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David 🇵🇸 but imagine some spooky wordplay

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Bowie, Tottenham, Oilers, Jays. Free Palestine 🇵🇸. BLM. Bring back Sour Cream & Chive crackers you cowards. Wants an axe to break the ice. He/Him

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David 🇵🇸 but imagine some spooky wordplay @ididtheiggy.bsky.social · Apr 24

What’s the best R.E.M. song and why is it Fall On Me

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David 🇵🇸 but imagine some spooky wordplay @ididtheiggy.bsky.social · 2h

Pretty sure the best time to improve on Skinner was two years ago, the second best time is right now. Don’t give me any of this short leash bullshit

Oilersnation.com @oilersnation.bsky.social · 2h

‘Skinner’s on the clock here’: Oilers won’t wait long if goaltending change is needed

Tick tock. Stuart Skinner is on the clock. His time as the Edmonton Oilers starting goaltender could come to a close soon if he doesn’t prove he can take a step forward in his play, TSN’s Ryan Rishaug reports. “The Oilers have made the decision they’re going to let it ride here with Skinner for a…

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David 🇵🇸 but imagine some spooky wordplay @ididtheiggy.bsky.social · 3h

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David 🇵🇸 but imagine some spooky wordplay @ididtheiggy.bsky.social · 4h

Time to watch this some more

birky @birky.bsky.social · 2d

"theeeeeee yankees lose"

David 🇵🇸 but imagine some spooky wordplay @ididtheiggy.bsky.social · 5h

I’m pretty sure they’ve always been called at-ats?

David 🇵🇸 but imagine some spooky wordplay @ididtheiggy.bsky.social · 5h

Start spreading the nudes?

David 🇵🇸 but imagine some spooky wordplay @ididtheiggy.bsky.social · 5h

That thing just makes fun of itself

David 🇵🇸 but imagine some spooky wordplay @ididtheiggy.bsky.social · 6h

Somewhere in a box in the garage I have a signed Dempster Cubs jersey that I wish I could pull out and wear to help give you some extra juju

David 🇵🇸 but imagine some spooky wordplay @ididtheiggy.bsky.social · 7h

I used to be pretty good at pairing food and beer, but I fear those skills have atrophied. Not so sure if I feel like I’m good at anything at this point

David 🇵🇸 but imagine some spooky wordplay @ididtheiggy.bsky.social · 7h

#MakeBicksCanadianAgain

David 🇵🇸 but imagine some spooky wordplay @ididtheiggy.bsky.social · 9h

OMG

David 🇵🇸 but imagine some spooky wordplay @ididtheiggy.bsky.social · 15h

So… Belgian beers were literally my job for like a decade. It’s kinda my specialty.

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David 🇵🇸 but imagine some spooky wordplay @ididtheiggy.bsky.social · 16h

I have to drive home now, please don’t score in the next inning or two

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 16h

The winner of this game will travel to Toronto to play Vladimir Guerrero III and the Blue Jays.

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 16h

three players have been hospitalized with sunflower seed poisoning

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 17h

A meme of someone saying "stop giving me your toughest battles" and jesus saying "You're literally just staying up past 10:30 to watch playoff baseball"

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David 🇵🇸 but imagine some spooky wordplay @ididtheiggy.bsky.social · 16h

Joel Pineiro time

David 🇵🇸 but imagine some spooky wordplay @ididtheiggy.bsky.social · 16h

Dingler

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David 🇵🇸 but imagine some spooky wordplay @ididtheiggy.bsky.social · 16h

MOAR INNINGS

David 🇵🇸 but imagine some spooky wordplay @ididtheiggy.bsky.social · 17h

I know I’m not no fancy talking head in the teevee, but I’d say this is a big at-bat here

David 🇵🇸 but imagine some spooky wordplay @ididtheiggy.bsky.social · 17h

But run a squeeze play here, obviously

David 🇵🇸 but imagine some spooky wordplay @ididtheiggy.bsky.social · 17h

There’s no judgement in brainstorming

David 🇵🇸 but imagine some spooky wordplay @ididtheiggy.bsky.social · 17h

Instead of bunting, Meadows should just Parker one into second deck

David 🇵🇸 but imagine some spooky wordplay @ididtheiggy.bsky.social · 17h

Dingler

David 🇵🇸 but imagine some spooky wordplay @ididtheiggy.bsky.social · 17h

a cartoon drawing of a throne with a green and purple button

Alt: a cartoon drawing of a pinball. It’s the counting to twelve from Sesame Street. Fun fact: the Pointer Sisters sing it

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David 🇵🇸 but imagine some spooky wordplay @ididtheiggy.bsky.social · 17h

I don’t know how to explain it, but Gilbert’s goatee feels like some sort of throwback