whimsy
@whimsyqu33n.bsky.social
remember when robocop shot that guy in the dick
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the amount of times in my life where a man willingly told me that the perfect way for him to die would to be to suffocate with their face in my breasts.. the amount of times that has happened leads me to believe men think that's some sort of compliment
December 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
the amount of times in my life where a man willingly told me that the perfect way for him to die would to be to suffocate with their face in my breasts.. the amount of times that has happened leads me to believe men think that's some sort of compliment
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Tidal letting me know I've gotta pump these numbers up.
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Tidal letting me know I've gotta pump these numbers up.
Tidal letting me know I've gotta pump these numbers up.
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Tidal letting me know I've gotta pump these numbers up.
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i just think if you cheat on your wife that you have children with you're incredibly weak.
sending pictures of your painfully mid wang to a girl 15 years younger than you while your wife is asleep in the other room is so whack and someone should beat you up about it lol.
sending pictures of your painfully mid wang to a girl 15 years younger than you while your wife is asleep in the other room is so whack and someone should beat you up about it lol.
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
i just think if you cheat on your wife that you have children with you're incredibly weak.
sending pictures of your painfully mid wang to a girl 15 years younger than you while your wife is asleep in the other room is so whack and someone should beat you up about it lol.
sending pictures of your painfully mid wang to a girl 15 years younger than you while your wife is asleep in the other room is so whack and someone should beat you up about it lol.
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having no fallopian tubes is great and i'll never regret getting those things flung out of me.
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
having no fallopian tubes is great and i'll never regret getting those things flung out of me.
have to be up in less than six hours but i can't sleep because a nap accidentally took me like 5 hours ago
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
have to be up in less than six hours but i can't sleep because a nap accidentally took me like 5 hours ago
having no fallopian tubes is great and i'll never regret getting those things flung out of me.
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
having no fallopian tubes is great and i'll never regret getting those things flung out of me.
i just think if you cheat on your wife that you have children with you're incredibly weak.
sending pictures of your painfully mid wang to a girl 15 years younger than you while your wife is asleep in the other room is so whack and someone should beat you up about it lol.
sending pictures of your painfully mid wang to a girl 15 years younger than you while your wife is asleep in the other room is so whack and someone should beat you up about it lol.
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
i just think if you cheat on your wife that you have children with you're incredibly weak.
sending pictures of your painfully mid wang to a girl 15 years younger than you while your wife is asleep in the other room is so whack and someone should beat you up about it lol.
sending pictures of your painfully mid wang to a girl 15 years younger than you while your wife is asleep in the other room is so whack and someone should beat you up about it lol.
Thank you to the generous person who sent me some money for my birthday 🤍🤍
December 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Thank you to the generous person who sent me some money for my birthday 🤍🤍
please help my birthday not suck so hard 🤪🙃
it's my birthday today!! the big 33 (nobody calls it that)
😎🤘🎉🎂
Help me pay electric bill this month??
vemo is @ whimsymaxing
ppal is @ alexisbastian
Or if you just wanna get me some tacos, I will not stop you!
thank you 🖤🤍💜
😎🤘🎉🎂
Help me pay electric bill this month??
vemo is @ whimsymaxing
ppal is @ alexisbastian
Or if you just wanna get me some tacos, I will not stop you!
thank you 🖤🤍💜
December 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
please help my birthday not suck so hard 🤪🙃
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it's my birthday today!! the big 33 (nobody calls it that)
😎🤘🎉🎂
Help me pay electric bill this month??
vemo is @ whimsymaxing
ppal is @ alexisbastian
Or if you just wanna get me some tacos, I will not stop you!
thank you 🖤🤍💜
😎🤘🎉🎂
Help me pay electric bill this month??
vemo is @ whimsymaxing
ppal is @ alexisbastian
Or if you just wanna get me some tacos, I will not stop you!
thank you 🖤🤍💜
December 1, 2025 at 10:57 AM
it's my birthday today!! the big 33 (nobody calls it that)
😎🤘🎉🎂
Help me pay electric bill this month??
