also me: wow this fried rice is really spicy
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I need happy brain chemicals. Heres a thick dick.
January 8, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I need happy brain chemicals. Heres a thick dick.
January 6, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Put on a silly little outfit today, please clap
January 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Put on a silly little outfit today, please clap
I need to go to more fancy restaurants this year, I need to be served more cubes and cylinders and tetrahedrons of food
January 2, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I need to go to more fancy restaurants this year, I need to be served more cubes and cylinders and tetrahedrons of food
My favorite thing about software/tech forums is the ubiquity of this exchange:
Person 1: "hey I'm having this issue, is there a way to fix it"
Person 2: "well I've never had that issue"
Person 1: "hey I'm having this issue, is there a way to fix it"
Person 2: "well I've never had that issue"
a blue background with the words wow absolutely amazing love that written in colorful letters
ALT: a blue background with the words wow absolutely amazing love that written in colorful letters
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 6:51 PM
My favorite thing about software/tech forums is the ubiquity of this exchange:
Person 1: "hey I'm having this issue, is there a way to fix it"
Person 2: "well I've never had that issue"
Person 1: "hey I'm having this issue, is there a way to fix it"
Person 2: "well I've never had that issue"
Bald headed and baby faced for the new year
January 1, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Bald headed and baby faced for the new year
Ins and outs for 2026:
OUT:
Performative ins and outs lists
OUT:
Performative ins and outs lists
January 1, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Ins and outs for 2026:
OUT:
Performative ins and outs lists
OUT:
Performative ins and outs lists
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This is the dick potato! Reskeet for good dick in 2026!
January 1, 2026 at 5:50 AM
This is the dick potato! Reskeet for good dick in 2026!
I'm not waiting until midnight to pop this $11 bottle of bubbles
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I'm not waiting until midnight to pop this $11 bottle of bubbles
I'll be honest, this year was shit. And not in the millennial "lol fuck this year" kind of way. There were highlights, thank god there were highlights, but between those bright spots shit got very, very dark.
I'm feeling (maybe delusionally) optimistic about next year, though, we'll see.
I'm feeling (maybe delusionally) optimistic about next year, though, we'll see.
January 1, 2026 at 4:33 AM
I'll be honest, this year was shit. And not in the millennial "lol fuck this year" kind of way. There were highlights, thank god there were highlights, but between those bright spots shit got very, very dark.
I'm feeling (maybe delusionally) optimistic about next year, though, we'll see.
I'm feeling (maybe delusionally) optimistic about next year, though, we'll see.
I don't care about your best nudes of the year, tell me your best joke of the year, you COWARDS
I'll go first:
Benson Boone? You mean Dua Flipa?
I'll go first:
Benson Boone? You mean Dua Flipa?
December 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I don't care about your best nudes of the year, tell me your best joke of the year, you COWARDS
I'll go first:
Benson Boone? You mean Dua Flipa?
I'll go first:
Benson Boone? You mean Dua Flipa?
I don't have a well-defined "type" but if you're 5'6" or shorter you immediately have my attention and probably my hole
December 29, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I don't have a well-defined "type" but if you're 5'6" or shorter you immediately have my attention and probably my hole
Highly recommend this for your mouth and/or butthole needs
December 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Highly recommend this for your mouth and/or butthole needs