chicken Whiskey
@whiskeychicken2.bsky.social
It's called crap Haiku
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Drinking game: go for
a jog and vomit
in mailboxes around the
neighborhood
a jog and vomit
in mailboxes around the
neighborhood
I'm going to the Dollar
Store on Black Friday to get
lost in the
crowd and escape those
people that
are following me
Store on Black Friday to get
lost in the
crowd and escape those
people that
are following me
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I'm going to the Dollar
Store on Black Friday to get
lost in the
crowd and escape those
people that
are following me
Store on Black Friday to get
lost in the
crowd and escape those
people that
are following me
Outta my way I gotta
take my pills so I can start
throwing up and passing out
take my pills so I can start
throwing up and passing out
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Outta my way I gotta
take my pills so I can start
throwing up and passing out
take my pills so I can start
throwing up and passing out
My doctor told me to put
cranberry
sauce on my
fresh surgery scars
cranberry
sauce on my
fresh surgery scars
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My doctor told me to put
cranberry
sauce on my
fresh surgery scars
cranberry
sauce on my
fresh surgery scars
Confusing
the Grey Aliens
for three to
five minutes
the Grey Aliens
for three to
five minutes
November 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Confusing
the Grey Aliens
for three to
five minutes
the Grey Aliens
for three to
five minutes
Why would I sneak away to
smoke pot when I could just sneak
away to scream in my car
smoke pot when I could just sneak
away to scream in my car
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Why would I sneak away to
smoke pot when I could just sneak
away to scream in my car
smoke pot when I could just sneak
away to scream in my car
Toilets and urinals with
mirrors in
front of them
mirrors in
front of them
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Toilets and urinals with
mirrors in
front of them
mirrors in
front of them
SHUT UUUUP ABOUT MY
AUDIO SET-UP. I don't
care if I
sound like shit
on Discord
AUDIO SET-UP. I don't
care if I
sound like shit
on Discord
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
SHUT UUUUP ABOUT MY
AUDIO SET-UP. I don't
care if I
sound like shit
on Discord
AUDIO SET-UP. I don't
care if I
sound like shit
on Discord
Go lie down on your tummy
and twirl your
soft hair. Cunt
and twirl your
soft hair. Cunt
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Go lie down on your tummy
and twirl your
soft hair. Cunt
and twirl your
soft hair. Cunt
Coughing on babies
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Coughing on babies
No turkey for me
thanks. I don't
like to eat
thanks. I don't
like to eat
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
No turkey for me
thanks. I don't
like to eat
thanks. I don't
like to eat
Hey let me vomit to the
sound of your heartbeat baby
sound of your heartbeat baby
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Hey let me vomit to the
sound of your heartbeat baby
sound of your heartbeat baby
My dog told me the
dishwasher's haubted
dishwasher's haubted
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
My dog told me the
dishwasher's haubted
dishwasher's haubted
You shower two times
a day and use the toilet
five times a day. I
don't wanna hear it.
a day and use the toilet
five times a day. I
don't wanna hear it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
You shower two times
a day and use the toilet
five times a day. I
don't wanna hear it.
a day and use the toilet
five times a day. I
don't wanna hear it.
MILK, PIE, AND PIZZA
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
MILK, PIE, AND PIZZA
I'm Looking at Dracula's
cute little boobs with
wonderment, not lust
cute little boobs with
wonderment, not lust
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I'm Looking at Dracula's
cute little boobs with
wonderment, not lust
cute little boobs with
wonderment, not lust
You overhear me on the
phone with my mom and I'm just
complaining about your dang farts
phone with my mom and I'm just
complaining about your dang farts
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
You overhear me on the
phone with my mom and I'm just
complaining about your dang farts
phone with my mom and I'm just
complaining about your dang farts
Waking up at 7am to
hide under the bed and grab your
ankles when you get up
hide under the bed and grab your
ankles when you get up
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Waking up at 7am to
hide under the bed and grab your
ankles when you get up
hide under the bed and grab your
ankles when you get up
What if Dracula
had cute little boobs
had cute little boobs
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
What if Dracula
had cute little boobs
had cute little boobs
Sometimes you have a
strong, deep regard for
humanity, friendship, and
compassion. But sometimes you're
Dracula
strong, deep regard for
humanity, friendship, and
compassion. But sometimes you're
Dracula
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Sometimes you have a
strong, deep regard for
humanity, friendship, and
compassion. But sometimes you're
Dracula
strong, deep regard for
humanity, friendship, and
compassion. But sometimes you're
Dracula
I want to kiss the
alien
alien
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I want to kiss the
alien
alien
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theres a little man in my bong. im going to teach him a lesson
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
theres a little man in my bong. im going to teach him a lesson
I am moreally perverse
and I am always stealing
and I am always stealing
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I am moreally perverse
and I am always stealing
and I am always stealing
It's so cool when you
crawl into the engine bay of my
gruck and won't come out
crawl into the engine bay of my
gruck and won't come out
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It's so cool when you
crawl into the engine bay of my
gruck and won't come out
crawl into the engine bay of my
gruck and won't come out
This holiday season, give
me a job.
Give me a
job. Give me
a job. Give
me a job.
me a job.
Give me a
job. Give me
a job. Give
me a job.
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
This holiday season, give
me a job.
Give me a
job. Give me
a job. Give
me a job.
me a job.
Give me a
job. Give me
a job. Give
me a job.
Just a sack
of rice with
no actions
being taken whatseover.
The stillness of the rice
of rice with
no actions
being taken whatseover.
The stillness of the rice
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Just a sack
of rice with
no actions
being taken whatseover.
The stillness of the rice
of rice with
no actions
being taken whatseover.
The stillness of the rice