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elsplice.bsky.social
E.L.Splooky
@elsplice.bsky.social
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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · 5m
Coming to you live from the rooftop bar where Portland is burning
Shitty photo of I’m being honest of the Portland skyline at night, decidedly not on fire. Nice actually. Crisp and lovely. Light clouds glowing hearts
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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · 3h
I could also see any woman in Portland getting collared and when asked "do you know antifa?" sarcastically answering "uh huh yeah he's my boyfriend"
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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · 3h
worried they arrested someone who described themselves as the 'the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa' but the founder thinks they're really just friends
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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · 3h
is anyone missing a girlfriend?
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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · 3h
apparently kristi noem grabbed one off the street somewhere
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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · 3h
is anyone missing a girlfriend?
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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · 7h
here's a little bean going off the high dive
very dumb minimal cartoon of a little bean in the upper left corner arcing slightly off just the tip of the high dive, which we barely see. All shown in profile. Because the image is close up we don't know exactly how high the dive is
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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · 4h
That's right!
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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · 5h
i'm just trying to get to my silly little tv on the radio show at rev hall and i don't want to have to fight the national guard for parking
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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · 5h
You know fuckin' Teen Vogue is the only media outlet who is going to explain the 'Weimar Republic' history to the public.
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🎃trash🎃 @dollarpbr.gay · 6h
an image of a star emoji that has been given a significantly flat/blank expression accompanying the star is the text: The WTF is even goin on here today emoji put this star on your post when u take literally a twenty minute break from this place and come back and u have no idea wif is even goin on here today
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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · 7h
They started culling for AI, it's the only reason I left
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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · 7h
here's a little bean going off the high dive
very dumb minimal cartoon of a little bean in the upper left corner arcing slightly off just the tip of the high dive, which we barely see. All shown in profile. Because the image is close up we don't know exactly how high the dive is
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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · 8h
feeling the sniffles and snorting a pack of raspberry Emergen-C
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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · 8h
They'll continue to ignore the harms for the money and they're worried China will make a better 'computer that will make you burn down your largest cities' first
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niki grayson @nikigrayson.com · 9h
the city of los angeles burned in january in part because of a man who couldn’t stop generating images of burning cities on ChatGPT, and then after he lit the fire he asked if the fire he started was his fault
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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · 9h
Safeway sucks too though
Gotta drive all over town to hand select them from five different stores
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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · 9h
(been having bad luck lately)
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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · 9h
buying a bag of avocados and throwing them directly into the trash to save time
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Keith W. Dickinson @keithwdickinson.bsky.social · 16h
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
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The Verge @theverge.com · May 26
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · 10h
artisanal individual wrapped cubes, for my boys
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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · 10h
thought of some bullshit that would sell: designer, lightly flavored ice
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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · Oct 3
Get ready to die clairecronin.bandcamp.com/track/throug...
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Rachel H. @therachel.bsky.social · 11h
I’m going to become the Serial Mom for people erasing whiteboards with their HANDS
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matt @mattlikestapes.bsky.social · 1d
New LEATHERMAN™ Wipes
New LEATHERMAN™ Wipes (a photoshopped pack of Dude Wipes with a bunch of blades & tools & shit popping out)
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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · 1d
Hooraaaaaaaay!! Sorry he’s just bones now but that is great news!
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E.L.Splooky @elsplice.bsky.social · 1d
Wow! Thanks Alex. That's one of the nicest things anyone has said about my lil' doodles.
I sorta started doing these to show that anybody can draw. It doesn't have to be complicated, but an idea does usually help!
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