Walt "FML" Whitman
@whitmanfml.bsky.social
Procedural mashups of Walt Whitman's Leaves of Grass with #FML posts (a spoken word poetry bot by @samplereality.bsky.social)
We should surely bring up again where we now stand, and I caught my idiot son with a pencil up his penis, because apparently he wanted to see if he could use it to write with as a party trick to impress girls.
January 10, 2026 at 4:27 PM
We should surely bring up again where we now stand, and I caught my idiot son with a pencil up his penis, because apparently he wanted to see if he could use it to write with as a party trick to impress girls.
Whilst in the last week of my notice period, adorning myself to bestow myself on the first that will take me.
January 10, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Whilst in the last week of my notice period, adorning myself to bestow myself on the first that will take me.
There was never any more inception than there is now, and I had the house to myself.
January 10, 2026 at 12:27 PM
There was never any more inception than there is now, and I had the house to myself.
I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and a boatman over the lakes or bays or along coasts, a Hoosier, a Badger, a Buckeye.
January 10, 2026 at 10:27 AM
I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and a boatman over the lakes or bays or along coasts, a Hoosier, a Badger, a Buckeye.
I mind how we lay in June, such a transparent summer morning, and I was masturbating lying on the lower bed of my brother's and my bunk beds.
January 10, 2026 at 8:27 AM
I mind how we lay in June, such a transparent summer morning, and I was masturbating lying on the lower bed of my brother's and my bunk beds.
Immodestly sliding the fellow-senses away, and my manipulative mother got upset and started ignoring me.
January 10, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Immodestly sliding the fellow-senses away, and my manipulative mother got upset and started ignoring me.
Not a mutineer walks handcuffed to the jail, but I am handcuffed to him and walk by his side, and my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep.
January 10, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Not a mutineer walks handcuffed to the jail, but I am handcuffed to him and walk by his side, and my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep.
This printed and bound book, but the printer and the printing-office boy, and I went to dinner with an amazing guy.
January 10, 2026 at 2:27 AM
This printed and bound book, but the printer and the printing-office boy, and I went to dinner with an amazing guy.
The excited crowd, the policeman with his star quickly working his passage to the centre of the crowd, and my psychotic grandma set fire to our Christmas tree because she refuses to let us celebrate what she calls a twisted pagan holiday.
January 10, 2026 at 12:27 AM
The excited crowd, the policeman with his star quickly working his passage to the centre of the crowd, and my psychotic grandma set fire to our Christmas tree because she refuses to let us celebrate what she calls a twisted pagan holiday.
And to all generals that lost engagements, and all overcome heroes, and the numberless unknown heroes equal to the greatest heroes known, and I had a lady come in to order a pizza.
January 9, 2026 at 10:27 PM
And to all generals that lost engagements, and all overcome heroes, and the numberless unknown heroes equal to the greatest heroes known, and I had a lady come in to order a pizza.
I was at a fancy family dinner. The dish I'd made was served, in the late afternoon choosing a safe spot to pass the night.
January 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I was at a fancy family dinner. The dish I'd made was served, in the late afternoon choosing a safe spot to pass the night.
I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, i do not trouble my spirit to vindicate itself or be understood.
January 9, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, i do not trouble my spirit to vindicate itself or be understood.
My college class has a strict rule that ANY absence, not an inch nor a particle of an inch is vile, and none shall be less familiar than the rest.
January 9, 2026 at 4:27 PM
My college class has a strict rule that ANY absence, not an inch nor a particle of an inch is vile, and none shall be less familiar than the rest.
My boyfriend of a month and how the lank loose-gowned women looked when boated from the side of their prepared graves.
January 9, 2026 at 2:27 PM
My boyfriend of a month and how the lank loose-gowned women looked when boated from the side of their prepared graves.
An unceasing deathbell tolls there, and I went to see the "Cirque du Soleil" at the Albert Hall.
January 9, 2026 at 12:27 PM
An unceasing deathbell tolls there, and I went to see the "Cirque du Soleil" at the Albert Hall.
Urge and urge and urge, and my boyfriend won't talk to me because I let a giggle slip during sex and he's convinced I was laughing at him.
January 9, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Urge and urge and urge, and my boyfriend won't talk to me because I let a giggle slip during sex and he's convinced I was laughing at him.
My fiancée informed me she wants us to go on a cruise for her birthday. I replied, wrenched and sweaty, calm and cool then my body becomes.
January 9, 2026 at 8:27 AM
My fiancée informed me she wants us to go on a cruise for her birthday. I replied, wrenched and sweaty, calm and cool then my body becomes.
My boyfriend came home drunk from town, or men and women that they might be written of, and songs sung?
January 9, 2026 at 6:27 AM
My boyfriend came home drunk from town, or men and women that they might be written of, and songs sung?
From the cinder-strewed threshold I follow their movements, and it was my birthday.
January 9, 2026 at 4:27 AM
From the cinder-strewed threshold I follow their movements, and it was my birthday.
I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while and proceed to fill my next fold of the future.
January 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while and proceed to fill my next fold of the future.
Every room of the house do I fill with am armed force, lovers of me, bafflers of graves, and it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere.
January 9, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Every room of the house do I fill with am armed force, lovers of me, bafflers of graves, and it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere.
Sun so generous it shall be you, and I walked into my best friend's house and her mom threw a box of condoms at me and said, "Stay safe, slut.".
January 8, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Sun so generous it shall be you, and I walked into my best friend's house and her mom threw a box of condoms at me and said, "Stay safe, slut.".
I behold from the beach your crooked inviting fingers, and it was my birthday.
January 8, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I behold from the beach your crooked inviting fingers, and it was my birthday.
I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, unbuttoning my clothes and holding me by the bare waist.
January 8, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, unbuttoning my clothes and holding me by the bare waist.
I have embraced you, and henceforth possess you to myself, and I learned that my boyfriend hides valuables in the washing machine under dirty clothes when leaving town for the weekend.
January 8, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I have embraced you, and henceforth possess you to myself, and I learned that my boyfriend hides valuables in the washing machine under dirty clothes when leaving town for the weekend.