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An Evan
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It’s me again.
Computer, cook whole turkey
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Watching Tokyo Godfathers for the first time since I saw it when it came out in the theater
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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* Extreme Jane's Addiction Voice *
Dogs on TV tomorrow
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Dogs on TV tomorrow
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
guy always looks like he's either on every drug or is severely hungover from every drug
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Normalize giant sandwich for Thanksgiving dinner
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Tiny Chef, the internet sensation who also happens to be animated, has gained millions of fans of all ages while whipping up vegetarian meals with a side of heart. https://to.pbs.org/3V1pHCs
How Tiny Chef captured the internet’s heart
He’s a little guy with a huge following online. Tiny Chef, the Instagram sensation who also happens to be animated, has gained millions of fans of all ages while whipping up vegetarian meals with a si...
to.pbs.org
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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it's not thanksgiving without my scoop of stuff
my fav thanksgiving side? gotta be bowl with some stuff in it
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
my fav thanksgiving side? gotta be bowl with some stuff in it
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Dogs on TV tomorrow
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
If you see this post an anime you love
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7DY...
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I do a smoked turkey every year now, but when I used to do a regular bird, brined or unbrined, the best results I ever got were putting it in one of those weird plastic oven bags. Runner up was the first time I ever cooked one and I cooked it upside-down by mistake
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Odds he got Rush Hour and Police Academy confused
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 AM
okay but there's probably a way to have a cake inside a pie
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I've read the Rush Hour 4 script and it's woke. They have to train up new rush hourers and one is a woman and the other one is also a woman
November 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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i used computer to plan my thanksgiving menu:

bubblegum stuffed turkey (boiled)
green bean stew
rocks
green bean gravy
flotozipwini
sweet olives
cranburpy
green bean eggs
bun
plotato
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
i've never seen a minion irl before
2022 man time flies
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
X-Men vs Mary Poppins
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
i used computer to plan my thanksgiving menu:

bubblegum stuffed turkey (boiled)
green bean stew
rocks
green bean gravy
flotozipwini
sweet olives
cranburpy
green bean eggs
bun
plotato
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
do they print any books in night mode?
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Going to bed before 9
a win :)
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I remember when Apple used to have noise warnings when you would listen on headphones and I was always like, I choose violence
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 AM