vemo is @ whimsymaxing
ppal is @ alexisbastian
Or if you just wanna get me some tacos, I will not stop you!
thank you 🖤🤍💜
😎🤘🎉🎂
Help me pay electric bill this month??
vemo is @ whimsymaxing
ppal is @ alexisbastian
Or if you just wanna get me some tacos, I will not stop you!
thank you 🖤🤍💜
it's my birthday today!! the big 33 (nobody calls it that)
😎🤘🎉🎂
Help me pay electric bill this month??
vemo is @ whimsymaxing
ppal is @ alexisbastian
Or if you just wanna get me some tacos, I will not stop you!
thank you 🖤🤍💜
😎🤘🎉🎂
Help me pay electric bill this month??
vemo is @ whimsymaxing
ppal is @ alexisbastian
Or if you just wanna get me some tacos, I will not stop you!
thank you 🖤🤍💜
December 1, 2025 at 10:57 AM
it's my birthday today!! the big 33 (nobody calls it that)
😎🤘🎉🎂
Help me pay electric bill this month??
vemo is @ whimsymaxing
ppal is @ alexisbastian
Or if you just wanna get me some tacos, I will not stop you!
thank you 🖤🤍💜
😎🤘🎉🎂
Help me pay electric bill this month??
vemo is @ whimsymaxing
ppal is @ alexisbastian
Or if you just wanna get me some tacos, I will not stop you!
thank you 🖤🤍💜
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[ soldiers groaning ]
[ creature screeching ]
[ creature screeching ]
December 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
[ soldiers groaning ]
[ creature screeching ]
[ creature screeching ]
You can tell these parents subject their children to Blippi by the way they talk to them and the way the children have zero attention span.
Why are you subjecting customer service workers to learning experiences for your children
December 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
You can tell these parents subject their children to Blippi by the way they talk to them and the way the children have zero attention span.
Why are you subjecting customer service workers to learning experiences for your children
December 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Why are you subjecting customer service workers to learning experiences for your children
I dont think my birthday this year can possibly stack up to last year and its making me depressed that its gonna be giving "just another day" vibes.
December 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I dont think my birthday this year can possibly stack up to last year and its making me depressed that its gonna be giving "just another day" vibes.
Nothing like 4-6 inches of snow to make people want to be out and about en masse regardless of how terrible the roads are.
the floor at my work is a fucking disaster. Just melted snow and salt.
the floor at my work is a fucking disaster. Just melted snow and salt.
November 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Nothing like 4-6 inches of snow to make people want to be out and about en masse regardless of how terrible the roads are.
the floor at my work is a fucking disaster. Just melted snow and salt.
the floor at my work is a fucking disaster. Just melted snow and salt.
today was exhausting i do love my partner and my family though so it was at least enjoyable
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
today was exhausting i do love my partner and my family though so it was at least enjoyable
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if your first impulse upon seeing someone smoking a cigarette is to sneer, "you know those are bad for you right? 🤓🤓😎" you need to bury your head in 3 feet of wet garbage immediately.
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
if your first impulse upon seeing someone smoking a cigarette is to sneer, "you know those are bad for you right? 🤓🤓😎" you need to bury your head in 3 feet of wet garbage immediately.
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“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
the look of embarrassment on a customers face after I point to the giant RESTROOM sign when they ask where our restrooms are... that slightly makes up for a fraction of the misery this job instills in me.
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
the look of embarrassment on a customers face after I point to the giant RESTROOM sign when they ask where our restrooms are... that slightly makes up for a fraction of the misery this job instills in me.
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Me, being a tall, muscular, blonde person doing meth: "nah it's not me"
everytime I see a tall, very skinny, blonde person I just assume its my ex, Drew. But it is usually just a methhead so I'm not actually that far off tbh.
November 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Me, being a tall, muscular, blonde person doing meth: "nah it's not me"