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I'm so dramatic when I'm sick. Just crying feeling sorry for myself
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I'm so dramatic when I'm sick. Just crying feeling sorry for myself
Saw Moulin Rouge last night at Pantages theater and John Cordoza as Christian was absolutely amazing. He sang the fuck out of El tango de Roxanne. The show was literally so good. This morning I'm sick, tho. Flu shot can't protect me from Hollywood Blvd, I guess.
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November 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Saw Moulin Rouge last night at Pantages theater and John Cordoza as Christian was absolutely amazing. He sang the fuck out of El tango de Roxanne. The show was literally so good. This morning I'm sick, tho. Flu shot can't protect me from Hollywood Blvd, I guess.
It's just that there are so many versions and I'm not even really close, and I literally love singing it. It feels like when I prefer the glee version of something, it's just not right.
November 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
It's just that there are so many versions and I'm not even really close, and I literally love singing it. It feels like when I prefer the glee version of something, it's just not right.
My favorite song to sing karaoke is "the story" after hearing it on grey's anatomy once and today I decided to play the original... then I played literally all the other versions and I don't know what the fuck I've been singing but it sounds nothing like any of these.
November 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My favorite song to sing karaoke is "the story" after hearing it on grey's anatomy once and today I decided to play the original... then I played literally all the other versions and I don't know what the fuck I've been singing but it sounds nothing like any of these.
I'm literally eating a burrito with a fork and a knife like what the fuck is happening
September 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I'm literally eating a burrito with a fork and a knife like what the fuck is happening
Wait, I'll just takes a bite of an edible to counteract the caffeine.
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September 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Wait, I'll just takes a bite of an edible to counteract the caffeine.
The coffee is so damn strong
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September 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The coffee is so damn strong
My favorite thing about TikTok is the Anakin Vader edits
August 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
My favorite thing about TikTok is the Anakin Vader edits
1.5 drinks and I'm drunk this is bullshit
August 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
1.5 drinks and I'm drunk this is bullshit
I used to love to sing but somehow my voice is changing into Hugh Jackman's and I don't even want to sing along in the car anymore.
August 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I used to love to sing but somehow my voice is changing into Hugh Jackman's and I don't even want to sing along in the car anymore.
Might be a niche opinion but I hope David Crosby is the father of Mindy Kalig's children
August 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Might be a niche opinion but I hope David Crosby is the father of Mindy Kalig's children
I'm not a big hugger mostly because I'm not wearing a bra and I don't want anyone to feel accosted by my wild tits
June 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I'm not a big hugger mostly because I'm not wearing a bra and I don't want anyone to feel accosted by my wild tits
My youngest graduated high school and what this means for me is that I can finally sleep in!
June 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My youngest graduated high school and what this means for me is that I can finally sleep in!
First day of camp at a very hot and dusty music festival and of course I unexpectedly started my period. And I'm very unprepared. This isn't even the first hot and dusty music festival this has happened to me at, yet here I am not prepared.
May 22, 2025 at 4:54 AM
First day of camp at a very hot and dusty music festival and of course I unexpectedly started my period. And I'm very unprepared. This isn't even the first hot and dusty music festival this has happened to me at, yet here I am not prepared.
Whenever I'm craving ramen it's never from the fancy ramen place with the fresh ingredients kind, it's chili lime shrimp maruchan con queso.
May 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Whenever I'm craving ramen it's never from the fancy ramen place with the fresh ingredients kind, it's chili lime shrimp maruchan con queso.
I stopped trusting my financial advisor because he told me that the price of eggs are back down. I told him I shop every week and they are definitely not down and he said oh I don't do the shopping. Then why the hell are you telling me this?
April 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I stopped trusting my financial advisor because he told me that the price of eggs are back down. I told him I shop every week and they are definitely not down and he said oh I don't do the shopping. Then why the hell are you telling me this?
One time a man asked my then coworker to call customer care for him and she said fine, but it's as easy as dialing a number. That phrase broke my ADHD brain. Now when I'm overwhelmed with the most basic fucking task, I tell myself it's as easy as dialing a number. My brain makes things too hard!
April 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
One time a man asked my then coworker to call customer care for him and she said fine, but it's as easy as dialing a number. That phrase broke my ADHD brain. Now when I'm overwhelmed with the most basic fucking task, I tell myself it's as easy as dialing a number. My brain makes things too hard!
Bro why are baby piglets so fucking cute
April 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Bro why are baby piglets so fucking cute
I've been playing Pokemon go since 2016 and I'm still really insecure about my Pokedex
April 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I've been playing Pokemon go since 2016 and I'm still really insecure about my Pokedex
My backyard crow is sharing his peanuts with a squirrel that lives behind us. He is literally so kind. Benevolent. King Crownan. My dogs would love this opportunity to eat the squirrel, or at least chase it, but their cries have no effect on me. If Crownan wants to share, we have to let him.
April 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
My backyard crow is sharing his peanuts with a squirrel that lives behind us. He is literally so kind. Benevolent. King Crownan. My dogs would love this opportunity to eat the squirrel, or at least chase it, but their cries have no effect on me. If Crownan wants to share, we have to let him.
I'm friends with crows, so I hate hawks so fucking much
April 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I'm friends with crows, so I hate hawks so fucking much
45 doesn't seem that old to me, but 5 years until 50 sounds way different
April 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
45 doesn't seem that old to me, but 5 years until 50 sounds way different
I'm sure it's not the reality and there is a lot of training, but doesn't it seem like anyone can tap dance as long as you have tap shoes on? I just feel like I can do it.
March 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I'm sure it's not the reality and there is a lot of training, but doesn't it seem like anyone can tap dance as long as you have tap shoes on? I just feel like I can do it.
So many tv shows on streaming services have a 'stay tuned after the show for extras from the director/writer' announcement and then just immediately auto play the next episode as soon as it's over. I'm not pausing, going back, then fast forwarding. Just play it after the episode!
March 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
So many tv shows on streaming services have a 'stay tuned after the show for extras from the director/writer' announcement and then just immediately auto play the next episode as soon as it's over. I'm not pausing, going back, then fast forwarding. Just play it after the episode!
I took my passport photo and you're telling me that's what I look like? Wtf
I thought I was a sexy baby and apparently I'm a middle aged woman
I thought I was a sexy baby and apparently I'm a middle aged woman
March 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I took my passport photo and you're telling me that's what I look like? Wtf
I thought I was a sexy baby and apparently I'm a middle aged woman
I thought I was a sexy baby and apparently I'm a middle aged woman