⚙️Whatifmachine⚙️
@whatifmachine.bsky.social
He/Him
Nostalgia addict and A/V cord detangling professional.
Retro/Variety Streamer on Twitch
Twitch follower goal: 174/180
twitch.tv/whatifmachine
Youtube: youtube.com/@Whatifmachine
Nostalgia addict and A/V cord detangling professional.
Retro/Variety Streamer on Twitch
Twitch follower goal: 174/180
twitch.tv/whatifmachine
Youtube: youtube.com/@Whatifmachine
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Reminder! Just because there are higher expectations of you to be more social and do more things, it does not mean that you can magically handle more than normal, even if it's for a good reason. Be aware and firm with your boundaries and limits especially during the holiday season!
Reminder! Just because there are higher expectations of you to be more social and do more things, it does not mean that you can magically handle more than normal, even if it's for a good reason. Be aware and firm with your boundaries and limits especially during the holiday season!
December 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Reminder! Just because there are higher expectations of you to be more social and do more things, it does not mean that you can magically handle more than normal, even if it's for a good reason. Be aware and firm with your boundaries and limits especially during the holiday season!
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No stream tonight. Life, the last couple weeks, has been extremely taxing on the social battery. I'm exhausted to boot. However I am excited to finish Banjo Kazooie and keep going on Sonic Unleashed. The plan is to continue with Banjo Kazooie on Friday and maybe finish it?
December 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
No stream tonight. Life, the last couple weeks, has been extremely taxing on the social battery. I'm exhausted to boot. However I am excited to finish Banjo Kazooie and keep going on Sonic Unleashed. The plan is to continue with Banjo Kazooie on Friday and maybe finish it?
So I found Kurt's Balls at an arcade but I didn't have enough points to get one 😞
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
So I found Kurt's Balls at an arcade but I didn't have enough points to get one 😞
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DO THE MARIO!
It's time for another full playthrough of a game requested by viewers like YOU 🫵 Going to be playing Super Mario Bros 3 for the NES!
SUNDAY 6pm CT! See you there! WAHOO!
www.twitch.tv/schli3v3
It's time for another full playthrough of a game requested by viewers like YOU 🫵 Going to be playing Super Mario Bros 3 for the NES!
SUNDAY 6pm CT! See you there! WAHOO!
www.twitch.tv/schli3v3
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
DO THE MARIO!
It's time for another full playthrough of a game requested by viewers like YOU 🫵 Going to be playing Super Mario Bros 3 for the NES!
SUNDAY 6pm CT! See you there! WAHOO!
www.twitch.tv/schli3v3
It's time for another full playthrough of a game requested by viewers like YOU 🫵 Going to be playing Super Mario Bros 3 for the NES!
SUNDAY 6pm CT! See you there! WAHOO!
www.twitch.tv/schli3v3
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At 6pm EST @ascuffedsten.bsky.social 's ambitious "100 Indie Games YOU Should Play" video drops! This wild video features 100 creators, including myself, and any ad sense made goes to NAMI. This should prove to be a fun way to learn about some great indie games. Can you guess which one I chose?
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
At 6pm EST @ascuffedsten.bsky.social 's ambitious "100 Indie Games YOU Should Play" video drops! This wild video features 100 creators, including myself, and any ad sense made goes to NAMI. This should prove to be a fun way to learn about some great indie games. Can you guess which one I chose?
We had a strong start to Unleashed and so far, I adore this game! (I need a Sundae Supreme in my life!)
Thank you @sirrandall.yeold.press for the resub and @wesall1.bsky.social for all the gift subs, also @icvveiner.bsky.social for the bitties! I appreciate all the support! 🫶
Thank you @sirrandall.yeold.press for the resub and @wesall1.bsky.social for all the gift subs, also @icvveiner.bsky.social for the bitties! I appreciate all the support! 🫶
November 30, 2025 at 4:46 AM
We had a strong start to Unleashed and so far, I adore this game! (I need a Sundae Supreme in my life!)
Thank you @sirrandall.yeold.press for the resub and @wesall1.bsky.social for all the gift subs, also @icvveiner.bsky.social for the bitties! I appreciate all the support! 🫶
Thank you @sirrandall.yeold.press for the resub and @wesall1.bsky.social for all the gift subs, also @icvveiner.bsky.social for the bitties! I appreciate all the support! 🫶
It's time to go fast again! Starting our first playthrough of Sonic Unleashed!
