Walt "FML" Whitman
@whitmanfml.bsky.social
Procedural mashups of Walt Whitman's Leaves of Grass with #FML posts (a spoken word poetry bot by @samplereality.bsky.social)
I moisten the roots of all that has grown, and i'd been saving for months to go on a whiskey tour of Kentucky.
December 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I moisten the roots of all that has grown, and i'd been saving for months to go on a whiskey tour of Kentucky.
For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you, and I hit it off with a girl at a club and I brought her back to my place.
December 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you, and I hit it off with a girl at a club and I brought her back to my place.
I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, where the steamship trails hindways its long pennant of smoke.
December 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, where the steamship trails hindways its long pennant of smoke.
I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all of my clothes into two washers. Not knowing where to put the soap in, the usual routine, the workshop, factory, yard, office, store, or desk.
December 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all of my clothes into two washers. Not knowing where to put the soap in, the usual routine, the workshop, factory, yard, office, store, or desk.
The earth is not an echo, man and his life and all the things of his life are well-considered, and I was tutoring a band member.
December 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The earth is not an echo, man and his life and all the things of his life are well-considered, and I was tutoring a band member.
Her grandsons raised the flax, and her granddaughters spun it with the distaff and the wheel, and I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped.
December 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Her grandsons raised the flax, and her granddaughters spun it with the distaff and the wheel, and I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped.
I pass my hands soothingly to and fro a few inches from them, and my bird learned how to mimic the fire alarm after my dad has been testing them for the last few months.
December 11, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I pass my hands soothingly to and fro a few inches from them, and my bird learned how to mimic the fire alarm after my dad has been testing them for the last few months.
How he saved the drifting company at last, and we'd booked a spot for 20 people for my grandma's birthday.
December 11, 2025 at 6:27 AM
How he saved the drifting company at last, and we'd booked a spot for 20 people for my grandma's birthday.
In vain the speeding or shyness, and my house was broken into.
December 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
In vain the speeding or shyness, and my house was broken into.
My wife made up her own theme song for when she pees in the shower. What is removed drops horribly in a pail.
December 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
My wife made up her own theme song for when she pees in the shower. What is removed drops horribly in a pail.
The veneer and gluepot, the confectioner's ornaments, the decanter and glasses, the shears and flatiron, and I was joking around with my eight-year-old son.
December 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The veneer and gluepot, the confectioner's ornaments, the decanter and glasses, the shears and flatiron, and I was joking around with my eight-year-old son.
What I give I give out of myself, and it'd been so long since I last had sex, I was jolted out of my sleep by a body shaking orgasm.
December 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
What I give I give out of myself, and it'd been so long since I last had sex, I was jolted out of my sleep by a body shaking orgasm.
I see the elderhand pressing receiving supporting, and my now ex-girlfriend dumped me because I refuse to open an account on Facebook, Instagram or whatever.
December 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I see the elderhand pressing receiving supporting, and my now ex-girlfriend dumped me because I refuse to open an account on Facebook, Instagram or whatever.
they are not phantasms, they have weight and form and location, and the only way I can get my boyfriend to do anything is by telling him it's a turn on.
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
they are not phantasms, they have weight and form and location, and the only way I can get my boyfriend to do anything is by telling him it's a turn on.
And brown ants in the little wells beneath them, and I was making out like a sixteen year old at the high school prom with this guy I kinda liked.
December 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
And brown ants in the little wells beneath them, and I was making out like a sixteen year old at the high school prom with this guy I kinda liked.
Where the ground-shark's fin cuts like a black chip out of the water, and my dad called for the first time in six months.
December 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Where the ground-shark's fin cuts like a black chip out of the water, and my dad called for the first time in six months.
Landscapes projected masculine full-sized and golden, and I was having sex with a girl.
December 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Landscapes projected masculine full-sized and golden, and I was having sex with a girl.
They flow hand in hand over the whole earth from east to west as they lie unclothed, and I found out that my boyfriend of 3 years has spent a total of 2k on OnlyFans throughout our entire relationship.
December 10, 2025 at 10:27 AM
They flow hand in hand over the whole earth from east to west as they lie unclothed, and I found out that my boyfriend of 3 years has spent a total of 2k on OnlyFans throughout our entire relationship.
The half-breed straps on his light boots to compete in the race, and my boyfriend and I decided to try something new in bed.
December 10, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The half-breed straps on his light boots to compete in the race, and my boyfriend and I decided to try something new in bed.
I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, but there is one thing that belongs here, Shall I tell you what it is, gentlemen of Boston?
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, but there is one thing that belongs here, Shall I tell you what it is, gentlemen of Boston?
The one-year wife is recovering and happy, a week ago she bore her first child, and my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound.
December 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
The one-year wife is recovering and happy, a week ago she bore her first child, and my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound.
My wife wanted to spice things up by making a sex tape. Not sure if it was excitement or just the pressure of being on camera, i am drawn by its breath as if I were no more than a helpless vapor, all falls aside but myself and it.
December 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
My wife wanted to spice things up by making a sex tape. Not sure if it was excitement or just the pressure of being on camera, i am drawn by its breath as if I were no more than a helpless vapor, all falls aside but myself and it.
While practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, divine am I inside and out, and I make holy whatever I touch or am touched from.
December 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
While practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, divine am I inside and out, and I make holy whatever I touch or am touched from.
I was in the car hooking up with my boyfriend. He was on top of me when I noticed my neighbor jogging toward the car. Instead of hiding, her step was free and elastic, her voice sounded exquisitely as she spoke.
December 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I was in the car hooking up with my boyfriend. He was on top of me when I noticed my neighbor jogging toward the car. Instead of hiding, her step was free and elastic, her voice sounded exquisitely as she spoke.
Along the ruts of the turnpike, along the dry gulch and rivulet bed, and while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on.
December 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Along the ruts of the turnpike, along the dry gulch and rivulet bed, and while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on.