Works of Genius
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I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
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Dragging the computer into the office to perform being in the office.
January 27, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Dragging the computer into the office to perform being in the office.
Found a picture of you on the World Wide Web.
January 27, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Found a picture of you on the World Wide Web.
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could a depressed person have made this?!?
January 27, 2026 at 12:28 AM
could a depressed person have made this?!?
David Byrne appeared in my dream and said, “You don’t have to be so eager to arrive.”
January 27, 2026 at 12:02 AM
David Byrne appeared in my dream and said, “You don’t have to be so eager to arrive.”
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Good morning
January 26, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Good morning
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Last week's comic. I'm new to The Traitors and predictably loved every minute of it
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CLAUDIA WINKLEMAN [entering the breakfast room]:
Good morning everyone
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CW:
Today’s mission is the hardest one yet:
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CW:
Having absolutely *no chill whatsoever*.
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[Various of the Contestants doing their best ‘disproportionate reaction’ faces]:
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
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JADE:
*HAUNTED SIDEYE*
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AMANDA [shaking head, saying out loud]:
Inappropriately solemn reaction shot
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[In the car en route to the Mission, spotting a few props set up in the woods];
JESSIE:
OH MI GOOOOD
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JESSIE:
What is THAAAAT
[unseen contestant responding off-frame]:
It’s some props in a wood
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ROXY [in the middle of doing a silly task in the sunny countryside]:
WE’VE GOT TO DO AN ESSENTIALLY UNDEMANDING TASK IN THE PLEASANT COUNTRYSIIIDE
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REECE [crying, being comforted by solemn contestants]:
I’m just feeling sad about the silly parlour game
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MATTHEW [stern face, hand up in the roundtable like he’s a lawyer striking the killer blow]:
Can I just get some clarification on what you meant by… ‘Good morning’?
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RACHEL [in the staring-murderously-to-camera bit]
I can’t believe he said “Good morning”
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January 26, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Last week's comic. I'm new to The Traitors and predictably loved every minute of it
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you go about in pity for yourself
January 26, 2026 at 1:14 AM
you go about in pity for yourself
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A few days ago, I stood in the graveyard of an 1100 year old church, getting damper and damper in the drizzling rain.
A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.
The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.
The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
January 23, 2026 at 11:44 AM
A few days ago, I stood in the graveyard of an 1100 year old church, getting damper and damper in the drizzling rain.
A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.
The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.
The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
The Traitors season 4 is something else.
January 23, 2026 at 1:07 PM
The Traitors season 4 is something else.
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The newest addition to my fabled ‘Conbinis In the Snow’ photo catalogue.
January 23, 2026 at 9:16 AM
The newest addition to my fabled ‘Conbinis In the Snow’ photo catalogue.
Every day I have to learn about a new asshole who is in charge of some vital service.
January 23, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Every day I have to learn about a new asshole who is in charge of some vital service.
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Saw a conbini snack so insane that I grabbed it and ran to the cash register.
January 22, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Saw a conbini snack so insane that I grabbed it and ran to the cash register.
Sometimes people make crazy posts on here, and I go, “??????” until I realize that they are RICH, and their concerns are totally alien to me.
January 22, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Sometimes people make crazy posts on here, and I go, “??????” until I realize that they are RICH, and their concerns are totally alien to me.
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this one's been gettin' a lotta play in my head lately
January 21, 2026 at 6:35 PM
this one's been gettin' a lotta play in my head lately
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America is a great country guys where else can you eat so many chicken nuggets you forget how to read
January 21, 2026 at 3:04 PM
America is a great country guys where else can you eat so many chicken nuggets you forget how to read
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“everyone hates you, you fuckin American” idk what you’re talking about, I am a proud citizen of the greatest country in the world: PHILADELPHIA
January 21, 2026 at 3:02 PM
“everyone hates you, you fuckin American” idk what you’re talking about, I am a proud citizen of the greatest country in the world: PHILADELPHIA
I love Pile & Ren!
January 21, 2026 at 10:57 AM
I love Pile & Ren!
I remember this episode of Succession.
January 21, 2026 at 7:17 AM
I remember this episode of Succession.
And all 40 million tried to eat at the same restaurant as me when I was on my lunch break.
January 20, 2026 at 5:57 AM
And all 40 million tried to eat at the same restaurant as me when I was on my lunch break.
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a celebrity should do a travelogue type tv show where they go to italy but they just stay in the hotel room doing heroin the whole time like christopher moltisanti
January 19, 2026 at 3:55 AM
a celebrity should do a travelogue type tv show where they go to italy but they just stay in the hotel room doing heroin the whole time like christopher moltisanti
[Kenny Rodgers voice] I just logged in to see what condition my recession is in
January 19, 2026 at 1:27 AM
[Kenny Rodgers voice] I just logged in to see what condition my recession is in
Essential reading for Tár heads: idyllopuspress.com/idyllopus/fi...
Today I learned that Todd Field, the director, also played Nick Nightingale in Eyes Wide Shut.
Today I learned that Todd Field, the director, also played Nick Nightingale in Eyes Wide Shut.
An examination of TÁR
Todd Field's TÁR
idyllopuspress.com
January 18, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Essential reading for Tár heads: idyllopuspress.com/idyllopus/fi...
Today I learned that Todd Field, the director, also played Nick Nightingale in Eyes Wide Shut.
Today I learned that Todd Field, the director, also played Nick Nightingale in Eyes Wide Shut.
Lydia Tár/Tony Soprano Venn diagram
January 18, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Lydia Tár/Tony Soprano Venn diagram