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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 15h

gotta wake up early to fuck up everything all over again

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wiillow @wiillow.net · 2h

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wiillow @wiillow.net · 1d

reading this while pooping. i never realized how often i have to readjust holding my shirt up while shitting. i will have to try this new tech

wiillow @wiillow.net · 1d

i’ve been attaching heavy weights to my nut sack with some string for 30 mins a day to stretch em out so i can have a deeper pussy when i get bottom surgery

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scaryssa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 4d

POV ur blasting cigs in a dingy basement with fl studio open on a macbook pro, pink lighter in ur lap. theres a man with his whole pussy out sleeping on a mattress surrounded by trash and some very chill cats

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Waytewdank @spllmn.bsky.social · 3d

Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 3d

it's not gay if you are just hiding your penis from the paparazzi for a few minutes

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Impact! Foundation @impactraves.org · 3d

absolutely massive all-originals set from NYC’s premiere footwork junglist @burialposter ❄️❄️❄️

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Liz @lizc3d.bsky.social · 4d

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zain 🏳️‍⚧️ @zainites.bsky.social · 4d

feel like this

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scaryssa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 5d

Siri post this for me. Moisturizing ur legs after shaving in the shower is one of the greatest pleasures in life, second only to having ur ass eaten or eating ass. Thank you siri

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Chat @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 4d

imagine the piss arcs you could get on that thing

GUTTER @thatguttershow.bsky.social · 5d

beautiful day for GUTTER

white tile stairs lead to a 3 foot drop to toilet

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Liz @lizc3d.bsky.social · 5d

blessings from @user097407798 on tiktok

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wiillow @wiillow.net · 5d

they say Wallace touch Gromit thats why he quiet

wiillow @wiillow.net · 5d

i’m getting basiliskshots from roko

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wiillow @wiillow.net · 6d

i did the math and i’m pretty sure i was in the sack during 9/11. crazy to think about

wiillow @wiillow.net · 6d

i put all my posts on chinese mode because i’m #Chinese

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Cashew @mintcashew.bsky.social · 11d

just friends..?

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zain 🏳️‍⚧️ @zainites.bsky.social · 13d

i could use some hand foot and mouth, hold the disease!

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wiillow @wiillow.net · 14d

my hobbies include unprotected sex and alcoholism

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Liz @lizc3d.bsky.social · 14d

i never believed anyone who says theyre up like doesnt this happen

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wiillow @wiillow.net · 14d

some interesting results here. do what you will with this information

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girl chunks in brine @assignedcatatbirth.bsky.social · 15d

my bidet-having friends who still buy new tp, how do you sleep at night knowing you tolerate bidetphobia? you sit in silence as your houseguests wipe. shame.

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wiillow @wiillow.net · 15d

i can’t wait till they add polls so i can get an understanding of which direction your dick sits in your underwear

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Deepak Choppa @adamsandler.click · 16d

just tried out a medbed and boy can that thing suck cock like the best of em! haven't gotten head that good since alvin came thru wit the boys (i asked them to crop me out of the photo)

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