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ETERNAL WAR AGAINST THE DICKS IS ALL WE CAN RESPECT (quoth MITB)

½ a goon and ½ a god.

No TERFs, no SWERFs, no Coin Creeps or AI grifters or NFT pls.

he/him

cash app/venmo: eatyrself
paypal.me/eatyrself
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you ever think you hear someone screaming in the distance then realize it's your nose whistling
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Dumb and dumber
December 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Your support, whether it's a click or a contribution, truly counts for so many people.

Please don't forget #Gaza.

Thank you for seeing this.
🍉 Love y'all,
Ryuma
Keep Hope Alive: a Gaza Giving Circle
We are a team of volunteers in the US and UK, led by two sisters passionate about helping our friends on the ground keep their families and neighbors alive with food, water, & shelter. We saw that the...
chuffed.org
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
if you meet the Buddha on the road and he says he wants a ride peel out and yell "desire is suffering, shithead 🖕😂"
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
thanks bsky and specifically @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social for making my brain react to hearing "he was taken to a Hamburg hospital" and immediately thinking "ah yes, where they help the hamburgers"
December 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
this is some wild stuff
Wretched Fixation - Calamitous Manifestation of Flesh

"About the death of human ego as we are shit on by sadistic entities, taking place on a surreal apocalypse-fucked version of earth."

#blackmetal #rawblackmetal #noiseblackmetal

getmusic.fm/l/9lvy0k
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Get those bids in 😎
Bidding is now open on my fuzzy felt Mari Lwyd, along with so many other wonderful works of art.
All funds go to domestic violence charities, please do bid if you can afford to and feel able, it would be great to raise as much money as possible🐴💀👻
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/15748996...
December 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
this'll shake your steak
December 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I heard the most amazing conspiracy bullshit the other day, I think it was fucking rogan saying that the world eats so many burgers every day and where are all the cows? WHERE ARE ALL THE COWS YOU NEVER SEE COWS! and like dude drive out of Austin 30 min in any direction for the shock of your life
December 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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serpent sequence, 2024
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
living like a billionaire (sending my blood around a Hot Wheels track for oxygenation and youthifying and then getting it back in there, somehow)
December 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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I wasnt allowed to watch Jackie Chan Adventures growing up because my stepdad thought it would teach me to stand up to him
December 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
very nice and I think the band name and title are anthropology in jokes

boneabduction.bandcamp.com/album/afaren...
Afarensis, by Bone Abduction
3 track album
boneabduction.bandcamp.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:52 AM
whispering "gonna bite your cheeks" to a mango in a villainous hiss
December 7, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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i will never shut up about how good the devil's blood was and how mediocre ghost turned out to be
June 18, 2024 at 5:51 PM
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for millennia, humans have dreamed of having our blood feel the warmth of the ozone (that’s why blood is always trying to leave our bodies) and we are lucky to live in the era when we finally have the technology
I don't even know how to joke about this
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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here's the newest chapter of my original literary fiction for discerning audiences archiveofourown.org/works/672157...
The City of Birds - Chapter 3 - Laanah - Kill Six Billion Demons (Webcomic) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I don't recall being asked if I was okay with the invention of money
December 7, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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It's December! Cheer and joy unto every one!

This month we're aiming at 3000 again for the fundraiser!

We didn't hit the November target, so things are quite tight!

Paypal in bio, if you're European: bank info in the DMs!

Art theme: THEMELESS, gonna go random on y'all!
December 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
imagine if Kash Patel was like super competent at his job
December 7, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Had an Eel Facts advent calendar, (which I worked on), sent to my sister's family for my young niece.

They had to explain what a Xenomorph was. She was inspired to draw her own illustrations. I love them.

You can get a copy of Eel Facts here: squidfacts.bigcartel.com/product/eel-...
December 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I have finished Alien: Earf and I guess that'll teach them to leave their final ep script unattended when Marvel ppl are in the building
December 7, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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so it’s fine for the kettle to scream every morning but when i do it i’m “annoying”?
December 7, 2025 at 7:17 AM