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@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social

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ETERNAL WAR AGAINST THE DICKS IS ALL WE CAN RESPECT (quoth MITB) ½ a goon and ½ a god. No TERFs, no SWERFs, no Coin Creeps or AI grifters or NFT pls. he/him cash app/venmo: eatyrself paypal.me/eatyrself

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Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · Nov 9

you ever think you hear someone screaming in the distance then realize it's your nose whistling

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worm adderall @wormmo.de · 2h

Teajay does a bunch of good work in the community, help him out if you've got a buck or two!

atomly @atomly.com · 2h

there's a gofundme up to help my wonderful partner @mimicinspace.bsky.social pay for his top surgery, which he unfortunately has to cover out of pocket. he's the best so please help if you can or just share the link!

gofund.me/34e499d25

Donate to Teajay's Top Surgery Fundraiser, organized by Emery Webster

Hi all! I’m raising funds for my sweet lovely partner Teajay. Many of you know T… Emery Webster needs your support for Teajay's Top Surgery Fundraiser

gofund.me

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Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 5m

he took a pepper ball to the cloaca

Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 5m

black and white infomercial clip of a guy wearing a Les Paul and getting stuck when he tries to walk through a door, cuts to color footage of a guy wearing a Steinberger Spirit walking through the door easily

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Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 9m

Welcome to the Pit of Ultimate Darkness

crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · Sep 6

don’t even @ me, i’m posting dark shalhoub

tony shalhoub in all black with a stache

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Cashlin @cashlin.bsky.social · 19h

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"Morning Glory PLUR" Sticker for Sale by CashlinRap

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Skalman @owallstromer.bsky.social · 8h

So, the Swedish "FBI" (Säpo) and military intelligence agency is apparently pressuring muslims they have deemed to be security threats to "volunteer" in the war in Ukraine, in exchange for not meddling with other family members' continued living in Sweden. Cool. Coolcoolcool.

Bilderna från mötet med Säpo: ”Varför ska jag åka och kriga där?”

Säpo förnekar att de försöker förmå personer som klassats som säkerhetshot att lämna Sverige för att kriga i Ukraina. Men Uppdrag granskning har träffat flera män som påstår sig ha fått förslaget. – J...

www.svt.se

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⚔️𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖙𝖔𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖍⚔️ @ubergreen.bsky.social · 3h

please help synapsid! her car just got totaled

‎Synapsid M.D. @synapsid.bsky.social · Aug 14

We need your help again, I really really really hoped our housing problems were finally over and we had a home. The harassment from our new landlord just does not let up whenever either of us set foot in there.
Now completely broke from all this and effectively homeless, again

gofund.me/a94607fc

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Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 27m

lol

Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · Dec 16

every morning i see this on my blueberries and every morning i get a little more enraged

Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 28m

they're the SAME THING

Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 42m

he's like a pug but human

Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 43m

thinking about the abandoned Assassin's Creed and imagining Abe Lincoln using his hat as a flying guillotine

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Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 48m

does Odo of Cluny count as a theologian cause I'd love to beat his sexist ass

Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 52m

I developed the habit, when working for the state of NJ, of referring to my office slacks as "government pants"

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Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 54m

I think he and Schumer got texts that told them they'll get more donations if they pretend to give a shit about what's happening like 10% more than they did

Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 56m

politicians are, though.

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Roko's Brocialist @bombsfall.bsky.social · Feb 12

You pieces of shit are demanding democrats do something instead of giving them money and otherwise not bothering them

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Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 1h

I think android is superior to iOS based on no experience whatsoever, but also android sucks shit a thousand times worse than any PC OS I've ever experienced

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The American Caliban @substitute.bsky.social · 5d

Terror couple eat Whopper

Discontinued FOoOoOoOods! 🎃🍫👻🍬 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 6d

Burger King Dark Whopper (2007, 2008): A classic Whopper, but made with black-pepper cheese, black pepper ketchup, and a peppery steak/bbq sauce. Released exclusively in the UK to promote the films "Spider-Man 3" and "The Dark Knight" in back-to-back summers.

A hamburger on a bun sits in front of a black background. It contains tomatoes, lettuce, onions, pickles, and cheese. It reads "Dark Whopper"

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Juniper @coffinfairy.bsky.social · 1d

I’m at $50/$1,170

We are now down to a day before we lose heat as well as a day until the electric bill is due. PLEASE help us stay warm and keep electricity on. We need it for cooking, to keep the fridge on, wash clothes and of course the lights.

Juniper @coffinfairy.bsky.social · 4d

‼️Single Disabled mom‼️needing help with electric due the 8th and propane that heats my home and water filled ASAP.

Electric: $520

Propane:$650

Any help is appreciated 💜

PayPal: www.paypal.me/Coffinelf

Cashapp: cash.app/$coffinkewpie

Ko-fi: coffinfairy

Screenshot of text that says: I'm a single disabled mom of four. I have uterine fibroids that causes excessive bleeding and fatigue, POTs and PTSD from Covid turning into long covid and causing my health problems. I was working two jobs prior to not working until it caught up to me and I ended up in the ER with a heart rate that wouldn't slow down until I had to take medication. I have been trying to get on disability since. A year later I started to caretake for my disabled child by myself as well. I had help previously but it wasn't working out and l've had to do a lot of it on my own, now I'm stuck in a situation where working isn't possible for my health and while I'm already caretaking for my disabled child that needs constant care. I did not ever envision this happening to me and have always worked hard to take care of my family but now I'm in what feels like an impossible situation trying my best to take care of my kids and myself so I can stay around for them as long as possible. Im not enjoying coming online asking for help but I have no where else to turn. I'm doing

Screenshot of text that says: have no where else to turn. I'm doing everything I can to get help but it's not enough to survive off of. I'm sadly the only responsible parent and have limited family that all live too far to help. I live in California which is a bit expensive but with the state of America right now I'm trying to stay where my trans child and disabled child are the safest. Any help is appreciated and keeps my kids and I surviving while waiting on disability or other options I'm pursuing to happen. I don't know what the future holds but as a mother I'm doing everything I can to keep my family together, healthy and happy. Even if it means coming online and begging for that help. Thank you if you read.
Please boost if you're able. The chances someone who can help sees my post greatly increases with more eyes. Lots of love

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ʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA @bowsnonk.bsky.social · Sep 6

I just realized that it's almost spooky season and I have a delightful spooky cat design in my shop! get it on shirts, stickers, bags, home goods, and more www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1646...