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WheatNOil
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Hockey, Geekiness, Parenthood. Physician at the U of Saskatchewan.
Me, turning on the Oilers game:
bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
If the US manages to pull out of this spiral and retain some semblance of democracy, I think it’s reasonable to give every President one publicly funded movie / TV season green light per term. They can, in part, campaign on it.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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That Muppets Knives Out film Rian Johnson claims he turned down.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Another step towards Dead Internet Theory
Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.

My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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I am increasingly of the opinion that people who change menus and look and feel of computer software just so that you know it's a new version should be personally forced to play tech support to my mother for five months.
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc being the only human character in a film of Muppets is, and I’m trying not to be dramatic here, the reason cinema was invented in the first place!
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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YOU DID WHAT??????
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
People writing about how the Leafs have hit rock bottom and the Oilers are out here getting outplayed and trailing Buffalo in the 2nd period.
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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I would read an update on big bear drama every day if someone would only write one.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
The Boss vs. Split Lip: Big bears battle it out to rule Banff | CBC News
Bears No. 122 and 136, known as The Boss and Split Lip respectively, are arguably two of the most famous grizzlies in Canada. The Boss is currently considered Banff National Park's dominant grizzly be...
www.cbc.ca
November 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
MOAR OT

Now on pace for 37 OT games this year.
They’re legitimately on pace for 36 OT games this year.
Oilers gonna play 40 OT games this year.
November 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Gambling has been a major problem forever.

But allowing online immediate access betting has turned something problematic into a major societal epidemic.
The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.
November 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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this website absolutely needed the balkan coffee shops at 8am video and i am pleased to bring it to you here
September 13, 2024 at 6:19 AM
I now spend 10% of my life confirming my identity.

Interestingly most of it involves confirming with my phone. Which means if someone else has my phone, they’re more ‘me’ than I am from the perspective of the world.
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This is indistinguishable from being a trailer for a high concept psychological horror movie. Which is fitting because a likely outcome would be AI grandma convincing the 10 year old to end his life in order to join her in AI heaven.
New insult to life itself just dropped
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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this dude helping his bro pick up his stick should be highlight of the night but our bloodthirsty sports media only feeds us conflict
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
They’re legitimately on pace for 36 OT games this year.
Oilers gonna play 40 OT games this year.
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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The most horrifying AI slop of ICE raids you can possibly imagine is wildly viral on Facebook, collectively totaling tens of millions of views from a single account. First spotted by @chadloder.bsky.social

www.404media.co/ai-generated...
AI-Generated Videos of ICE Raids Are Wildly Viral on Facebook
An account is spamming horrific, dehumanizing videos of immigration enforcement because the Facebook algorithm is rewarding them for it.
www.404media.co
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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I've been seeing this headline floating around. To be clear:

1) This is "No. 1" on a miniscule chart, The "Country Digital Song Sales" chart, as in people actually paying money to download country songs which is a tiny amount of people

2) The actual consumers are almost certainly fake
November 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Oilers gonna play 40 OT games this year.
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Tylenol?
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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In my head this is 100% Benoit Blanc speaking
“This case, ladies and gentleman of the jury, is about a sandwich.”

Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
November 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I’ve been distracted by the Blue Jays for October but now that I look over at the Oilers… my goodness they’ve been extremely mid to start the year.
November 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Hockey analytics pioneer Tim Barnes promoted to assistant general manager by Washington Capitals
Hockey analytics pioneer Tim Barnes promoted to assistant general manager by Washington Capitals
Tim Barnes recently received a major promotion from the Washington Capitals. The team's longtime director of hockey analytics is now an assistant…
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November 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
What actually happened in the Scouring of the Shire was one of the Hobbits took a boatload of foreign money to buy up domestic land, industrialize it for profit, skim off the top for himself & his outside funder, and brought in a small militia to keep the larger populace in check.
Elon Musk is a racist and wants racial violence in the UK

Elon Musk: "These lovely small towns in England, Scotland, Ireland, are living their lives quietly [Like The Hobbits in The Shire] — until one day, a thousand people show up in your village of 500 out of nowhere and start raping the kids."
November 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM