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An Evan
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It’s me again.
Excited to announce I'm starting a company that measures presidential approval ratings
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Reposted by An Evan
The Red Shoes (1948) - 1:51:00
Dir. Michael Powell, Emeric Pressburger
Runtime 133 minutes
🚬 x 71, or one cigarette every 1.87 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/the-red-shoes/

February 10, 2026 at 5:20 PM
My 8 y/o son has similar ideas but at least his would be fun and useful. "They should make a Godzilla that eats all our garbage"
You're right, son. Dream it
Elon Musk told employees at xAI, his artificial intelligence company, on Tuesday that the company needed a factory on the moon to build A.I. satellites and a massive catapult to launch them into space.
Elon Musk Wants to Build an A.I. Satellite Factory on the Moon
In a meeting with employees at his company xAI, Mr. Musk revealed a vision for a facility that includes a giant catapult to launch his satellites into space.
nyti.ms
February 11, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Clearly the biathlon attracts a criminal element. You're sneaking around on skis shooting at things then slithering away
February 11, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Reposted by An Evan
THE OLYMPICS OF BIATHLON MESS CONTINUES

GOLD MEDAL FOR THE WOMAN WHO STOLE HER TEAMMATE'S CREDIT CARDS
February 11, 2026 at 2:55 PM
there was a progressive insurance ad about a flooded basement that aired tonight that was the most subversive thing I’ve seen on corporate tv in a while and it felt like a taunt
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 AM
would have been a figure skater but they wouldn’t let me skate with a sword
February 11, 2026 at 5:49 AM
I think these are currently the two coolest people on the planet
February 11, 2026 at 5:06 AM
so nice to finally have drafts
February 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
here's a stop sign trying to figure out what kind of bird that was that just flew over
February 10, 2026 at 8:43 PM
you maniacs were right about this Dry Cleaning record
February 10, 2026 at 8:08 PM
up on the roof, about to do an olympic
February 10, 2026 at 7:07 PM
writing so many good drafts
February 10, 2026 at 6:51 PM
age verification?
February 10, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Deep frying all the left over junk food from last night
February 10, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Strong Boy is healing up from the flu so I stayed home today
We made Godzilla emerging from the water together (his idea)
February 9, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Watching Fishing With John
February 9, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Reposted by An Evan
Sports reporter with NBC News reporting that the couple in Bad Bunny’s halftime show got married for real
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Ads mostly suck this year
AI crap
Celeb spot non-ideas
Tear jerkers I refuse to cry about
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
An actual god
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
🇵🇷
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Hell yea
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
man, I luv junk food
February 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Jump scare
February 8, 2026 at 11:16 PM
doing more food prep than Thanksgiving today fucking stupid lol
February 8, 2026 at 10:53 PM