WhiskeyJack
@whiskeyjack.bsky.social
Lover and hobbyist composer of Orchestral music and orchestration, also a lover of music theory and history. Fiction nerd, mostly horror and sci fi in all forms, just looking for good chats
Clinton's milkshake brings al the Trumps to the yard.
November 22, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Clinton's milkshake brings al the Trumps to the yard.
Okay. Seriously. Society needs to address why cats are the best. If we don't solve this now, what will our children's children do?
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Okay. Seriously. Society needs to address why cats are the best. If we don't solve this now, what will our children's children do?
You have never felt like a worse person, than the way you feel when your cat looks at you and you don't share chicken with it.
November 20, 2025 at 10:58 AM
You have never felt like a worse person, than the way you feel when your cat looks at you and you don't share chicken with it.
Handel wrote the best aria describe alcohol ever. The lyrics are the first comment as they won't fit here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4qB...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4qB...
Handel: Convey me to some peaceful shore (Alexander Balus). Amanda Forsythe & Voices of Music 8K
YouTube video by Voices of Music
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November 20, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Handel wrote the best aria describe alcohol ever. The lyrics are the first comment as they won't fit here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4qB...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4qB...
On the one hand, I am annoyed I need to order food and it's late so everything is closed but the lame stuff. On the other hand, I can't believe we live in a world where that is even a thought.
November 20, 2025 at 9:50 AM
On the one hand, I am annoyed I need to order food and it's late so everything is closed but the lame stuff. On the other hand, I can't believe we live in a world where that is even a thought.
You're singing is only out of tune, if you are singing to a normally tuned guitar.
November 20, 2025 at 8:45 AM
You're singing is only out of tune, if you are singing to a normally tuned guitar.
This time I mean it! I will only read a few more posts and then go be productive!
November 20, 2025 at 8:12 AM
This time I mean it! I will only read a few more posts and then go be productive!
New conspiracy theory: When Trump gave the BJ, There was actually a second shooter on the grassy knoll.
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
New conspiracy theory: When Trump gave the BJ, There was actually a second shooter on the grassy knoll.
Hopefully, when all this is over, society will be forced to ask how a Donald Trump was even possible, and address that.
November 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Hopefully, when all this is over, society will be forced to ask how a Donald Trump was even possible, and address that.
Reposted by WhiskeyJack
IN THIS ESSAY I WILL: demonstrate, with 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘣𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 analysis, that Blockbuster’s 2010 bankruptcy and the closure of its 2K stores constituted an act of structural homophobia.
One must recognize Blockbuster not merely as a rental chain, but as a liminal lesbian threshold-space,
(1/42069)
One must recognize Blockbuster not merely as a rental chain, but as a liminal lesbian threshold-space,
(1/42069)
November 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
IN THIS ESSAY I WILL: demonstrate, with 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘣𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 analysis, that Blockbuster’s 2010 bankruptcy and the closure of its 2K stores constituted an act of structural homophobia.
One must recognize Blockbuster not merely as a rental chain, but as a liminal lesbian threshold-space,
(1/42069)
One must recognize Blockbuster not merely as a rental chain, but as a liminal lesbian threshold-space,
(1/42069)
I miss M.sadly will never hear from her again
November 17, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I miss M.sadly will never hear from her again
If I was Frankenstein's monster....I would just want three penises and to never get fat. Icarus flew too close to the sun wanting an undead babe.
November 17, 2025 at 10:51 AM
If I was Frankenstein's monster....I would just want three penises and to never get fat. Icarus flew too close to the sun wanting an undead babe.
I just want to remind everyone this Thanksgiving season of the greatest kill in slasher history in which the killer feeds the kitty and pats its head before leaving
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUYc...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUYc...
Thanksgiving (2023) - Wire Beheading Scene | Movieclips
YouTube video by Movieclips
www.youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I just want to remind everyone this Thanksgiving season of the greatest kill in slasher history in which the killer feeds the kitty and pats its head before leaving
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUYc...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUYc...
Look, I am not saying Mahler condoned violence in his 6th symphony but
November 17, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Look, I am not saying Mahler condoned violence in his 6th symphony but
She was not, in my opinion, a very good person but one of my ex's still said the funniest things about kinky sex I have ever heard "I'm first nations, we use the whole animal."
November 17, 2025 at 7:51 AM
She was not, in my opinion, a very good person but one of my ex's still said the funniest things about kinky sex I have ever heard "I'm first nations, we use the whole animal."
Okay, I am having a weird night and intend to terrorize Bluesky until I find that needle in a haystack conversation. I am trying to crowd source bonkers questions to ask like "If you could only eat three foods for the rest of your life, how the fuck would that be the case?"
November 17, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Okay, I am having a weird night and intend to terrorize Bluesky until I find that needle in a haystack conversation. I am trying to crowd source bonkers questions to ask like "If you could only eat three foods for the rest of your life, how the fuck would that be the case?"
Reposted by WhiskeyJack
me when i’ve lost my lighter
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
me when i’ve lost my lighter
There are people in this world who do not think a beaver doing beaver stuff is the cutest thing ever, and those people are wrong.
November 14, 2025 at 8:03 AM
There are people in this world who do not think a beaver doing beaver stuff is the cutest thing ever, and those people are wrong.
Pro Tip: If you suspect you are really in a horror movie, wear a cardigan over a band shirt. The writer cant kill a person who is both cozy and cool. I just saved your life brah.
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Pro Tip: If you suspect you are really in a horror movie, wear a cardigan over a band shirt. The writer cant kill a person who is both cozy and cool. I just saved your life brah.
Look, I know everyone hates AI but I asked it to make this and you gotta admit, it absolutely nailed it.
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Look, I know everyone hates AI but I asked it to make this and you gotta admit, it absolutely nailed it.
There are not enough awkward conversations on here anymore.
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
There are not enough awkward conversations on here anymore.
Everyone makes fun of Death Metal logos being unreadable but this guy did it first.
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Everyone makes fun of Death Metal logos being unreadable but this guy did it first.
Look, all I am saying here is no one has conducted any large sample size research that trail mix for supper is a bad idea.
November 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Look, all I am saying here is no one has conducted any large sample size research that trail mix for supper is a bad idea.
Oh no! The shirt I wanted to wear is buried at the bottom of my clean laundry pile! There is no conceivable solution to this problem!
November 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Oh no! The shirt I wanted to wear is buried at the bottom of my clean laundry pile! There is no conceivable solution to this problem!