Blasted out on five flavors of quaaludes, bedtime maxing, I hop to with my handy knife ready to fight off gunman, deflecting bullets left and right with my knuckle guard.
“I see you’ve met the 1917 edition,” I say to my fallen foes
“I see you’ve met the 1917 edition,” I say to my fallen foes
February 12, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Blasted out on five flavors of quaaludes, bedtime maxing, I hop to with my handy knife ready to fight off gunman, deflecting bullets left and right with my knuckle guard.
“I see you’ve met the 1917 edition,” I say to my fallen foes
“I see you’ve met the 1917 edition,” I say to my fallen foes
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Losing my mind bc this is at the Most Divorced Bar in South Jersey (and at which I attended at least two different office Christmas parties). It is way way too on the nose
@normcharlatan.bsky.social know there’s a lot going on but wanted to make sure you saw this
February 12, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Losing my mind bc this is at the Most Divorced Bar in South Jersey (and at which I attended at least two different office Christmas parties). It is way way too on the nose
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it is so embarrassing that we can’t get trump on the epstein stuff. After access Hollywood and Miss teen USA and the E Jean Carroll verdict, it’s like we let Jeffrey Dahmer go three times and then found him with a hundred human heads and we‘re standing there like are you SURE these aren’t yours
February 11, 2026 at 4:36 PM
it is so embarrassing that we can’t get trump on the epstein stuff. After access Hollywood and Miss teen USA and the E Jean Carroll verdict, it’s like we let Jeffrey Dahmer go three times and then found him with a hundred human heads and we‘re standing there like are you SURE these aren’t yours
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Genuinely cannot believe it’s been a year since I got laid off. I was devastated. I *am* devastated. I loved my job so much. I loved working with scientists everyday.
I’m also still looking for my next job, so if you know anybody that needs a stellar comms person, let me know. Remote or in Boston.
I’m also still looking for my next job, so if you know anybody that needs a stellar comms person, let me know. Remote or in Boston.
Well, anybody hiring? Just found out my last day is Friday.
Mass General Brigham said it will let go of hundreds of employees in the next two months, the largest layoff in the organization’s history, as the health system grapples with financial shortfalls and operational challenges.
February 11, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Genuinely cannot believe it’s been a year since I got laid off. I was devastated. I *am* devastated. I loved my job so much. I loved working with scientists everyday.
I’m also still looking for my next job, so if you know anybody that needs a stellar comms person, let me know. Remote or in Boston.
I’m also still looking for my next job, so if you know anybody that needs a stellar comms person, let me know. Remote or in Boston.
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My 8 y/o son has similar ideas but at least his would be fun and useful. "They should make a Godzilla that eats all our garbage"
You're right, son. Dream it
You're right, son. Dream it
Elon Musk told employees at xAI, his artificial intelligence company, on Tuesday that the company needed a factory on the moon to build A.I. satellites and a massive catapult to launch them into space.
Elon Musk Wants to Build an A.I. Satellite Factory on the Moon
In a meeting with employees at his company xAI, Mr. Musk revealed a vision for a facility that includes a giant catapult to launch his satellites into space.
