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@whimsyqu33n.bsky.social

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remember when robocop shot that guy in the dick

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 10d

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Selfie of me sitting in my car. I have bright red wavy hair. Im smiling. My hand is up next to my head. Im wearing a spider dress that shows just a stupidly large amount of cleavage.

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 1h

I'm sorry, you want me to WHAT on Eileen??????

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 20h

I'm not trapped in here with you
you're also not trapped in here with me
the door is not locked. or even shut

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 20h

I'm not trapped in here with you
you're also not trapped in here with me
the door is not locked. or even shut

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 1d

-ride the lightning playing in the background-

Selfie of me. I have long red hair that I curled. Im smiling and wearing a GWAR shirt.

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 21h

well i for one, can't get a good night's sleep without my ethereal breathing snake-worm

whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 21h

"So there's an app you can download where you-"

look, im gonna stop you right there. i would rather get my face sewn to the carpet than download another godforsaken phone app.

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 11d

just saw a comment on a video where a guy was holding his straw while he was drinking out of his glass ans implied he was gay because he was holding the straw.

fellas is it gay to hold straws??

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 5d

an air mattress is surprisingly good for missionary, who knew!

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 1d

when people say "veg" instead of "vegetable," does it give anyone else this like visceral urge to get violent, or is that just me

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 21h

the worst thing about my partner being sick, other than him suffering, is that I can't kiss my gotdang pookie 😓💀

whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 22h

it's just you
me
and this entire sleeve of oreos
we've got it made

whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 1d

-ride the lightning playing in the background-

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 1d

done with my shift at the bad place

Photos of demons with a text bubble that says "dont have to go back to hell til Saturday"

whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 1d

That also gets me just as bad. Just SAY VEGETABLES

whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 1d

I think that's why it sends me into violent distress.

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social · 1d

It makes me think they’re trying to be British, which ultimately gets me to the same place.

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 1d

when people say "veg" instead of "vegetable," does it give anyone else this like visceral urge to get violent, or is that just me

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 1d

Like, im here by myself. Not even one of the managers responded. What if I was a fucking dick and decided I had had enough and just left?? What then?

whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 1d

I'll definitely remember the time when literally nobody responded to me in the work group chat about me needing to go home because I have a fever. I'll especially be remembering it when somebody needs a shift covered.

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 2d

somebody just came in and asked if we could put propane in their gas tank

...like girl no??? what??

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 2d

"What kind of gas station doesn't have a fountain machine. I need ice in my cup! We're from Kansas, and all the gas stations there have fountain machines. "

Better go back to Kansas then, huh

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 2d

"I'll take the winning lottery ticket please ☝️🤓"

sir i will get a gun

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whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 2d

my lifeforce and willingness to provide customer service drains away immediately every time I start to say hello, and they dont even let me finish saying hello they just say whatever chew or cigarettes they want.
like fuck you dude. i dont have to be polite, either.

whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 3d

everyone in my life now casually refers to my weekend job at the gas station as "the bad place" if that's any indicator of my experience there, lol.

whimsy @whimsyqu33n.bsky.social · 5d

Truly!! I like the cold lol