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ETERNAL WAR AGAINST THE DICKS IS ALL WE CAN RESPECT (quoth MITB)
½ a goon and ½ a god.
No TERFs, no SWERFs, no Coin Creeps or AI grifters or NFT pls.
he/him
cash app/venmo: eatyrself
paypal.me/eatyrself
½ a goon and ½ a god.
No TERFs, no SWERFs, no Coin Creeps or AI grifters or NFT pls.
he/him
cash app/venmo: eatyrself
paypal.me/eatyrself
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you ever think you hear someone screaming in the distance then realize it's your nose whistling
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I wasnt allowed to watch Jackie Chan Adventures growing up because my stepdad thought it would teach me to stand up to him
December 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I wasnt allowed to watch Jackie Chan Adventures growing up because my stepdad thought it would teach me to stand up to him
very nice and I think the band name and title are anthropology in jokes
boneabduction.bandcamp.com/album/afaren...
boneabduction.bandcamp.com/album/afaren...
Afarensis, by Bone Abduction
3 track album
boneabduction.bandcamp.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:52 AM
very nice and I think the band name and title are anthropology in jokes
boneabduction.bandcamp.com/album/afaren...
boneabduction.bandcamp.com/album/afaren...
whispering "gonna bite your cheeks" to a mango in a villainous hiss
December 7, 2025 at 8:17 AM
whispering "gonna bite your cheeks" to a mango in a villainous hiss
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i will never shut up about how good the devil's blood was and how mediocre ghost turned out to be
June 18, 2024 at 5:51 PM
i will never shut up about how good the devil's blood was and how mediocre ghost turned out to be
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for millennia, humans have dreamed of having our blood feel the warmth of the ozone (that’s why blood is always trying to leave our bodies) and we are lucky to live in the era when we finally have the technology
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
for millennia, humans have dreamed of having our blood feel the warmth of the ozone (that’s why blood is always trying to leave our bodies) and we are lucky to live in the era when we finally have the technology
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here's the newest chapter of my original literary fiction for discerning audiences archiveofourown.org/works/672157...
The City of Birds - Chapter 3 - Laanah - Kill Six Billion Demons (Webcomic) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
here's the newest chapter of my original literary fiction for discerning audiences archiveofourown.org/works/672157...
I don't recall being asked if I was okay with the invention of money
December 7, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I don't recall being asked if I was okay with the invention of money
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It's December! Cheer and joy unto every one!
This month we're aiming at 3000 again for the fundraiser!
We didn't hit the November target, so things are quite tight!
Paypal in bio, if you're European: bank info in the DMs!
Art theme: THEMELESS, gonna go random on y'all!
This month we're aiming at 3000 again for the fundraiser!
We didn't hit the November target, so things are quite tight!
Paypal in bio, if you're European: bank info in the DMs!
Art theme: THEMELESS, gonna go random on y'all!
December 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It's December! Cheer and joy unto every one!
This month we're aiming at 3000 again for the fundraiser!
We didn't hit the November target, so things are quite tight!
Paypal in bio, if you're European: bank info in the DMs!
Art theme: THEMELESS, gonna go random on y'all!
This month we're aiming at 3000 again for the fundraiser!
We didn't hit the November target, so things are quite tight!
Paypal in bio, if you're European: bank info in the DMs!
Art theme: THEMELESS, gonna go random on y'all!
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
imagine if Kash Patel was like super competent at his job
December 7, 2025 at 7:59 AM
imagine if Kash Patel was like super competent at his job
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Had an Eel Facts advent calendar, (which I worked on), sent to my sister's family for my young niece.
They had to explain what a Xenomorph was. She was inspired to draw her own illustrations. I love them.
You can get a copy of Eel Facts here: squidfacts.bigcartel.com/product/eel-...
They had to explain what a Xenomorph was. She was inspired to draw her own illustrations. I love them.
You can get a copy of Eel Facts here: squidfacts.bigcartel.com/product/eel-...
December 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Had an Eel Facts advent calendar, (which I worked on), sent to my sister's family for my young niece.
They had to explain what a Xenomorph was. She was inspired to draw her own illustrations. I love them.
You can get a copy of Eel Facts here: squidfacts.bigcartel.com/product/eel-...
They had to explain what a Xenomorph was. She was inspired to draw her own illustrations. I love them.
You can get a copy of Eel Facts here: squidfacts.bigcartel.com/product/eel-...
I have finished Alien: Earf and I guess that'll teach them to leave their final ep script unattended when Marvel ppl are in the building
December 7, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I have finished Alien: Earf and I guess that'll teach them to leave their final ep script unattended when Marvel ppl are in the building
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so it’s fine for the kettle to scream every morning but when i do it i’m “annoying”?
December 7, 2025 at 7:17 AM
so it’s fine for the kettle to scream every morning but when i do it i’m “annoying”?
I saw this in one of those "worst music on the internet" videos and my god how wrong could you be
THEEE RETAIL SIMPS - "Weapon Of The Mystic" (Offcial video)
YouTube video by Tremendo Garaje
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I saw this in one of those "worst music on the internet" videos and my god how wrong could you be
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God I love my town and its tractor parade bullshit.
December 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
God I love my town and its tractor parade bullshit.
"Walmart's $12 camera is a lie!" okay what the hell does that even mean and also get off the internet
December 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
"Walmart's $12 camera is a lie!" okay what the hell does that even mean and also get off the internet
help I can't stop putting everything I can think of in my soup!
December 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
help I can't stop putting everything I can think of in my soup!
CRUST PUNKZ BAKERY
"Yes, we wash our hands"
"Yes, we wash our hands"
December 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
CRUST PUNKZ BAKERY
"Yes, we wash our hands"
"Yes, we wash our hands"
I'm not really sure I'm going to dig the music on the new Worm album but goddamn they really went for it with this Ravenloft ass cover
December 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I'm not really sure I'm going to dig the music on the new Worm album but goddamn they really went for it with this Ravenloft ass cover
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i got a black blanket if only to get pics of misfit like this
December 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
i got a black blanket if only to get pics of misfit like this
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hot sniglets in your area
September 8, 2023 at 6:25 AM
hot sniglets in your area
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ruined amongst the berries
December 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
ruined amongst the berries
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For the record, being proud of the land mass with arbitrary borders where your mother squirt you out, is the dumbest thing possible.
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
For the record, being proud of the land mass with arbitrary borders where your mother squirt you out, is the dumbest thing possible.