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An Evan
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It’s me again.
EEEEEEEEEEE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY @eehouls.bsky.social !!!
You’re the BEST!!!!
February 8, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Keep JD Vance the fuck off my television
February 7, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Friday night
Movie night
Gonna watch Night of the Hunter
Never seen it
(don’t yell at me)
February 7, 2026 at 5:50 AM
I wonder how many people are going to law school now for revenge
February 7, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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billionaires should not exist but im about to become one
February 6, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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We are at 230 shirts sold so far! This is *only* available today and all proceeds go to rent relief funds for folks in East St Paul, MN who have been impacted by the federal siege in Minnesota:
bikinikill.bandcamp.com/merch/limite...
Limited Edition Resist Psychic Death t-shirt from Bikini Kill
Limited Edition Resist Psychic Death t-shirt from Bikini Kill
bikinikill.bandcamp.com
February 6, 2026 at 8:32 PM
im of an age where i have to post this
February 6, 2026 at 7:26 PM
yeah, I'm blocking the pro-AI writing professor thank you v much
February 6, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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Doing art badly is good and sacred
February 6, 2026 at 6:26 PM
billionaires should not exist but im about to become one
February 6, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Overheard coming out of the show last night: Oh man, I can't wait to sue a Waymo!
(supposedly they arrive in Portland soon)
February 6, 2026 at 4:13 PM
JRCG night comes to Portland, Oregon
February 6, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Cool I.C.S. right now
February 6, 2026 at 1:34 AM
reading up on the ski jump guys' dick acid situation and i think they should just let them use jet engines this is embarrassing
February 6, 2026 at 12:44 AM
when I saw the teaser image, i knew i had to click
(short 🧵)
February 5, 2026 at 10:37 PM
here's a cloud making a crash landing— oh no!
February 5, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 5:10 PM
fav things in the kid rock video:
1. kid rock struggling to take off his jacket mid-song
2. not a single audience member able to move in time with a beat that is basically paddy-cake paddy-cake
February 5, 2026 at 7:58 PM
[Eddie Deezen voice] my bitcoins!!
February 5, 2026 at 7:26 PM
The audible groan I made when I read "headquarters_67"
February 5, 2026 at 5:22 PM
"WHO LAUGHS LAST?"
I’ve watched this about 20 times already
February 5, 2026 at 4:47 PM
here's a baby triangle
February 5, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Watching The Witch (2015)
Never seen it
February 5, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Dem leaders, like: We’re standing up to this corrupt administration and we’ve negotiated an agreement that ICE gets to murder no more than three people a week
February 5, 2026 at 2:11 AM