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An Evan
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It’s me again.
Shame night comes to Portland, Oregon
February 13, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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I finally finished inking my hourlies from #HourlyComicsDay. Take a look on my website:
worksofgenius.org/2026/02/11/h...
Hourly Comics Day 2026
Why not share a snowy Sunday in Tokyo?
worksofgenius.org
February 11, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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This is just unconscionable man
February 13, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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well at least we're getting an amazing new fed reading your posts image
February 13, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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print this out and give it to ur sweetie
February 12, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Some of you maniacs will probably want to check this out
***ANNOUNCEMENT***

Coming on April 17th on Blu-ray in the US from #Eclectic: #DesperateTeenageLovedolls/ #LovedollsSuperstar (1984/1986)!

David Markey's Desperate Teenage Lovedolls (1984) and its sequel Lovedolls Superstar (1986), two underground Super-8 cult films together for the first time,
February 13, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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The kid’s excited to pass out his Jean Dielman valentines.
February 12, 2026 at 11:14 PM
print this out and give it to ur sweetie
February 12, 2026 at 8:55 PM
(AI bubble bout to burst, looking around wildly) Uhhhh what about the moon?
February 12, 2026 at 6:37 PM
im on an icy diet icy food i eat it
February 12, 2026 at 4:38 PM
googling how to tell if a housewife is real
February 12, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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In trying times it is so important for people (especially kids) to feel normal. Girl Scout Troop 350064 in the Twin Cities supports LGBTQIA+ youth and immigrants and they're not able to hold any cookie booths this year. My cookies are coming from them!

digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop3...
Order your Faves on my Digital Cookie Site Today
That's right! You can order your favorite Girl Scout Cookies from me online, all while helping my troop and I do great things in our community and beyond! Check it out.
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org
February 12, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Blasted out on five flavors of quaaludes, bedtime maxing, I hop to with my handy knife ready to fight off gunman, deflecting bullets left and right with my knuckle guard.
“I see you’ve met the 1917 edition,” I say to my fallen foes
February 12, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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Losing my mind bc this is at the Most Divorced Bar in South Jersey (and at which I attended at least two different office Christmas parties). It is way way too on the nose
@normcharlatan.bsky.social know there’s a lot going on but wanted to make sure you saw this
February 12, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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it is so embarrassing that we can’t get trump on the epstein stuff. After access Hollywood and Miss teen USA and the E Jean Carroll verdict, it’s like we let Jeffrey Dahmer go three times and then found him with a hundred human heads and we‘re standing there like are you SURE these aren’t yours
February 11, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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Genuinely cannot believe it’s been a year since I got laid off. I was devastated. I *am* devastated. I loved my job so much. I loved working with scientists everyday.

I’m also still looking for my next job, so if you know anybody that needs a stellar comms person, let me know. Remote or in Boston.
Well, anybody hiring? Just found out my last day is Friday.
Mass General Brigham said it will let go of hundreds of employees in the next two months, the largest layoff in the organization’s history, as the health system grapples with financial shortfalls and operational challenges.
February 11, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Hear me out: fencing on ice skates
would have been a figure skater but they wouldn’t let me skate with a sword
February 11, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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Let's see your fancy fuckin' AI programs do THIS
April 10, 2024 at 10:12 PM
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H.T. Huang toucan desk lamps, 1980s
February 11, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Excited to announce I'm starting a company that measures presidential approval ratings
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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The Red Shoes (1948) - 1:51:00
Dir. Michael Powell, Emeric Pressburger
Runtime 133 minutes
🚬 x 71, or one cigarette every 1.87 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/the-red-shoes/

February 10, 2026 at 5:20 PM
My 8 y/o son has similar ideas but at least his would be fun and useful. "They should make a Godzilla that eats all our garbage"
You're right, son. Dream it
Elon Musk told employees at xAI, his artificial intelligence company, on Tuesday that the company needed a factory on the moon to build A.I. satellites and a massive catapult to launch them into space.
Elon Musk Wants to Build an A.I. Satellite Factory on the Moon
In a meeting with employees at his company xAI, Mr. Musk revealed a vision for a facility that includes a giant catapult to launch his satellites into space.
nyti.ms
February 11, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Clearly the biathlon attracts a criminal element. You're sneaking around on skis shooting at things then slithering away
February 11, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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THE OLYMPICS OF BIATHLON MESS CONTINUES

GOLD MEDAL FOR THE WOMAN WHO STOLE HER TEAMMATE'S CREDIT CARDS
February 11, 2026 at 2:55 PM
there was a progressive insurance ad about a flooded basement that aired tonight that was the most subversive thing I’ve seen on corporate tv in a while and it felt like a taunt
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 AM