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Cashew @mintcashew.bsky.social · 4d

just friends..?

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zain 🏳️‍⚧️ @zainites.bsky.social · 6d

i could use some hand foot and mouth, hold the disease!

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wiillow @wiillow.net · 7d

my hobbies include unprotected sex and alcoholism

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Liz @lizc3d.bsky.social · 8d

i never believed anyone who says theyre up like doesnt this happen

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wiillow @wiillow.net · 8d

some interesting results here. do what you will with this information

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girl chunks in brine @assignedcatatbirth.bsky.social · 8d

my bidet-having friends who still buy new tp, how do you sleep at night knowing you tolerate bidetphobia? you sit in silence as your houseguests wipe. shame.

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wiillow @wiillow.net · 9d

i can’t wait till they add polls so i can get an understanding of which direction your dick sits in your underwear

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Deepak Choppa @adamsandler.click · 10d

just tried out a medbed and boy can that thing suck cock like the best of em! haven't gotten head that good since alvin came thru wit the boys (i asked them to crop me out of the photo)

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wiillow @wiillow.net · 12d

if voodoo donuts can make cock and balls donuts, surely someone can make the cockwaffle real

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wiillow @wiillow.net · 12d

so much anti-puppygirl sentiment… i want to clarify that i am actually a dog woman

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wiillow @wiillow.net · 13d

im gonna wear down her areolas like a 3ds circle pad

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girl chunks in brine @assignedcatatbirth.bsky.social · 14d

working on replicating that paper that says squirt is pee but we’re gonna use food coloring and asparagus instead of pelvic ultrasounds and liquid chromatography/tandem mass spec