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An Evan
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It’s me again.
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Genuinely cannot believe it’s been a year since I got laid off. I was devastated. I *am* devastated. I loved my job so much. I loved working with scientists everyday.

I’m also still looking for my next job, so if you know anybody that needs a stellar comms person, let me know. Remote or in Boston.
Well, anybody hiring? Just found out my last day is Friday.
Mass General Brigham said it will let go of hundreds of employees in the next two months, the largest layoff in the organization’s history, as the health system grapples with financial shortfalls and operational challenges.
February 11, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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My 8 y/o son has similar ideas but at least his would be fun and useful. "They should make a Godzilla that eats all our garbage"
You're right, son. Dream it
Elon Musk told employees at xAI, his artificial intelligence company, on Tuesday that the company needed a factory on the moon to build A.I. satellites and a massive catapult to launch them into space.
Elon Musk Wants to Build an A.I. Satellite Factory on the Moon
In a meeting with employees at his company xAI, Mr. Musk revealed a vision for a facility that includes a giant catapult to launch his satellites into space.
nyti.ms
February 11, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Hear me out: fencing on ice skates
would have been a figure skater but they wouldn’t let me skate with a sword
February 11, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I made a very subtle choice, yep!
February 11, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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Let's see your fancy fuckin' AI programs do THIS
April 10, 2024 at 10:12 PM
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H.T. Huang toucan desk lamps, 1980s
February 11, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Excited to announce I'm starting a company that measures presidential approval ratings
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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The Red Shoes (1948) - 1:51:00
Dir. Michael Powell, Emeric Pressburger
Runtime 133 minutes
🚬 x 71, or one cigarette every 1.87 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/the-red-shoes/

February 10, 2026 at 5:20 PM
My 8 y/o son has similar ideas but at least his would be fun and useful. "They should make a Godzilla that eats all our garbage"
You're right, son. Dream it
Elon Musk told employees at xAI, his artificial intelligence company, on Tuesday that the company needed a factory on the moon to build A.I. satellites and a massive catapult to launch them into space.
Elon Musk Wants to Build an A.I. Satellite Factory on the Moon
In a meeting with employees at his company xAI, Mr. Musk revealed a vision for a facility that includes a giant catapult to launch his satellites into space.
nyti.ms
February 11, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Clearly the biathlon attracts a criminal element. You're sneaking around on skis shooting at things then slithering away
February 11, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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THE OLYMPICS OF BIATHLON MESS CONTINUES

GOLD MEDAL FOR THE WOMAN WHO STOLE HER TEAMMATE'S CREDIT CARDS
February 11, 2026 at 2:55 PM
there was a progressive insurance ad about a flooded basement that aired tonight that was the most subversive thing I’ve seen on corporate tv in a while and it felt like a taunt
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Can’t trust some folks
February 11, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Figure skating but they fight
February 11, 2026 at 6:33 AM
would have been a figure skater but they wouldn’t let me skate with a sword
February 11, 2026 at 5:49 AM
I miss Fort Thunder
February 11, 2026 at 5:14 AM
It’s like if 5ive Style were just two people, weirder and worshipped shapes, obviously my shit
February 11, 2026 at 5:08 AM
I think these are currently the two coolest people on the planet
February 11, 2026 at 5:06 AM
this continues to be handy
bsky.app/profile/elsp...
February 11, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Heck yeah
February 10, 2026 at 10:04 PM
so nice to finally have drafts
February 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
looked big
February 10, 2026 at 8:45 PM
here's a stop sign trying to figure out what kind of bird that was that just flew over
February 10, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Like so many of the best things
February 10, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Looked it up and 100% would eat
February 10, 2026 at 8:32 PM