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I don't want to lose weight, I just want to buy bigger clothes
January 23, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I don't want to lose weight, I just want to buy bigger clothes
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Too good to go is my absolute favourite food app, I love to get a box of pastries or leftover Chinese buffet food for $6, and it reduces waste! Everyday at 1 you can buy a dozen speciality donuts for $8!
This isn't an ad, I'm just very jazzed about deals because we live in late stage capitalism.
This isn't an ad, I'm just very jazzed about deals because we live in late stage capitalism.
January 23, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Too good to go is my absolute favourite food app, I love to get a box of pastries or leftover Chinese buffet food for $6, and it reduces waste! Everyday at 1 you can buy a dozen speciality donuts for $8!
This isn't an ad, I'm just very jazzed about deals because we live in late stage capitalism.
This isn't an ad, I'm just very jazzed about deals because we live in late stage capitalism.
Kale is so easy to grow, it's really like a never ending shitty salad hack.
January 9, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Kale is so easy to grow, it's really like a never ending shitty salad hack.
I am very drunk and ready to type up actual bullshit
January 3, 2026 at 7:50 AM
I am very drunk and ready to type up actual bullshit
Please make a draft folder for fucks sake
January 3, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Please make a draft folder for fucks sake
I'm so dramatic when I'm sick. Just crying feeling sorry for myself
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I'm so dramatic when I'm sick. Just crying feeling sorry for myself
Saw Moulin Rouge last night at Pantages theater and John Cordoza as Christian was absolutely amazing. He sang the fuck out of El tango de Roxanne. The show was literally so good. This morning I'm sick, tho. Flu shot can't protect me from Hollywood Blvd, I guess.
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November 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Saw Moulin Rouge last night at Pantages theater and John Cordoza as Christian was absolutely amazing. He sang the fuck out of El tango de Roxanne. The show was literally so good. This morning I'm sick, tho. Flu shot can't protect me from Hollywood Blvd, I guess.
It's just that there are so many versions and I'm not even really close, and I literally love singing it. It feels like when I prefer the glee version of something, it's just not right.
November 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
It's just that there are so many versions and I'm not even really close, and I literally love singing it. It feels like when I prefer the glee version of something, it's just not right.
My favorite song to sing karaoke is "the story" after hearing it on grey's anatomy once and today I decided to play the original... then I played literally all the other versions and I don't know what the fuck I've been singing but it sounds nothing like any of these.
November 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My favorite song to sing karaoke is "the story" after hearing it on grey's anatomy once and today I decided to play the original... then I played literally all the other versions and I don't know what the fuck I've been singing but it sounds nothing like any of these.
I'm literally eating a burrito with a fork and a knife like what the fuck is happening
September 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I'm literally eating a burrito with a fork and a knife like what the fuck is happening
Wait, I'll just takes a bite of an edible to counteract the caffeine.
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September 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Wait, I'll just takes a bite of an edible to counteract the caffeine.
The coffee is so damn strong
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September 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The coffee is so damn strong
My favorite thing about TikTok is the Anakin Vader edits
August 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
My favorite thing about TikTok is the Anakin Vader edits
1.5 drinks and I'm drunk this is bullshit
August 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
1.5 drinks and I'm drunk this is bullshit
I used to love to sing but somehow my voice is changing into Hugh Jackman's and I don't even want to sing along in the car anymore.
August 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I used to love to sing but somehow my voice is changing into Hugh Jackman's and I don't even want to sing along in the car anymore.
Might be a niche opinion but I hope David Crosby is the father of Mindy Kalig's children
August 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Might be a niche opinion but I hope David Crosby is the father of Mindy Kalig's children
I'm not a big hugger mostly because I'm not wearing a bra and I don't want anyone to feel accosted by my wild tits
June 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I'm not a big hugger mostly because I'm not wearing a bra and I don't want anyone to feel accosted by my wild tits
My youngest graduated high school and what this means for me is that I can finally sleep in!
June 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My youngest graduated high school and what this means for me is that I can finally sleep in!
First day of camp at a very hot and dusty music festival and of course I unexpectedly started my period. And I'm very unprepared. This isn't even the first hot and dusty music festival this has happened to me at, yet here I am not prepared.
May 22, 2025 at 4:54 AM
First day of camp at a very hot and dusty music festival and of course I unexpectedly started my period. And I'm very unprepared. This isn't even the first hot and dusty music festival this has happened to me at, yet here I am not prepared.
Whenever I'm craving ramen it's never from the fancy ramen place with the fresh ingredients kind, it's chili lime shrimp maruchan con queso.
May 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Whenever I'm craving ramen it's never from the fancy ramen place with the fresh ingredients kind, it's chili lime shrimp maruchan con queso.
I stopped trusting my financial advisor because he told me that the price of eggs are back down. I told him I shop every week and they are definitely not down and he said oh I don't do the shopping. Then why the hell are you telling me this?
April 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I stopped trusting my financial advisor because he told me that the price of eggs are back down. I told him I shop every week and they are definitely not down and he said oh I don't do the shopping. Then why the hell are you telling me this?
One time a man asked my then coworker to call customer care for him and she said fine, but it's as easy as dialing a number. That phrase broke my ADHD brain. Now when I'm overwhelmed with the most basic fucking task, I tell myself it's as easy as dialing a number. My brain makes things too hard!
April 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
One time a man asked my then coworker to call customer care for him and she said fine, but it's as easy as dialing a number. That phrase broke my ADHD brain. Now when I'm overwhelmed with the most basic fucking task, I tell myself it's as easy as dialing a number. My brain makes things too hard!
Bro why are baby piglets so fucking cute
April 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Bro why are baby piglets so fucking cute
I've been playing Pokemon go since 2016 and I'm still really insecure about my Pokedex
April 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I've been playing Pokemon go since 2016 and I'm still really insecure about my Pokedex