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An Evan
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Excited to announce I'm starting a company that measures presidential approval ratings
phillewis.bsky.social Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 1h
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
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February 11, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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The Red Shoes (1948) - 1:51:00
Dir. Michael Powell, Emeric Pressburger
Runtime 133 minutes
🚬 x 71, or one cigarette every 1.87 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/the-red-shoes/

A cigarette from The Red Shoes (1948) - 1:51:00
February 10, 2026 at 5:20 PM
elsplice.bsky.social
My 8 y/o son has similar ideas but at least his would be fun and useful. "They should make a Godzilla that eats all our garbage"
You're right, son. Dream it
nytimes.com The New York Times @nytimes.com · 7h
Elon Musk told employees at xAI, his artificial intelligence company, on Tuesday that the company needed a factory on the moon to build A.I. satellites and a massive catapult to launch them into space.
Elon Musk Wants to Build an A.I. Satellite Factory on the Moon
In a meeting with employees at his company xAI, Mr. Musk revealed a vision for a facility that includes a giant catapult to launch his satellites into space.
nyti.ms
February 11, 2026 at 4:43 PM
elsplice.bsky.social
Clearly the biathlon attracts a criminal element. You're sneaking around on skis shooting at things then slithering away
February 11, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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THE OLYMPICS OF BIATHLON MESS CONTINUES

GOLD MEDAL FOR THE WOMAN WHO STOLE HER TEAMMATE'S CREDIT CARDS
French biathlete Julia Simon crossing the finish line and holding a "shhhh" finger to her mouth headline: French biathlon star Juilia Simon found guilty of theft and credit card fraud Olympic medallist admitted using teammate's bank card
February 11, 2026 at 2:55 PM
elsplice.bsky.social
there was a progressive insurance ad about a flooded basement that aired tonight that was the most subversive thing I’ve seen on corporate tv in a while and it felt like a taunt
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 AM
elsplice.bsky.social
would have been a figure skater but they wouldn’t let me skate with a sword
February 11, 2026 at 5:49 AM
elsplice.bsky.social
I think these are currently the two coolest people on the planet
February 11, 2026 at 5:06 AM
elsplice.bsky.social
so nice to finally have drafts
A screenshot of a post not yet sent that just reads: Scooby D'eux
February 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
elsplice.bsky.social
here's a stop sign trying to figure out what kind of bird that was that just flew over
a bad drawing of a stop sign that's leaning back a little bit at the top. trying to get a look it was a big bird whatever it was
February 10, 2026 at 8:43 PM
elsplice.bsky.social
you maniacs were right about this Dry Cleaning record
February 10, 2026 at 8:08 PM
elsplice.bsky.social
up on the roof, about to do an olympic
February 10, 2026 at 7:07 PM
elsplice.bsky.social
writing so many good drafts
February 10, 2026 at 6:51 PM
elsplice.bsky.social
age verification?
Old TV/game adapter not seen since the Atari days
February 10, 2026 at 4:14 PM
elsplice.bsky.social
Deep frying all the left over junk food from last night
February 10, 2026 at 2:31 AM
elsplice.bsky.social
Strong Boy is healing up from the flu so I stayed home today
We made Godzilla emerging from the water together (his idea)
Just the neck and head of Godzilla out of Lego. Strong boy wanted him to be all black. He’s got lots of spikes and googly eyes. Kinda silly looking with his mouth open. On a blue Lego base (the ocean) Same from another angle. You can see the spikes on his back better here
February 9, 2026 at 9:52 PM
elsplice.bsky.social
Watching Fishing With John
February 9, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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Sports reporter with NBC News reporting that the couple in Bad Bunny’s halftime show got married for real
Rohan Nadkarni @RohanNadkarni This is incredibly cool — A source familiar with Bad Bunny’s performance tonight tells me that the couple in the halftime show got married for real. They invited Bad Bunny to their wedding and in turn he invited them to get married during his performance.
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
elsplice.bsky.social
Ads mostly suck this year
AI crap
Celeb spot non-ideas
Tear jerkers I refuse to cry about
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
elsplice.bsky.social
An actual god
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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🇵🇷
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
elsplice.bsky.social
Hell yea
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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man, I luv junk food
February 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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Jump scare
February 8, 2026 at 11:16 PM
elsplice.bsky.social
doing more food prep than Thanksgiving today fucking stupid lol
February 8, 2026 at 10:53 PM