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Christopher Jones @christopherjonesart.com · 2d

The next time you find yourself in an awkward situation that you don't know how to easily get out of, just say *Oh boy!" loud enough for others to hear and then try to convince people that you are really Dr Sam Becket.

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Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 2d

Am i the only one who thinks sean dyche looks like simon pegg's stuntman?

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Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 2d

Flies are naturally murderous??? #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

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Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 2d

Hubs: something about being transported with a fly always makes it so just 1 arm is fly-like. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

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Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 2d

The pattern and the style looks the same.

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Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 2d

Ohhhhmygod is the french girl wearing the mom's white housecoat with pink sash from the 1st movie???? #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

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Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 2d

I can't wait for the day the sven squad are guest judges on #dragula. Maybe david dastmalchian can put in a word? #houseofsvengoolie

Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 2d

Hubs: it's just amazing how vincent price's character is willing to help him after everything he saw.
Me: maybe he wants the house.
#svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

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Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 2d

If they did it all by the book, this would be a 6hr movie.

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Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 2d

I love that there's a HIGH VOLTAGE sign there, as if this entire setup is osha-compliant. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

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Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 2d

Yep. My dad did this experiment, turned him into a fly, died. And i'm gonna do the exact same thing cos i don't know what hubris means! #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

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Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 2d

I don't doubt it's a good reason. Stay hydrated. Feel better.

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Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 2d

Omg i'm sure there's a good reason for moving. Anything south of IL is no go for me. When i got my flu and covid shots this year i was OUT the following day. Chills and aches.

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Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 2d

So this isn't like an actual sequel, is it? This is more like the earth-2 version of "the fly"? #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

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Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 2d

Feel better. Louis pasteur is smiling down on you.

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Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 2d

Why are all her shoes open toe mules? Did she get a bulk rate on them and her housecoats? #svengoolie

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Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 2d

She had a PRESSING need amirite? #svengoolie

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Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 2d

Heh. Yeah i bet.

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Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 2d

The kid: why is that even there?
Hubs: the press? I don't know. Why would there be a very large press in that lab?
#svengoolie

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Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 2d

"Help me but don't come near me." Jeez emo teenager much, andre? #svengoolie

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Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah go on destroy all that equipment. Cos you don't need it to turn back to normal. Ohhhh wait you do. #svengoolie

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Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 2d

Sooooo how did he eat that steak she brought him? Flies can't chew. #svengoolie

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Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 2d

"I want you so much" LADY HE'S A FLY. #svengoolie

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Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 2d

The kid pointed out "how can he see with that on his head?" Especially as he's typing. Can you touch type with 1 hand? #svengoolie

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Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 2d

"There are things man should never experiment with" Sounds like andre has some regrets over his fraternity days. #svengoolie

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