nyti.ms
February 11, 2026 at 4:43 PM
My 8 y/o son has similar ideas but at least his would be fun and useful. "They should make a Godzilla that eats all our garbage"
You're right, son. Dream it
You're right, son. Dream it
Hear me out: fencing on ice skates
would have been a figure skater but they wouldn’t let me skate with a sword
February 11, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Hear me out: fencing on ice skates
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Let's see your fancy fuckin' AI programs do THIS
April 10, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Let's see your fancy fuckin' AI programs do THIS
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H.T. Huang toucan desk lamps, 1980s
February 11, 2026 at 11:42 AM
H.T. Huang toucan desk lamps, 1980s
Excited to announce I'm starting a company that measures presidential approval ratings
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Excited to announce I'm starting a company that measures presidential approval ratings
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The Red Shoes (1948) - 1:51:00
Dir. Michael Powell, Emeric Pressburger
Runtime 133 minutes
🚬 x 71, or one cigarette every 1.87 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/the-red-shoes/
Dir. Michael Powell, Emeric Pressburger
Runtime 133 minutes
🚬 x 71, or one cigarette every 1.87 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/the-red-shoes/
February 10, 2026 at 5:20 PM
The Red Shoes (1948) - 1:51:00
Dir. Michael Powell, Emeric Pressburger
Runtime 133 minutes
🚬 x 71, or one cigarette every 1.87 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/the-red-shoes/
Dir. Michael Powell, Emeric Pressburger
Runtime 133 minutes
🚬 x 71, or one cigarette every 1.87 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/the-red-shoes/
My 8 y/o son has similar ideas but at least his would be fun and useful. "They should make a Godzilla that eats all our garbage"
You're right, son. Dream it
You're right, son. Dream it
Elon Musk told employees at xAI, his artificial intelligence company, on Tuesday that the company needed a factory on the moon to build A.I. satellites and a massive catapult to launch them into space.
Elon Musk Wants to Build an A.I. Satellite Factory on the Moon
In a meeting with employees at his company xAI, Mr. Musk revealed a vision for a facility that includes a giant catapult to launch his satellites into space.
nyti.ms
February 11, 2026 at 4:43 PM
My 8 y/o son has similar ideas but at least his would be fun and useful. "They should make a Godzilla that eats all our garbage"
You're right, son. Dream it
You're right, son. Dream it
Clearly the biathlon attracts a criminal element. You're sneaking around on skis shooting at things then slithering away
February 11, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Clearly the biathlon attracts a criminal element. You're sneaking around on skis shooting at things then slithering away
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THE OLYMPICS OF BIATHLON MESS CONTINUES
GOLD MEDAL FOR THE WOMAN WHO STOLE HER TEAMMATE'S CREDIT CARDS
GOLD MEDAL FOR THE WOMAN WHO STOLE HER TEAMMATE'S CREDIT CARDS
February 11, 2026 at 2:55 PM
THE OLYMPICS OF BIATHLON MESS CONTINUES
GOLD MEDAL FOR THE WOMAN WHO STOLE HER TEAMMATE'S CREDIT CARDS
GOLD MEDAL FOR THE WOMAN WHO STOLE HER TEAMMATE'S CREDIT CARDS
there was a progressive insurance ad about a flooded basement that aired tonight that was the most subversive thing I’ve seen on corporate tv in a while and it felt like a taunt
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 AM
there was a progressive insurance ad about a flooded basement that aired tonight that was the most subversive thing I’ve seen on corporate tv in a while and it felt like a taunt
would have been a figure skater but they wouldn’t let me skate with a sword
February 11, 2026 at 5:49 AM
would have been a figure skater but they wouldn’t let me skate with a sword
I think these are currently the two coolest people on the planet
Horse Lords fans will enjoy.
Angine de Poitrine - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 5:06 AM
I think these are currently the two coolest people on the planet
so nice to finally have drafts
February 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
so nice to finally have drafts
here's a stop sign trying to figure out what kind of bird that was that just flew over
February 10, 2026 at 8:43 PM
here's a stop sign trying to figure out what kind of bird that was that just flew over
you maniacs were right about this Dry Cleaning record
February 10, 2026 at 8:08 PM
you maniacs were right about this Dry Cleaning record
up on the roof, about to do an olympic
February 10, 2026 at 7:07 PM
up on the roof, about to do an olympic
writing so many good drafts
February 10, 2026 at 6:51 PM
writing so many good drafts
Deep frying all the left over junk food from last night
February 10, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Deep frying all the left over junk food from last night
Strong Boy is healing up from the flu so I stayed home today
We made Godzilla emerging from the water together (his idea)
We made Godzilla emerging from the water together (his idea)
February 9, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Strong Boy is healing up from the flu so I stayed home today
We made Godzilla emerging from the water together (his idea)
We made Godzilla emerging from the water together (his idea)
Watching Fishing With John
February 9, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Watching Fishing With John