Mothra Teresa
@assistantfatso.bsky.social
I'm too serious to be a dilettante and too much a dabbler to be a professional
At the bakery counter.
Lady: Okay, 2 cherry bombs, anything else?
*sees a Sticky Toffee Blondie*
Me, confidently: “Ooooh! I’ll take a stiffy…”
Lady: Okay, 2 cherry bombs, anything else?
*sees a Sticky Toffee Blondie*
Me, confidently: “Ooooh! I’ll take a stiffy…”
February 7, 2026 at 8:51 PM
At the bakery counter.
Lady: Okay, 2 cherry bombs, anything else?
*sees a Sticky Toffee Blondie*
Me, confidently: “Ooooh! I’ll take a stiffy…”
Lady: Okay, 2 cherry bombs, anything else?
*sees a Sticky Toffee Blondie*
Me, confidently: “Ooooh! I’ll take a stiffy…”
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It’s nice to put these stickers someplace finally
February 4, 2026 at 12:00 AM
It’s nice to put these stickers someplace finally
I woke up at 4:30 this morning and couldn’t go back to sleep and I am beyond fried at this point. I need to lay down.
February 3, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I woke up at 4:30 this morning and couldn’t go back to sleep and I am beyond fried at this point. I need to lay down.
I was almost Sean until a cousin was born about a month ahead of me and they scrambled to switch George
February 3, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I was almost Sean until a cousin was born about a month ahead of me and they scrambled to switch George
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In a better world, Grace Jones would show up as Allison Blaire, the Disco Dazzler in WONDER MAN.
January 31, 2026 at 3:41 AM
In a better world, Grace Jones would show up as Allison Blaire, the Disco Dazzler in WONDER MAN.
Big crybaby cries 8 times during beautiful opera
This production of Kavalier & Clay has me a fucking mess. I’ve cried like 5 times and it’s only intermission
January 29, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Big crybaby cries 8 times during beautiful opera
This production of Kavalier & Clay has me a fucking mess. I’ve cried like 5 times and it’s only intermission
January 29, 2026 at 4:08 AM
This production of Kavalier & Clay has me a fucking mess. I’ve cried like 5 times and it’s only intermission
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@ all frozen cops, donkeys & elephants alike who continue to terrorize and enable terror
January 25, 2026 at 12:30 AM
@ all frozen cops, donkeys & elephants alike who continue to terrorize and enable terror
I cannot clean the bathroom or kitchen without singing this song to myself
Oooh Meth Commercial
YouTube video by Tacobell Spagheleton
youtu.be
January 24, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I cannot clean the bathroom or kitchen without singing this song to myself
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Well, 4pm seems like a great time to post this! Here's my top films of the year, please watch it, I loved making it and I kept it short this year!
January 22, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Well, 4pm seems like a great time to post this! Here's my top films of the year, please watch it, I loved making it and I kept it short this year!
Dreamed I was forced to chop piles and piles of red onions that were then getting scooped into piñatas
January 20, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Dreamed I was forced to chop piles and piles of red onions that were then getting scooped into piñatas
Little girl, probably 7 at the oldest, singing Ultraviolence into a karaoke machine on Hollywood Blvd is gonna stick with me
January 20, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Little girl, probably 7 at the oldest, singing Ultraviolence into a karaoke machine on Hollywood Blvd is gonna stick with me
Still very excited to see Mulholland Drive on Saturday, but going to be a little angry for the next few days that the Egyptian is showing Return to Oz at the exact same goddam time
January 19, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Still very excited to see Mulholland Drive on Saturday, but going to be a little angry for the next few days that the Egyptian is showing Return to Oz at the exact same goddam time
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Don’t let your Scream nostalgia lead you to the cinema for 7, they are loud and clear about their support of genocide! Nevil Campbell and Croneney Cox I hope you never know peace!
January 15, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Don’t let your Scream nostalgia lead you to the cinema for 7, they are loud and clear about their support of genocide! Nevil Campbell and Croneney Cox I hope you never know peace!
The urge for spaghetti with brown butter and mizithra cheese hit and I’ve been bussing around for the last hour to gather everything I need. Thankfully everything lined up perfectly!
January 11, 2026 at 2:53 AM
The urge for spaghetti with brown butter and mizithra cheese hit and I’ve been bussing around for the last hour to gather everything I need. Thankfully everything lined up perfectly!
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Sal Mineo's birthday is a great occasion to watch WHO KILLED TEDDY BEAR? Sure, he plays a baddie, but his commitment carried this 42nd Street slice of neo-noir sleaze (in and of itself not a bad thing) into cult film status. Also? Sal Mineo.
January 11, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Sal Mineo's birthday is a great occasion to watch WHO KILLED TEDDY BEAR? Sure, he plays a baddie, but his commitment carried this 42nd Street slice of neo-noir sleaze (in and of itself not a bad thing) into cult film status. Also? Sal Mineo.
January 9, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I got a picture of a guy fucking himself with a dildo served up on my tl today with the caption “what if it were you” and not one comment was a picture from the Norwegian butter crisis video. Shame.
January 3, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I got a picture of a guy fucking himself with a dildo served up on my tl today with the caption “what if it were you” and not one comment was a picture from the Norwegian butter crisis video. Shame.
I bought a jump rope because I’m obsessed with learning how to do that throw/spin thing that the jump rope gay on instagram does so I’m looking forward to hitting myself in the face with the handle a lot in 2026
January 2, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I bought a jump rope because I’m obsessed with learning how to do that throw/spin thing that the jump rope gay on instagram does so I’m looking forward to hitting myself in the face with the handle a lot in 2026
Van Goth is the single most Bob’s Burgers looking person that has ever existed. The face, the lips specifically, the neck width and that lisp
January 2, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Van Goth is the single most Bob’s Burgers looking person that has ever existed. The face, the lips specifically, the neck width and that lisp
Let’s get out those electrodes, boys, we’re playing god in 2026
January 1, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Let’s get out those electrodes, boys, we’re playing god in 2026
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I think this may be my favourite Kids in the Hall sketch.
Kids In The Hall - Fag!
YouTube video by Sílvio Góis
www.youtube.com
January 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I think this may be my favourite Kids in the Hall sketch.
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HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🎆
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 AM
HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🎆