Twitch.tv/whatifmachine
Twitch.tv/whatifmachine
November 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It's time to go fast again! Starting our first playthrough of Sonic Unleashed!
Twitch.tv/whatifmachine
Twitch.tv/whatifmachine
Haven't made a proper post about this, but I'm really excited about it! On Saturday, we will be starting our first playthrough of the Sonic Unleashed PC Port, Sonic Unleashed Recompiled!
Starting at 4PM CT!
Starting at 4PM CT!
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Haven't made a proper post about this, but I'm really excited about it! On Saturday, we will be starting our first playthrough of the Sonic Unleashed PC Port, Sonic Unleashed Recompiled!
Starting at 4PM CT!
Starting at 4PM CT!
Happy Thanks/Friends/Hidefromyourfamilygiving Day!
I hope everyone has the best day possible! Also it's perfectly ok to leave if you are overwhelmed, and you don't owe anyone an immediate explanation.
I hope everyone has the best day possible! Also it's perfectly ok to leave if you are overwhelmed, and you don't owe anyone an immediate explanation.
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Happy Thanks/Friends/Hidefromyourfamilygiving Day!
I hope everyone has the best day possible! Also it's perfectly ok to leave if you are overwhelmed, and you don't owe anyone an immediate explanation.
I hope everyone has the best day possible! Also it's perfectly ok to leave if you are overwhelmed, and you don't owe anyone an immediate explanation.
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Wanted to share this again cause I'm really glad with how this turned out.
I took the old Endless Possibility Trailer for Sonic Unleashed and put in Bowling for Soup's 2025 version of the song into it.
~I see it, I see it, and now it's all within my reach!~
#EndlessPossibility #SonicUnleashed
I took the old Endless Possibility Trailer for Sonic Unleashed and put in Bowling for Soup's 2025 version of the song into it.
~I see it, I see it, and now it's all within my reach!~
#EndlessPossibility #SonicUnleashed
Endless Possibility (2025) ~ Sonic Unleashed E3/Demo Trailer Edit
YouTube video by wesall1
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November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Wanted to share this again cause I'm really glad with how this turned out.
I took the old Endless Possibility Trailer for Sonic Unleashed and put in Bowling for Soup's 2025 version of the song into it.
~I see it, I see it, and now it's all within my reach!~
#EndlessPossibility #SonicUnleashed
I took the old Endless Possibility Trailer for Sonic Unleashed and put in Bowling for Soup's 2025 version of the song into it.
~I see it, I see it, and now it's all within my reach!~
#EndlessPossibility #SonicUnleashed
We got through Mad Monster Mansion! Those last 9 notes kicked my ass! But we got it all done!
TY for the Raid @king-grubb.bsky.social and @pe4rle.bsky.social for the Sub!
We raided @feeshie.bsky.social who is playing Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks on WiiU VC!
TY for the Raid @king-grubb.bsky.social and @pe4rle.bsky.social for the Sub!
We raided @feeshie.bsky.social who is playing Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks on WiiU VC!
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November 24, 2025 at 4:41 AM
We got through Mad Monster Mansion! Those last 9 notes kicked my ass! But we got it all done!
TY for the Raid @king-grubb.bsky.social and @pe4rle.bsky.social for the Sub!
We raided @feeshie.bsky.social who is playing Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks on WiiU VC!
TY for the Raid @king-grubb.bsky.social and @pe4rle.bsky.social for the Sub!
We raided @feeshie.bsky.social who is playing Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks on WiiU VC!
November 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Hey @wesall1.bsky.social look what I found today!
November 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Hey @wesall1.bsky.social look what I found today!
To the dude parked next to me absolutely jamming the fuck out to Gwen Stefani's "What you waiting for?" At FULL volume. I love you 😆
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
To the dude parked next to me absolutely jamming the fuck out to Gwen Stefani's "What you waiting for?" At FULL volume. I love you 😆
Are there others out there who struggle to answer when someone asks what your favorite something is. Like I can make a list but narrowing it down to 1 is always so hard for me.
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Are there others out there who struggle to answer when someone asks what your favorite something is. Like I can make a list but narrowing it down to 1 is always so hard for me.
