CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
ETERNAL WAR AGAINST THE DICKS IS ALL WE CAN RESPECT (quoth MITB)
½ a goon and ½ a god.
No TERFs, no SWERFs, no Coin Creeps or AI grifters or NFT pls.
he/him
cash app/venmo: eatyrself
paypal.me/eatyrself
½ a goon and ½ a god.
No TERFs, no SWERFs, no Coin Creeps or AI grifters or NFT pls.
he/him
cash app/venmo: eatyrself
paypal.me/eatyrself
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you ever think you hear someone screaming in the distance then realize it's your nose whistling
I saw this in one of those "worst music on the internet" videos and my god how wrong could you be
THEEE RETAIL SIMPS - "Weapon Of The Mystic" (Offcial video)
YouTube video by Tremendo Garaje
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I saw this in one of those "worst music on the internet" videos and my god how wrong could you be
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God I love my town and its tractor parade bullshit.
December 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
God I love my town and its tractor parade bullshit.
"Walmart's $12 camera is a lie!" okay what the hell does that even mean and also get off the internet
December 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
"Walmart's $12 camera is a lie!" okay what the hell does that even mean and also get off the internet
help I can't stop putting everything I can think of in my soup!
December 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
help I can't stop putting everything I can think of in my soup!
CRUST PUNKZ BAKERY
"Yes, we wash our hands"
"Yes, we wash our hands"
December 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
CRUST PUNKZ BAKERY
"Yes, we wash our hands"
"Yes, we wash our hands"
I'm not really sure I'm going to dig the music on the new Worm album but goddamn they really went for it with this Ravenloft ass cover
December 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I'm not really sure I'm going to dig the music on the new Worm album but goddamn they really went for it with this Ravenloft ass cover
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i got a black blanket if only to get pics of misfit like this
December 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
i got a black blanket if only to get pics of misfit like this
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hot sniglets in your area
September 8, 2023 at 6:25 AM
hot sniglets in your area
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ruined amongst the berries
December 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
ruined amongst the berries
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For the record, being proud of the land mass with arbitrary borders where your mother squirt you out, is the dumbest thing possible.
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
For the record, being proud of the land mass with arbitrary borders where your mother squirt you out, is the dumbest thing possible.
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Since there’s discourse about privatization of the USPS, here’s an article from this year, assessing the fallout from the privatization of the Royal Mail in the UK, over a decade ago.
Big surprise:
Shit’s fucked
www.cirrusglobaladvisors.com/post/royal-m...
Big surprise:
Shit’s fucked
www.cirrusglobaladvisors.com/post/royal-m...
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Since there’s discourse about privatization of the USPS, here’s an article from this year, assessing the fallout from the privatization of the Royal Mail in the UK, over a decade ago.
Big surprise:
Shit’s fucked
www.cirrusglobaladvisors.com/post/royal-m...
Big surprise:
Shit’s fucked
www.cirrusglobaladvisors.com/post/royal-m...
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pls help a beautiful woman just freed me from the nerd ass goggles I wear so I can constantly monitor my meme coins, then she smirked as I yelled at her. the problem is I want this to happen every day now,
December 6, 2025 at 7:09 AM
pls help a beautiful woman just freed me from the nerd ass goggles I wear so I can constantly monitor my meme coins, then she smirked as I yelled at her. the problem is I want this to happen every day now,
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When people talk about past lives they were always cleopatra or Jules Verne But I know I was a guy like this, just eating and pooping with no idea what money is.
November 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
When people talk about past lives they were always cleopatra or Jules Verne But I know I was a guy like this, just eating and pooping with no idea what money is.
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THERAPIST: You're tired. You've been masking all day, doing Image Management. It's hard work.
ME: Damn. I am tired. That feels right.
THERAPIST: Also, in every argument you've ever had, you were always the one who was right.
ME (silently breaking down): Wow (nodding; tearful nodding). Wow.
ME: Damn. I am tired. That feels right.
THERAPIST: Also, in every argument you've ever had, you were always the one who was right.
ME (silently breaking down): Wow (nodding; tearful nodding). Wow.
December 3, 2025 at 6:37 AM
THERAPIST: You're tired. You've been masking all day, doing Image Management. It's hard work.
ME: Damn. I am tired. That feels right.
THERAPIST: Also, in every argument you've ever had, you were always the one who was right.
ME (silently breaking down): Wow (nodding; tearful nodding). Wow.
ME: Damn. I am tired. That feels right.
THERAPIST: Also, in every argument you've ever had, you were always the one who was right.
ME (silently breaking down): Wow (nodding; tearful nodding). Wow.
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eevee with the perfect "my team is winning by 1 against a much better team" face
December 6, 2025 at 5:51 AM
eevee with the perfect "my team is winning by 1 against a much better team" face
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Elon musk, please invent the toilet that follows you around
No. What does it want? Who asked for this? Why is like an imprinted duckling? Is it actually a toilet that follows you around?
December 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Elon musk, please invent the toilet that follows you around
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I don’t care about anything and i vote
December 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I don’t care about anything and i vote
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I do not believe that I can express strongly enough how Bullshit it is that I have a headache every Friday evening into Saturday
December 6, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I do not believe that I can express strongly enough how Bullshit it is that I have a headache every Friday evening into Saturday
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They're coming out with a huge new machine that fucking sucks
December 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
They're coming out with a huge new machine that fucking sucks
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🚨🚨🚨 I've just published my second ever youtube video!!! come take a wild ride with me as we watch this passport bro's campaign to ""make america breed again""!! shares are appreciated, I'm a new youtube channel and I need the help lol <3
This Passport Bro is Out of Control (Legal Mindset)
YouTube video by mr pxssy
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
🚨🚨🚨 I've just published my second ever youtube video!!! come take a wild ride with me as we watch this passport bro's campaign to ""make america breed again""!! shares are appreciated, I'm a new youtube channel and I need the help lol <3