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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
ETERNAL WAR AGAINST THE DICKS IS ALL WE CAN RESPECT (quoth MITB)

½ a goon and ½ a god.

No TERFs, no SWERFs, no Coin Creeps or AI grifters or NFT pls.

he/him

cash app/venmo: eatyrself
paypal.me/eatyrself
once my mom's dog was attacked so she pepper sprayed that dog and got some on her own dog, came back and bathed the dog resulting in a house full of pepper spray steam, it was awful
December 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I go to great lengths to minimize the possibility
December 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Reposted by CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴
Computer enhance
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
so good
December 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
like a baloney train, see?
December 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
oh no, I hope they treat you right.
December 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I was making soup so I was sauteing onions, garlic and jalapenos, but apparently leaned over and took a big whiff right as the capsaicin aerosolized lol
December 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I still have my doubts as to whether that would be enough space
December 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
and he didn't even fuck RFK jr
December 3, 2025 at 8:08 AM
adorable. I hope he eats my corpse one day.
December 3, 2025 at 6:52 AM