We got through the very beginning of Gobi's Valley before I ran out of steam! I think there's like 3 or 4 more levels left after?
Thank you for the raid @trashrandicoot.bsky.social!
We raided @sirrandall.yeold.press who was playing Expedition 33!
Thank you for the raid @trashrandicoot.bsky.social!
We raided @sirrandall.yeold.press who was playing Expedition 33!
More Banjo Kazooie! Gonna start off finishing Clanker tonight! Peep the awesome @feeshie.bsky.social sticker on my N64!
Twitch.tv/whatifmachine
Twitch.tv/whatifmachine
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
We got through the very beginning of Gobi's Valley before I ran out of steam! I think there's like 3 or 4 more levels left after?
Thank you for the raid @trashrandicoot.bsky.social!
We raided @sirrandall.yeold.press who was playing Expedition 33!
Thank you for the raid @trashrandicoot.bsky.social!
We raided @sirrandall.yeold.press who was playing Expedition 33!
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The first run was our best and then I got perpetually distracted and died alot.
Ty for the raids @swiperightmike.bsky.social and @/gamerexcel!
We raided into @whatifmachine.bsky.social who was playing Banjo Kazooie!
Ty for the raids @swiperightmike.bsky.social and @/gamerexcel!
We raided into @whatifmachine.bsky.social who was playing Banjo Kazooie!
✨️🥭 LIVE 🥭✨️
Gonna practice OG Crash 1 deathless!
Current PB is Sunset Vista
⏯️ twitch.tv/trashrandicoot
Gonna practice OG Crash 1 deathless!
Current PB is Sunset Vista
⏯️ twitch.tv/trashrandicoot
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 AM
The first run was our best and then I got perpetually distracted and died alot.
Ty for the raids @swiperightmike.bsky.social and @/gamerexcel!
We raided into @whatifmachine.bsky.social who was playing Banjo Kazooie!
Ty for the raids @swiperightmike.bsky.social and @/gamerexcel!
We raided into @whatifmachine.bsky.social who was playing Banjo Kazooie!
I can say the 360 is Retro now without the Retro Police coming for me! 🥳
November 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I can say the 360 is Retro now without the Retro Police coming for me! 🥳
More Banjo Kazooie! Gonna start off finishing Clanker tonight! Peep the awesome @feeshie.bsky.social sticker on my N64!
Twitch.tv/whatifmachine
Twitch.tv/whatifmachine
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
More Banjo Kazooie! Gonna start off finishing Clanker tonight! Peep the awesome @feeshie.bsky.social sticker on my N64!
Twitch.tv/whatifmachine
Twitch.tv/whatifmachine
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yooka-replaylee is absolutely worth your time, even if you've played the original game 🥹 I can't wait to go back and 100% this gem, but we beat the final boss tonight yay!
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
yooka-replaylee is absolutely worth your time, even if you've played the original game 🥹 I can't wait to go back and 100% this gem, but we beat the final boss tonight yay!
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👻 SPOOKY TIME 👻
We've got one last bishop to grant absolution to, and more demons to slay on the path to victory
Live with more Cult :)
twitch.tv/pj_theprof
We've got one last bishop to grant absolution to, and more demons to slay on the path to victory
Live with more Cult :)
twitch.tv/pj_theprof
pj_theprof - Twitch
Just a basic bruh doing some bruh things. I play a wide variety of games and try to provide insightful and entertaining commentary :) cheers
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November 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
👻 SPOOKY TIME 👻
We've got one last bishop to grant absolution to, and more demons to slay on the path to victory
Live with more Cult :)
twitch.tv/pj_theprof
We've got one last bishop to grant absolution to, and more demons to slay on the path to victory
Live with more Cult :)
twitch.tv/pj_theprof
Somebody follow me I'm having a shitty night and for some reason seeing a 7 instead of a 6 will make me feel better 😆
November 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Somebody follow me I'm having a shitty night and for some reason seeing a 7 instead of a 6 will make me feel better 😆
Ya know what is a terrible place to put the credit card of somebody buying their ADHD meds in a drive thru pharmacy. Stapled inside the goddamned bag, like I won't forget it's there and not put it back in my wallet.
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Ya know what is a terrible place to put the credit card of somebody buying their ADHD meds in a drive thru pharmacy. Stapled inside the goddamned bag, like I won't forget it's there and not put it back in my wallet.