WhiteClaw
@whiteclaw.bsky.social
Not the drink. Cynical and awkward. Failed writer.
Gay - He/Him.
Furry - Tiger/Panther.
Figure out the rest from my posts.
Gay - He/Him.
Furry - Tiger/Panther.
Figure out the rest from my posts.
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ok this joke might be a little too specific
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
ok this joke might be a little too specific
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ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
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two's company and three's a party
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
two's company and three's a party
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Said the phrase 'I'm over the moon!' to a Polish man and he was a little confused and asked what I meant so I explained and when I finished he just shook his head and said 'You're happy but you have no business in space.'
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Said the phrase 'I'm over the moon!' to a Polish man and he was a little confused and asked what I meant so I explained and when I finished he just shook his head and said 'You're happy but you have no business in space.'
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give it up for Henry yall
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
give it up for Henry yall
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November 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
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Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
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Four years now with this one @k3nnyisgood.bsky.social ❤️🧡
November 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Four years now with this one @k3nnyisgood.bsky.social ❤️🧡
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The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
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"Is it ready?"
"I don't think..."
"Did I hear it's ready??"
"... let me check..."
Mustelids are not the most patient creatures on earth.
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I feel like using traditional media again lately. I guess I needed a change.
"I don't think..."
"Did I hear it's ready??"
"... let me check..."
Mustelids are not the most patient creatures on earth.
--
I feel like using traditional media again lately. I guess I needed a change.
November 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
"Is it ready?"
"I don't think..."
"Did I hear it's ready??"
"... let me check..."
Mustelids are not the most patient creatures on earth.
--
I feel like using traditional media again lately. I guess I needed a change.
"I don't think..."
"Did I hear it's ready??"
"... let me check..."
Mustelids are not the most patient creatures on earth.
--
I feel like using traditional media again lately. I guess I needed a change.
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Work is cold.
I miss bed. Bed was warm.
I miss bed. Bed was warm.
November 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Work is cold.
I miss bed. Bed was warm.
I miss bed. Bed was warm.