WhiskeyJack
@whiskeyjack.bsky.social
Lover and hobbyist composer of Orchestral music and orchestration, also a lover of music theory and history. Fiction nerd, mostly horror and sci fi in all forms, just looking for good chats
You know that question about who you would have dinner with real or fictional? I don't even like Star Trek, but I gotta go with Data. Imagine getting his take on the game Dead Space, AI, or Giallo films. Plus he doesn't eat so I could serve hot dogs.
February 17, 2026 at 8:14 AM
You know that question about who you would have dinner with real or fictional? I don't even like Star Trek, but I gotta go with Data. Imagine getting his take on the game Dead Space, AI, or Giallo films. Plus he doesn't eat so I could serve hot dogs.
It is the primary function of a political leader to de-escalate their country. Make of that what you will.
February 17, 2026 at 7:59 AM
It is the primary function of a political leader to de-escalate their country. Make of that what you will.
The U.S.A has become a motherless child.
February 16, 2026 at 3:08 PM
The U.S.A has become a motherless child.
I am taking back the internet. I am going to start posting unreaction videos. I sleep through your favorite artist's music videos and possibly scratch my nuts at some point.
February 13, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I am taking back the internet. I am going to start posting unreaction videos. I sleep through your favorite artist's music videos and possibly scratch my nuts at some point.
I don't intentd to die on this hill or anything, but two shakes of a lambs tail is not a scientifically useful measurement of time.
February 11, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I don't intentd to die on this hill or anything, but two shakes of a lambs tail is not a scientifically useful measurement of time.
I have a dream, and that dream is Ripley from Aliens running for president of the U.S. I would settle for someone with an eighth grade education...mostly because I am positive the current president cannot spell eighth.
February 10, 2026 at 5:54 AM
I have a dream, and that dream is Ripley from Aliens running for president of the U.S. I would settle for someone with an eighth grade education...mostly because I am positive the current president cannot spell eighth.
I am drunk and on blue sky, what's the worst that can happen?
February 10, 2026 at 5:16 AM
I am drunk and on blue sky, what's the worst that can happen?
Trump is such a man child he is two months away from ordering ICE agents to carry throwing stars.
February 7, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Trump is such a man child he is two months away from ordering ICE agents to carry throwing stars.
Is it eyeliner or eye redacter? Discuss.
February 6, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Is it eyeliner or eye redacter? Discuss.
Can you imagine a tourism ad for the resort town Silent Hill? Rustic and Rusty
January 18, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Can you imagine a tourism ad for the resort town Silent Hill? Rustic and Rusty
We are all evaporating rain water, but we can still be nice to other raindrops as the temperature rises.
January 13, 2026 at 8:43 AM
We are all evaporating rain water, but we can still be nice to other raindrops as the temperature rises.
We are literally like three years away from political figures giving finishing moves like the People's Elbow. What the fuck happened to the ability to read?
January 11, 2026 at 5:30 PM
We are literally like three years away from political figures giving finishing moves like the People's Elbow. What the fuck happened to the ability to read?
Smart phones have rendered windows obsolete.
January 9, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Smart phones have rendered windows obsolete.
I was super productive during the planning phase!
January 2, 2026 at 4:24 AM
I was super productive during the planning phase!
I wonder if in the Hellraiser universe there is a hell for people with mild or super soft kinks? Like a praise kink, or scented candles. "Your mild irritation will be legendary, even at Winners"
December 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I wonder if in the Hellraiser universe there is a hell for people with mild or super soft kinks? Like a praise kink, or scented candles. "Your mild irritation will be legendary, even at Winners"
Don't tell ME I don't know fashion
December 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Don't tell ME I don't know fashion
If you can spell camouflage on the first try without looking it up you are DEFINITELY a psychopath.
December 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
If you can spell camouflage on the first try without looking it up you are DEFINITELY a psychopath.
So I said the words "I wish the goblins would come and take you away, right now" to a cat, and the Goblin king did show up and play with his balls...the Police are taking my statement right now. The band not the organization, it's been a confusing day.
December 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
So I said the words "I wish the goblins would come and take you away, right now" to a cat, and the Goblin king did show up and play with his balls...the Police are taking my statement right now. The band not the organization, it's been a confusing day.
How do we live in a world in which video game lore is more reassuring and comforting than real world lore? I can't say I ever anticipated visiting Rapture as a place of comfort.
December 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
How do we live in a world in which video game lore is more reassuring and comforting than real world lore? I can't say I ever anticipated visiting Rapture as a place of comfort.
Yes, Yog-Sothoth is terrifying in Lovecraft mythos, but not nearly as scary as my Nog-N'vodka
December 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Yes, Yog-Sothoth is terrifying in Lovecraft mythos, but not nearly as scary as my Nog-N'vodka
My fetish is the third law of thermodynamics....and boobs.
December 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
My fetish is the third law of thermodynamics....and boobs.
When a guy figures out how to make his girlfriend happy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d3q...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d3q...
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Secret Sound
YouTube video by Dylan Savage
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:41 PM
When a guy figures out how to make his girlfriend happy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d3q...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d3q...
I wish Skip the Dishes would hire speed runners.
December 9, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I wish Skip the Dishes would hire speed runners.
Maybe the reason Riddick is so angry in all his movies, is that he is clearly an Olympic swimming enthusiast and there are never any pools on the planet.
December 9, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Maybe the reason Riddick is so angry in all his movies, is that he is clearly an Olympic swimming enthusiast and there are never any pools on the planet.
I asked ChatGPT if when I flush my toilet, it goes in a related direction to the rotation of the Milky Way, Because 3 am here. Answer was interesting but won't fit in one post. Short answer no, stop asking me these dumb questions.
December 3, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I asked ChatGPT if when I flush my toilet, it goes in a related direction to the rotation of the Milky Way, Because 3 am here. Answer was interesting but won't fit in one post. Short answer no, stop asking me these dumb questions.