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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴
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ETERNAL WAR AGAINST THE DICKS IS ALL WE CAN RESPECT (quoth MITB)

½ a goon and ½ a god.

No TERFs, no SWERFs, no Coin Creeps or AI grifters or NFT pls.

he/him

cash app/venmo: eatyrself
paypal.me/eatyrself
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you ever think you hear someone screaming in the distance then realize it's your nose whistling
turns out portnoy's complaint is that the NFL, the Raiders and the referees are all out to get him
December 10, 2025 at 7:51 AM
how about this AI everybody? amazing technology. amazing. you can use it to generate girls, beautiful girls, perfect girls, after a while I got sick of it and asked it to make me an ugly man, it said "I think your parents beat me to it"
December 10, 2025 at 7:39 AM
in meant to believe that recording and sharing memories is apparently the non-batshit position.
It's fine to push back against google-glasses or whatevs, but the day is going to come where we can easily record and share our memories, and a lot of anti-surveillance populism rn is laced with batshit anti-transhumanism that will outright try to *mandate* cognitive limitations in the next century.
December 10, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Bronx, uptown, all of NYC please check this out
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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I still need $960 to complete my goal and pay rent and bills. Please help with whatever you can.

If 96 people can give $10 each I can complete my goal and stay housed.

Thanks for the shares and donos.

CA: $AyudaMutua911
Ven: AyudaMutua

#MutualAid #AuDHD #HelpFolksLive #Bipocma #AbolishICE
December 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
youth al pastor
December 10, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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This is a collection of songs for a dead country; a painful reminder that the ground we stand on is not ours. When the dams break and our ideals wash away, we're left with only the bones of those we stood on to get to where we are now.

helenaford.bandcamp.com/album/the-ti...
The Time of Year Where People Disappear, by Helena Ford
4 track album
helenaford.bandcamp.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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I'm excited for the second release on @bargecamp.bsky.social, Crom Cruaunch by @logotrope.xyz! Some warm, introspective synths+beats that frankly couldn't come at a more ideal time, as the air chills outside 🔥
new on bargecamp:

Crom Cruaunch by @logotrope.xyz !

Take your mind on a journey through seven instrumental tracks. Chart your progress as you cut through the fog and mist. Traverse the wilds/bramble/fields and through the woods before you finally reach the river

www.bargecamp.com/logotrope-cr...
November 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Instant all-timer here:
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
20 minutes after setup and the cat is meowing sadly at the spot where the old normal litterbox was
Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.
December 10, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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This is a really good question that I'll have to think about but I'm curious if #MetalSky has any helpful suggestions?
Question

Does anybody know any Brutal Death Metal that goes along the lines of Once Was Not by Cryptopsy?

I love how the proggyness of that album added to the brutality and was wondering if there was more like it.
December 8, 2025 at 11:27 AM
okay I'm going to complain for a minute, if you can believe it.

Large Roommate has tried to quit smoking 3 times since I moved in; he's in bad health generally (asthma, COPD, diabetes, heart failure) and had a mass in 1 lung he was slowly getting around to treating.

then other rm started 🚬 again
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I try not to succumb to the paranoia about devices reading our minds; might be possible but I think it'd require more equipment than a cellphone and TV.

that said I was trying to remember the title of a Canadian movie I watched last year and no I didn't Google it or anything else and this came up
December 10, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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looking like the back cover of Miles’ Live-Evil
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
breaking: dave portnoy detained by security outside raiders locker room with "nailbomb concealed in pizza box"
December 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
benson boone to the fucking hague
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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being a kid is thinking that shemp is bad
being an adult is knowing that curly joe is bad
August 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Just ate a dorito that looked like Che Guevara. Really wish I had taken a picture but I think my high standing in the dorito community should suffice
December 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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hip! hip!
December 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
you know how when Beetlejuice first appears in his meggings you can see like everything down there
December 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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"Backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government" hmm....I'm gonna need another country to cosign.
December 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
my sludge doom band Black Linux
December 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Time warp
December 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
if Buddha was alive today and heard tiktok blasting out of someone's phone he would slap that shit outta their hand and stomp on the phone
December 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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giggling and cackling and snorting and getting spittle everywhere as I yell "MORE VULGAR! MORE VULGAR STILL! EVEN MORE VULGAR THAN THAT!" and pound the Vulgarity button that has replaced the keyboard in this grim future
December 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM